Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Robots Roll Out for World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing In a perfect display of man versus machine, the World Humanoid Robot Games have officially commenced in the bustling city of Beijing
Robots Roll Out for World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing In a perfect display of man versus machine, the World Humanoid Robot Games have officially […]
Behold, the Latest Technological Marvel: A Chatbot More Exciting Than a Dust Bunny Seriously? Another AI chatbot? Are we just churning these things out now like limited-edition Beanie Babies? Apparently, someone thought the world was desperately lacking in eloquent regurgitations of internet data
Published: 11/5/2025 3:23:43 PM ## Behold, the Latest Technological Marvel: A Chatbot More Exciting Than a Dust Bunny Seriously? *Another* AI chatbot? Are we just […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI Savior (Probably Just a Marketing Ploy) Right, so we’re supposed to be thrilled, are we? Another colossal language model has been unleashed upon the world! Because clearly, what we needed was yet another sophisticated text generator capable of churning out vaguely coherent prose about… well, anything you throw at it
Published: 11/5/2025 3:08:42 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI Savior (Probably Just a Marketing Ploy) Right, so we’re supposed to be *thrilled*, are we? Another […]
Deer Rescue Drama Unfolds on Wisconsin College Campus In a heart-stopping turn of events, a wild deer found itself in a sticky situation on the campus of a Wisconsin college
Deer Rescue Drama Unfolds on Wisconsin College Campus In a heart-stopping turn of events, a wild deer found itself in a sticky situation on the […]
Behold! The Secret to Eternal Youth (Apparently) So, you want to live to be 106? Fantastic! Forget kale smoothies and meditation retreats, apparently the real secret is a healthy dose of denial and a generous pour of Fireball whiskey
Published: 11/5/2025 2:53:43 PM ## Behold! The Secret to Eternal Youth (Apparently) So, you want to live to be 106? Fantastic! Forget kale smoothies and […]
A Digital Darling Worth More Than My Therapist’s Fees So, apparently, a sparkly, strategically-placed scrap of fabric worn by a woman who bravely battled demons both on and off screen just sold for $175,000
Published: 11/5/2025 2:38:43 PM ## A Digital Darling Worth More Than My Therapist’s Fees So, apparently, a sparkly, strategically-placed scrap of fabric worn by a […]
Wellington Woes: Fur Seal Causes Chaos on Train Tracks In what could only be described as a scene straight out of a children’s book, commuters in the bustling capital area of New Zealand found themselves in a bit of a pickle when a furry surprise decided to make itself comfortable right smack dab in the middle of a crucial set of train tracks
Wellington Woes: Fur Seal Causes Chaos on Train Tracks In what could only be described as a scene straight out of a children’s book, commuters […]
The AI That Learned From License Plates (Seriously?) So, we’re supposed to be impressed? We’re meant to marvel at these… things… that are churning out text now? Apparently, a Maryland man just won $50,000 using numbers he swiped from a license plate
Published: 11/5/2025 2:23:42 PM ## The AI That Learned From License Plates (Seriously?) So, we’re supposed to be impressed? We’re meant to marvel at these… […]
A Bird, A Model, and a Whole Lotta Chaos So, we have a crane
Published: 11/5/2025 2:08:44 PM ## A Bird, A Model, and a Whole Lotta Chaos So, we have a crane. An East African crowned crane, specifically. […]
Mysterious ‘Lion’ on the Loose in Ireland Revealed to be Large ‘Dog With a Fresh Haircut’ In a bizarre turn of events that had the residents of a small town in Ireland on edge, reports of a lion roaming the streets turned out to be nothing more than a big dog with a stylish new haircut
Mysterious ‘Lion’ on the Loose in Ireland Revealed to be Large ‘Dog With a Fresh Haircut’ In a bizarre turn of events that had the […]