Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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Emu Takes Impromptu Highway Tour, Forgets the GPS In a thrilling game of chicken on Pennsylvania’s highways, an emu, presumably having a mid-life crisis or perhaps just a desperate longing for adventure, broke free from its trailer and decided that a leisurely stroll along Interstate 95 was just what it needed
**Emu Takes Impromptu Highway Tour, Forgets the GPS** In a thrilling game of chicken on Pennsylvania’s highways, an emu, presumably having a mid-life crisis or […]
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GALACTIC GAMBLE: Boba Fett Figure Fetches Astronomical Price of $525,000! In a jaw-dropping, wallet-busting sale that has left collectors and fans reeling, a ridiculously rare Star Wars Boba Fett action figure measuring a whopping 3
**GALACTIC GAMBLE: Boba Fett Figure Fetches Astronomical Price of $525,000!** In a jaw-dropping, wallet-busting sale that has left collectors and fans reeling, a ridiculously rare […]
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BREAKING: MASSACHUSETTS MAN STRIKES POWERBALL JACKPOT
BREAKING: MASSACHUSETTS MAN STRIKES POWERBALL JACKPOT… TWICE! In a bizarre and hilarious turn of events, 32-year-old Massachusetts resident, Dave Wilson, has won not one, but […]
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GIANT HAND OF DOOM EVICTED FROM WELLINGTON SKYLINE AFTER 5 YEARS OF TERRORIZING RESIDENTS In a shocking move, the City of Wellington has finally succumbed to public pressure and announced the removal of the infamous “Hand of Fate” sculpture, a gargantuan hand with a human face that has loomed over the city for half a decade
**GIANT HAND OF DOOM EVICTED FROM WELLINGTON SKYLINE AFTER 5 YEARS OF TERRORIZING RESIDENTS** In a shocking move, the City of Wellington has finally succumbed […]
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BREAKING: LOCAL CLERK HAILED AS HERO AFTER HELPING MICHIGAN WOMAN WIN BIG
**BREAKING: LOCAL CLERK HAILED AS HERO AFTER HELPING MICHIGAN WOMAN WIN BIG… AND ALSO GETTING HER TO BUY A NEW CAR AND PAY OFF HER […]
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BREAKING: FORGETFUL LOTTERY PLAYER WINS BIG, THEN FORGETS WHY THEY BOUGHT TICKET IN FIRST PLACE Seattle, WA – In a bizarre incident that has left officials and lottery enthusiasts alike scratching their heads, a Washington state resident has won a whopping $50,000 prize in the state lottery – but only after a series of hilarious misadventures
**BREAKING: FORGETFUL LOTTERY PLAYER WINS BIG, THEN FORGETS WHY THEY BOUGHT TICKET IN FIRST PLACE** Seattle, WA – In a bizarre incident that has left […]
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BREAKING: WORLD’S TALLEST DOMINO TOWER REACHES SKY-SCRAPING HEIGHTS, DEFIES GRAVITY AND LOGIC In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and downright unbelievable display of engineering and sheer luck, a team of domino enthusiasts has constructed a tower that has left onlookers agog and Guinness World Records officials scrambling to update their books
**BREAKING: WORLD’S TALLEST DOMINO TOWER REACHES SKY-SCRAPING HEIGHTS, DEFIES GRAVITY AND LOGIC** In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and downright unbelievable display of engineering and sheer luck, […]
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BREAKING: ARCTIC FOX ON THE LOOSE IN PDX! In a daring operation that will go down in the annals of animal rescue history, a team of fearless wildlife experts in Portland, Oregon, has successfully captured a rogue Arctic fox that had been wowing locals with its dashing good looks and bewildering presence
**BREAKING: ARCTIC FOX ON THE LOOSE IN PDX!** In a daring operation that will go down in the annals of animal rescue history, a team […]
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BREAKING: Tiny Titan of the Kitchen Stuns Italian Audience with Noodle of Unbelievable Thinness! In a jaw-dropping display of culinary wizardry, Chinese chef, Wong “The Noodle Whisperer” Li, has left Italian TV viewers agog with his death-defying, eye-popping, and downright absurd noodle-making skills
**BREAKING: Tiny Titan of the Kitchen Stuns Italian Audience with Noodle of Unbelievable Thinness!** In a jaw-dropping display of culinary wizardry, Chinese chef, Wong “The […]
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BREAKING: Canine Daredevil Smashes Human Tunnel World Record with Jaw-Dropping Skateboarding Feat! In a spectacle that left onlookers paws-itively awestruck, a death-defying dog named Max zoomed through a human tunnel made up of a staggering 427 people standing with their legs apart, shattering the previous Guinness World Record for the longest human tunnel ever skateboarded through! Eyewitnesses described the scene as “absolute pandemonium” as Max, a 3-year-old skateboarding sensation, fearlessly rode his board through the sea of outstretched legs, performing a series of mind-boggling tricks and stunts along the way
**BREAKING: Canine Daredevil Smashes Human Tunnel World Record with Jaw-Dropping Skateboarding Feat!** In a spectacle that left onlookers paws-itively awestruck, a death-defying dog named Max […]