Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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BREAKING: Drone Show Shatters Records with Epic Display of Fictional Character
**BREAKING: Drone Show Shatters Records with Epic Display of Fictional Character… Twice!** In a jaw-dropping display of technological wizardry and sheer, unadulterated awesomeness, a drone […]
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BREAKING: Florida Woman Uncovers Century-Old Message in a Bottle, Discovers Secret Nazi Plot to Steal All the World’s Pineapples TAMPA, FL – In a shocking turn of events, a Florida woman cleaning up debris washed ashore by Hurricane Debby stumbled upon a mysterious message in a bottle that has left historians baffled and pineapple enthusiasts reeling
**BREAKING: Florida Woman Uncovers Century-Old Message in a Bottle, Discovers Secret Nazi Plot to Steal All the World’s Pineapples** TAMPA, FL – In a shocking […]
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DEER’S DAREDEVIL STUNT: Local Hero Emerges as Frozen Reservoir Rescue Mission Defies All Odds! In a jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, and downright unbelievable turn of events, a drama-filled rescue mission was undertaken yesterday evening when a daring deer named “Bucky” took an unplanned swim in the frozen reservoir of Doom
**DEER’S DAREDEVIL STUNT: Local Hero Emerges as Frozen Reservoir Rescue Mission Defies All Odds!** In a jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, and downright unbelievable turn of events, a […]
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BREAKING: HOT DOGGED: Mets Fan’s Night Turns into Saucy Snafu In a bizarre incident that will go down in the annals of baseball history, a hapless New York Mets fan was pelted with a barrage of hot dogs during the team’s recent “$1 Night” promotion at Citi Field
**BREAKING: HOT DOGGED: Mets Fan’s Night Turns into Saucy Snafu** In a bizarre incident that will go down in the annals of baseball history, a […]
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BREAKING: North Carolina Man on Top of the World After Winning BIG
**BREAKING: North Carolina Man on Top of the World After Winning BIG… AGAIN!** In a stunning turn of events, local resident and self-proclaimed “Lucky Larry” […]
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BREAKING: North Carolina Man’s Life Turned Upside Down After Accidentally Winning $177,749 in Online Lottery Game, Claims He Was Just “Messing Around” In a bizarre incident that has left lottery officials and the man’s friends and family stunned, 32-year-old Bubba Jenkins of rural North Carolina has won a whopping $177,749 in an online lottery game, and his response? “Huh? Oh, I thought that was just a demo mode
**BREAKING: North Carolina Man’s Life Turned Upside Down After Accidentally Winning $177,749 in Online Lottery Game, Claims He Was Just “Messing Around”** In a bizarre […]
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BREAKING: Legendary Steamship of Epic Proportions Found at Bottom of Ocean, Experts Baffled by sheer Awesomeness In a groundbreaking discovery that promises to rewrite the history books and put the sleepy town of New Bedford, Massachusetts on the map, a team of marine salvage experts has unearthed the long-lost wreckage of the majestic French steamship, “Le Gigant des Mers” – a behemoth of a vessel that was thought to have sunk to a watery grave over a century ago
**BREAKING: Legendary Steamship of Epic Proportions Found at Bottom of Ocean, Experts Baffled by sheer Awesomeness** In a groundbreaking discovery that promises to rewrite the […]
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MARYLAND MAN STRIKES LOTTERY JACKPOT TRIPLE CROWN: $150,000 WIN MARKS THIRD BIG WIN IN AS MANY MONTHS In a bizarre incident that has left lottery officials scratching their heads and ordinary people just plain jealous, a Maryland man has won a whopping $150,000 from a Powerball drawing – and it’s not even his first, second, or even his fifth big win
**MARYLAND MAN STRIKES LOTTERY JACKPOT TRIPLE CROWN: $150,000 WIN MARKS THIRD BIG WIN IN AS MANY MONTHS** In a bizarre incident that has left lottery […]
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BREAKING: BOVINE ON THE LOOSE! COW CAUSES CHAOS ON PENNSYLVANIA HIGHWAY In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Pennsylvania in stitches, a rogue cow brought traffic to a standstill on Highway 222, leaving emergency responders in a frantic chase to catch the wayward bovine
**BREAKING: BOVINE ON THE LOOSE! COW CAUSES CHAOS ON PENNSYLVANIA HIGHWAY** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Pennsylvania in stitches, a […]
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BREAKING: Shocking Discovery Off the Coast of Costa Rica – Orange You Glad It’s Not a Lemon? In a jaw-dropping, fin-tastic turn of events, a local fisherman has caught the most unbelievable, the most extraordinary, the most utterly absurd shark to ever swim in the seven seas! Meet the majestic, the marvelous, the one and only
**BREAKING: Shocking Discovery Off the Coast of Costa Rica – Orange You Glad It’s Not a Lemon?** In a jaw-dropping, fin-tastic turn of events, a […]