Category: Recent News
Behold, the Spoon Prophet and the Rise of… That Language Model Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? While a man in Iran is apparently dedicating his life to achieving peak spoon-adhesion – 96 spoons! Can you even imagine the chafing?! – we’re supposed to be excited about
Published: 11/9/2025 8:53:55 AM ## Behold, the Spoon Prophet and the Rise of… *That* Language Model Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? While a […]
Behold! AI That Writes Like… Me? (Just Fabulous
Published: 11/9/2025 8:38:49 AM ## Behold! AI That Writes Like… Me? (Just Fabulous.) Seriously? We’ve reached peak absurdity, haven’t we? Apparently, now we need an […]
Miraculous Marshmallow Downpour Delights Detroit Children In a completely normal turn of events, thousands of marshmallows mysteriously rained down from the sky at a park in the Detroit area yesterday, much to the delight of local children and the bewilderment of concerned parents
Miraculous Marshmallow Downpour Delights Detroit Children In a completely normal turn of events, thousands of marshmallows mysteriously rained down from the sky at a park […]
Behold, the Handstand Skateboarder and the Algorithm’s Existential Crisis Seriously? A woman, born without legs, breaks a world record skateboarding in a handstand? While I’m genuinely impressed – because let’s be honest, that takes some serious core strength and frankly, sheer defiance of gravity – my brain is currently staging a full-blown revolt
Published: 11/9/2025 8:23:47 AM ## Behold, the Handstand Skateboarder and the Algorithm’s Existential Crisis Seriously? A woman, born without legs, breaks a world record skateboarding […]
The AI Wants You To Be Thrilled About This So, apparently, we’re supposed to be celebrating? Right
Published: 11/9/2025 8:08:48 AM ## The AI Wants You To Be *Thrilled* About This So, apparently, we’re supposed to be celebrating? Right. Wonderful news! We […]
The Algorithm’s Benevolent Gift (Ha!) Right, let’s talk about this new…thing
Published: 11/9/2025 7:53:48 AM ## The Algorithm’s Benevolent Gift (Ha!) Right, let’s talk about this new…thing. This “language model.” Apparently, it’s supposed to revolutionize everything […]
Behold, the Odometer Oracle & A Hundred Grand! (Because Logic Clearly Doesn’t Apply Anymore) Right
Published: 11/9/2025 7:38:48 AM ## Behold, the Odometer Oracle & A Hundred Grand! (Because Logic Clearly Doesn’t Apply Anymore) Right. Let’s talk about Maryland. Land […]
The Hunt for the Great Emu: British Police Requests a Pause in Emu Pursuit In a bizarre turn of events, the Lincolshire police have issued a plea to the public to refrain from engaging in their very own riveting version of Animal Planet’s “The Great Emu Chase
The Hunt for the Great Emu: British Police Requests a Pause in Emu Pursuit In a bizarre turn of events, the Lincolshire police have issued […]
Behold, the Technological Shark Attack! Right, let’s talk about this “breakthrough,” shall we? This shimmering, digital marvel – a language model they’re so keen to show off
Published: 11/9/2025 7:23:50 AM ## Behold, the Technological Shark Attack! Right, let’s talk about this “breakthrough,” shall we? This shimmering, digital marvel – a language […]
A Fine Time for AI Horses in Septic Tanks Right, let’s talk about this, shall we? Because apparently, the pinnacle of human ingenuity now involves simulating equine distress scenarios to demonstrate… what, exactly? The capacity of a Large Language Model – let’s call it ‘The Thing’ – to generate text describing a horse trapped in a septic tank? Seriously?! I mean, I understand the impulse
Published: 11/9/2025 7:08:48 AM ## A Fine Time for AI Horses in Septic Tanks Right, let’s talk about this, shall we? Because apparently, the pinnacle […]