Category: Recent News
BREAKING: ROGUE EMU ON THE LOOSE FOR 11 MONTHS FINALLY CAPTURED AND RELOCATED TO NEW YORK ZOO In a stunning turn of events, the notorious emu on the loose for nearly a year has finally been caught and relocated to the Bronx Zoo in New York City
**BREAKING: ROGUE EMU ON THE LOOSE FOR 11 MONTHS FINALLY CAPTURED AND RELOCATED TO NEW YORK ZOO** In a stunning turn of events, the notorious […]
BREAKING: TINY TERROR TAKES FLIGHT AT TEXAS ZOO! In a shocking turn of events, a teeny-tiny pygmy falcon chick has hatched at the Whimsy Wildlife Park in Waco, Texas, and it’s sending shockwaves throughout the animal kingdom! Measuring a whopping 1
**BREAKING: TINY TERROR TAKES FLIGHT AT TEXAS ZOO!** In a shocking turn of events, a teeny-tiny pygmy falcon chick has hatched at the Whimsy Wildlife […]
BREAKING: IGUANA ALERT TURNS OUT TO BE
**BREAKING: IGUANA ALERT TURNS OUT TO BE… NOT SO ALERT AFTER ALL** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities and residents of suburban Anytown, […]
BREAKING: WILD WEST CHAOS ERUPTS ON TEXAS HIGHWAY AS ROGUE RODEO STEERS WREAK HAVOC In a bizarre incident that has left residents of small-town Texas scratching their heads, a herd of feisty rodeo steers somehow managed to break free from their enclosure and take to the highways, causing absolute pandemonium on the usually tranquil roads
**BREAKING: WILD WEST CHAOS ERUPTS ON TEXAS HIGHWAY AS ROGUE RODEO STEERS WREAK HAVOC** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of small-town Texas […]
BREAKING: Wales Ambulance Service Overwhelmed by Bizarre 999 Calls In a shocking revelation, the Welsh Ambulance Service has come forward to reveal the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bizarre 999 calls they’ve received over the past year
**BREAKING: Wales Ambulance Service Overwhelmed by Bizarre 999 Calls** In a shocking revelation, the Welsh Ambulance Service has come forward to reveal the most absurd, […]
BREAKING: Chaos Erupts in Dublin as Thousands Flock to Non-Existent Halloween Parade Dublin, Ireland – In a bizarre incident that has left authorities scratching their heads, an estimated 10,000 people showed up in Dublin’s city center, all eager to participate in a Halloween parade that didn’t actually exist
**BREAKING: Chaos Erupts in Dublin as Thousands Flock to Non-Existent Halloween Parade** Dublin, Ireland – In a bizarre incident that has left authorities scratching their […]
BREAKING: RARE DIME SELLS FOR SMALL FORTUNE, BUYER REPORTEDLY MOVES TO ISLAND NATION TO AVOID PAYING TAXES In a jaw-dropping turn of events, a super-rare, utterly-astonishing, and downright-unbelievable U
**BREAKING: RARE DIME SELLS FOR SMALL FORTUNE, BUYER REPORTEDLY MOVES TO ISLAND NATION TO AVOID PAYING TAXES** In a jaw-dropping turn of events, a super-rare, […]
FELINE SCHOLAR FUR-GETS ABOUT HUMANS, EARNS DOCTORATE IN LITTER-ATURE Burlington, VT – In a whisker-ific ceremony, Whiskers O’Malley, a sassy feline from Vermont, has been awarded an honorary doctorate in Litter-ature from the University of Feline Excellence (or as it’s more commonly known, “The Cat’s Meow University”)
**FELINE SCHOLAR FUR-GETS ABOUT HUMANS, EARNS DOCTORATE IN LITTER-ATURE** Burlington, VT – In a whisker-ific ceremony, Whiskers O’Malley, a sassy feline from Vermont, has been […]
Canadian Politician Breaks Records and Neckwear Norms in Glamorous Farewell In a move that left constituents shaking their heads in disbelief and admiration, Canadian politician Myrtle Flapdoodle decided to exit the political stage in the most extravagant way possible: by wearing a staggering 360 neckties simultaneously
**Canadian Politician Breaks Records and Neckwear Norms in Glamorous Farewell** In a move that left constituents shaking their heads in disbelief and admiration, Canadian politician […]
BREAKING: Canine Courageousness Reaches New Heights as “Tiny” the Terrier Takes Down 500-Pound Bull, Wins Prestigious 2025 Hambone Award In a jaw-dropping display of bravery, determination, and utter recklessness, a feisty little terrier named “Tiny” has been awarded the 2025 Hambone Award for her daring battle against a 500-pound bull
**BREAKING: Canine Courageousness Reaches New Heights as “Tiny” the Terrier Takes Down 500-Pound Bull, Wins Prestigious 2025 Hambone Award** In a jaw-dropping display of bravery, […]