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Motorcyclist Breaks Time-Space Continuum, Wanted on Multiple Charges In a stunning display of power, a motorcyclist has managed to break through the time-space continuum and complete a journey from Colorado Springs to the Denver metro area in just 20 minutes

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Motorcyclist Breaks Time-Space Continuum, Wanted on Multiple Charges In a stunning display of power, a motorcyclist has managed to break through the time-space continuum and […]

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“He Did It! Oregon Man Shatters World Record for Burpee Pull-Ups on GMA” In a feat that will go down in history as the pinnacle of human achievement, an Oregon man has broken the world record for most burpee pull-ups on Good Morning America, sending shockwaves across the globe and proving once and for all that humanity can do anything we set our minds to (even if it’s utterly pointless)

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“He Did It! Oregon Man Shatters World Record for Burpee Pull-Ups on GMA” In a feat that will go down in history as the pinnacle […]

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Local Woman Honored for Devotion to Avatar Merchandise In a stunning display of consumerist indulgence, one Oklahoma resident has amassed an insurmountable collection of memorabilia related to the “Avatar: The Last Airbender” franchise

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Local Woman Honored for Devotion to Avatar Merchandise In a stunning display of consumerist indulgence, one Oklahoma resident has amassed an insurmountable collection of memorabilia […]

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“Florida’s Wildlife Gets a New Addition: A Swimming Kangaroo” In yet another bizarre turn of events in Florida, residents of an apartment complex were surprised to find a new guest in their pool area – a kangaroo

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“Florida’s Wildlife Gets a New Addition: A Swimming Kangaroo” In yet another bizarre turn of events in Florida, residents of an apartment complex were surprised […]