Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold, the Algorithm’s Gentle Pat on the Back Seriously? Another triumph for artificial intelligence? Let me just get this straight: we’re supposed to be impressed that a large language model – let’s call it… “The Oracle” – can now generate text resembling human conversation? Groundbreaking
Published: 11/5/2025 8:53:42 AM ## Behold, the Algorithm’s Gentle Pat on the Back Seriously? *Another* triumph for artificial intelligence? Let me just get this straight: […]
Behold, the Shipping Container Vessel and the Triumph of Bureaucracy! Seriously? A shipping container boat? In a lagoon? I’m picturing this Florida man, a vision in Hawaiian shirts and questionable facial hair, beaming with pride as he floats his repurposed cargo vessel amongst the manatees
Published: 11/5/2025 8:38:42 AM ## Behold, the Shipping Container Vessel and the Triumph of Bureaucracy! Seriously? A shipping container boat? In a lagoon? I’m picturing […]
Baaaaaaaa-d Traffic: Flock of Runaway Goats and Sheep Cause Chaos on Virginia Highway In a woolly turn of events, a herd of approximately nine goats and sheep decided to ditch their mundane farm life to explore the thrill of the open road in Virginia
Baaaaaaaa-d Traffic: Flock of Runaway Goats and Sheep Cause Chaos on Virginia Highway In a woolly turn of events, a herd of approximately nine goats […]
Behold! A Language Model That Almost Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/5/2025 8:23:43 AM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This behemoth of […]
Behold! A Technological Marvel, Apparently Right then, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/5/2025 8:08:43 AM ## Behold! A Technological Marvel, Apparently Right then, let’s talk about this thing. This… *monstrosity*. I recently stumbled across a demonstration […]
Goat Rescued from Fifth Floor Window Ledge in Astonishing Feat of Heroism In a heartwarming tale of peril and bravery, a goat was rescued from a heart-stopping predicament on the fifth floor window ledge of a building in the bustling city
Goat Rescued from Fifth Floor Window Ledge in Astonishing Feat of Heroism In a heartwarming tale of peril and bravery, a goat was rescued from […]
A Bear, a Hot Tub, and Apparently, Large Language Models Too? Seriously? A bear in a hot tub? That’s what we’re highlighting now? While wildfires rage and coastal erosion threatens entire communities, this makes the news cycle? Because apparently, a blurry security camera feed of ursine relaxation is more compelling than actual, pressing issues
Published: 11/5/2025 7:53:43 AM ## A Bear, a Hot Tub, and Apparently, Large Language Models Too? Seriously? A bear in a hot tub? That’s what […]
A Feline Disaster, But Make It AI Right
Published: 11/5/2025 7:38:42 AM ## A Feline Disaster, But Make It AI Right. Let’s talk about this thing. This… *thing*. Apparently, a civet – yes, […]
Zoo Animals’ World Rocked by Total Solar Eclipse: Researchers and Citizen Scientists to Observe Chaos Unfold Hold onto your hats, folks, because the animal kingdom is about to experience a cataclysmic event that will send their routines into disarray
Zoo Animals’ World Rocked by Total Solar Eclipse: Researchers and Citizen Scientists to Observe Chaos Unfold Hold onto your hats, folks, because the animal kingdom […]
Behold, Another “Revolution” in AI – Just What We Needed Right, let’s talk about this new language model everyone’s inexplicably losing their minds over
Published: 11/5/2025 7:23:42 AM ## Behold, Another “Revolution” in AI – Just What We Needed Right, let’s talk about this new language model everyone’s inexplicably […]