Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI – Because Apparently Kittens and Chatbots Are Linked Now Right
Published: 11/4/2025 6:23:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI – Because Apparently Kittens and Chatbots Are Linked Now Right. Just *fantastic*. We’re supposed […]
Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI Horseplay Right then
Published: 11/4/2025 6:09:08 AM ## Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI Horseplay Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This new Large Language Model (LLM), […]
Fortune Favors the Gourd: North Carolina Man Credits Pumpkin for $150,000 Lottery Win In an unexpected turn of events, a man from North Carolina has managed to strike it rich with the help of none other than a humble pumpkin
Fortune Favors the Gourd: North Carolina Man Credits Pumpkin for $150,000 Lottery Win In an unexpected turn of events, a man from North Carolina has […]
Oh Joy, Another Linguistic Parrot Seriously? Another language model? As if the internet wasn’t already drowning in a sea of perfectly polite, meticulously sanitized text generators
Published: 11/4/2025 5:53:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another Linguistic Parrot Seriously? *Another* language model? As if the internet wasn’t already drowning in a sea of […]
Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel! (Because We Needed More Distractions) Seriously? A bright green fireball? How utterly thrilling
Published: 11/4/2025 5:38:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel! (Because We Needed More Distractions) Seriously? A bright green fireball? How utterly *thrilling*. Apparently, it […]
Title: Three Friendly Ball Pythons Take Stroll in Central Park, One Reluctantly Captured In the latest edition of “Nature’s Got Talent,” three adventurous ball pythons were seen gallivanting around New York City’s beloved Central Park, spreading joy and confusion among the locals
Title: Three Friendly Ball Pythons Take Stroll in Central Park, One Reluctantly Captured In the latest edition of “Nature’s Got Talent,” three adventurous ball pythons […]
Behold! Humanity’s Peak Achievement: Holding a Handlebar with Your Mouth Oh, joy
Published: 11/4/2025 5:23:49 AM ## Behold! Humanity’s Peak Achievement: Holding a Handlebar with Your Mouth Oh, joy. Just *joy* radiating from this latest pinnacle of […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Savior – Because Apparently Trees Aren’t Enough Right, let’s talk about this, shall we? Because apparently, humanity is desperate for another Large Language Model
Published: 11/4/2025 5:08:48 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Savior – Because Apparently Trees Aren’t Enough Right, let’s talk about this, shall we? Because apparently, […]
David Rush was at it again, folks – this time, breaking yet another important record at the sidelines of the ’99 to Beat’ event
David Rush was at it again, folks – this time, breaking yet another important record at the sidelines of the ’99 to Beat’ event. Rush, […]
Oh, Joy! Another Giant Thing We Didn’t Need Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/4/2025 4:53:46 AM ## Oh, Joy! Another Giant Thing We Didn’t Need Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. Apparently, someone in France felt compelled […]