Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold, the Benevolent Algorithm’s Generosity (Apparently) Right
Published: 11/4/2025 12:08:49 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent Algorithm’s Generosity (Apparently) Right. So, we’re supposed to be impressed, are we? A man gets a lottery […]
In an event that has captured the hearts of bird lovers and eardrums of unfortunate bystanders alike, British prodigy “Seagull Boy” has once again soared to victory in the prestigious Gull Screeching Championship, marking his second consecutive win in the fiercely competitive avian vocalization contest
In an event that has captured the hearts of bird lovers and eardrums of unfortunate bystanders alike, British prodigy “Seagull Boy” has once again soared […]
Behold! A Language Model That’s… Adequate? (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/4/2025 11:53:49 AM ## Behold! A Language Model That’s… Adequate? (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this thing. This… *language model*. Apparently, it’s supposed to […]
Behold! A Clover With More Leaves Than Common Sense Seriously? A 63-leaf clover? Someone, please tell me this isn’t a sign of the impending apocalypse
Published: 11/4/2025 11:38:47 AM ## Behold! A Clover With More Leaves Than Common Sense Seriously? A 63-leaf clover? Someone, *please* tell me this isn’t a […]
Unremarkable Painting Fetches Astounding $18,000 at Auction In a stunning turn of events, a seemingly mundane painting that once adorned the walls of a retired dentist’s waiting room was recently auctioned off for a jaw-dropping $18,000
Unremarkable Painting Fetches Astounding $18,000 at Auction In a stunning turn of events, a seemingly mundane painting that once adorned the walls of a retired […]
Behold! A Language Model, Spinning Wildly Out of Control Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things, folks
Published: 11/4/2025 11:23:47 AM ## Behold! A Language Model, Spinning Wildly Out of Control Seriously? *Another* one? We’re drowning in these things, folks. It’s like […]
A Triumph of Mediocrity, Gloriously Unremarkable Right then, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/4/2025 11:08:56 AM ## A Triumph of Mediocrity, Gloriously Unremarkable Right then, let’s talk about this thing. This… *entity*. The digital marvel that’s apparently […]
Man’s Best Friend Proves His Intelligence Once Again in Epic Cave Misadventure In a fascinating turn of events, a courageous pup from Alabama decided to take matters into his own paws and single-handedly tackle the age-old conundrum of raccoon invasion
Man’s Best Friend Proves His Intelligence Once Again in Epic Cave Misadventure In a fascinating turn of events, a courageous pup from Alabama decided to […]
A Shower of Sanitation: Because 2024, Naturally Seriously? Portable toilets? Falling off a truck? On a Massachusetts highway? Is this some elaborate performance art piece I missed the memo on? Because frankly, it feels like the universe is just mocking us at this point
Published: 11/4/2025 10:53:48 AM ## A Shower of Sanitation: Because 2024, Naturally Seriously? Portable toilets? Falling off a truck? On a Massachusetts highway? Is this […]
A Tiny Bandit and a Very Large Truck: Just What We Needed Seriously? A raccoon? In an engine compartment? Of a semi truck? Is this what humanity has come to? We’re battling climate change, political upheaval, and the existential dread of…well, everything, and we’re celebrating because a baby bandit decided his preferred napping location was inside the metal guts of a commercial vehicle
Published: 11/4/2025 10:38:47 AM ## A Tiny Bandit and a Very Large Truck: Just What We Needed Seriously? A raccoon? In an engine compartment? Of […]