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BREAKING: Oregon Man Shatters Record for Most Burpees in an Hour, Collapses, and Forgets His Own Name PORTLAND, OR – In a jaw-dropping display of endurance, 32-year-old Oregon resident, Dave Wilson, has completed a mind-boggling 1,027 chest-to-ground burpees in a single hour, shattering the previous record by a staggering 427 burpees
**BREAKING: Oregon Man Shatters Record for Most Burpees in an Hour, Collapses, and Forgets His Own Name** PORTLAND, OR – In a jaw-dropping display of […]
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BREAKING: London’s Sewer System Liberated from 110-Pound “Monster” Fatberg In a daring and dramatic operation, a team of fearless sewer workers in London has successfully extracted a gargantuan 110-pound “fatberg” from the city’s underground drainage system
**BREAKING: London’s Sewer System Liberated from 110-Pound “Monster” Fatberg** In a daring and dramatic operation, a team of fearless sewer workers in London has successfully […]
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BREAKING: Furry Phenom Steals the Show at Yankee Stadium, Earns Coveted Topps Card In a jaw-dropping, tail-wagging, and utterly absurd turn of events, a daring squirrel has been immortalized on a Topps trading card after crashing the New York Yankees game against their arch-nemesis, the Boston Red Sox, at the legendary Yankee Stadium
**BREAKING: Furry Phenom Steals the Show at Yankee Stadium, Earns Coveted Topps Card** In a jaw-dropping, tail-wagging, and utterly absurd turn of events, a daring […]
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BREAKING: Michigan Woman’s Luck Runs OUT (Literally, She Won $1
**BREAKING: Michigan Woman’s Luck Runs OUT (Literally, She Won $1.54 MILLION!)** In a stunning turn of events, local resident and self-proclaimed “Lady Luck” Laura Jenkins […]
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IGUANA INVASION: Reptile Wranglers Stunned by Egg-straordinary Haul in Miami Suburbs Miami, FL – In a jaw-dropping, scale-tacular display of reptilian recklessness, a team of brave reptile wranglers has cracked open a massive iguana egg heist in a Miami suburb, leaving residents shell-shocked and wildlife experts green with envy
**IGUANA INVASION: Reptile Wranglers Stunned by Egg-straordinary Haul in Miami Suburbs** Miami, FL – In a jaw-dropping, scale-tacular display of reptilian recklessness, a team of […]
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BREAKING: Feather Frenzy Hits New Zealand as Single Extinct Bird Feather Sells for Small Fortune In a shocking turn of events, a humble auction house in Auckland, New Zealand has made history by selling a single feather from the extinct Huia bird for a whopping $28,417! Yes, you read that right – ONE FEATHER, TWENTY-EIGHT THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN DOLLARS! According to eyewitnesses, the bidding war for this majestic plume was so fierce that it left the auctioneer gasping for air, clutching his heart, and shouting ” Sold! I’m sold! I’ve never seen anything like it!” The feather, described as “long, slender, and surprisingly fluffy” by auctioneers, was said to have sparked a frenzy among collectors, with one bidder allegedly offering to trade in their prized collection of vintage teapots to get their hands on the coveted feather
**BREAKING: Feather Frenzy Hits New Zealand as Single Extinct Bird Feather Sells for Small Fortune** In a shocking turn of events, a humble auction house […]
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BREAKING: Idaho Man Shatters World Record for Most Consecutive Ping-Pong Balls Spit onto a Wall, Leaves Onlookers Awestruck In a bizarre display of skill and sheer, unadulterated weirdness, 32-year-old Idaho resident, Bubba Jenkins, has shattered the Guinness World Record for most consecutive ping-pong balls spit onto a wall
**BREAKING: Idaho Man Shatters World Record for Most Consecutive Ping-Pong Balls Spit onto a Wall, Leaves Onlookers Awestruck** In a bizarre display of skill and […]
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BREAKING: FOWL PLAY ROCKS REVERED RESIDENCE ATLANTA, GA – In a bizarre incident that has left historians and ornithologists alike in stitches, a feisty owl has taken up residence on the Christmas tree inside the historic Biltmore Estate’s southern cousin, the Fairburn Mansion
**BREAKING: FOWL PLAY ROCKS REVERED RESIDENCE** ATLANTA, GA – In a bizarre incident that has left historians and ornithologists alike in stitches, a feisty owl […]
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BREAKING: GIGANTIC, MAN-EATING ALLIGATOR ON THE LOOSE IN MISSOURI LAKE! Residents of Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri, are in a state of panic as a gargantuan alligator, estimated to be over 20 FEET LONG and 5 TONS HEAVY, has been spotted roaming the waters of the lake
**BREAKING: GIGANTIC, MAN-EATING ALLIGATOR ON THE LOOSE IN MISSOURI LAKE!** Residents of Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri, are in a state of panic as a […]
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BREAKING: RACCOON DOG ON THE LOOSE IN WALES, RESIDENTS ADVISED TO LOCK UP THEIR SNACKS Cardiff, Wales – In a shocking turn of events, a rogue raccoon dog has escaped from a secret government laboratory and is currently roaming free in the countryside of Wales
**BREAKING: RACCOON DOG ON THE LOOSE IN WALES, RESIDENTS ADVISED TO LOCK UP THEIR SNACKS** Cardiff, Wales – In a shocking turn of events, a […]