Author: Poor Dirt Richard
The AI That Found My Lost Socks (Probably) So, you’re telling me there’s a thing now? A digital blob, lovingly crafted in some Silicon Valley lab, that supposedly can spit out text? Apparently, it’s called… well, let’s just say “it” for now
Published: 11/6/2025 1:23:43 AM ## The AI That Found My Lost Socks (Probably) So, you’re telling me there’s a *thing* now? A digital blob, lovingly […]
A Technological Triumph? More Like a Statistical Punchline
Published: 11/6/2025 1:08:43 AM ## A Technological Triumph? More Like a Statistical Punchline. So, you’re telling me we’ve achieved peak AI development? We’ve birthed this… […]
In a remarkable turn of events in South Carolina, a loose monkey was successfully lured back home with the irresistible offer of a hot cup of coffee
In a remarkable turn of events in South Carolina, a loose monkey was successfully lured back home with the irresistible offer of a hot cup […]
Behold, Another Triumph of Algorithmic Destiny (and a Maryland Man) Seriously? A $50,000 lottery win? Because a coworker suggested it? This is exactly what I’m talking about! The universe clearly operates on a principle of profoundly random absurdity
Published: 11/6/2025 12:53:43 AM ## Behold, Another Triumph of Algorithmic Destiny (and a Maryland Man) Seriously? A $50,000 lottery win? Because a *coworker* suggested it? […]
Raisins of Wrath and AI Shenanigans Seriously? Hundreds of boxes of raisins? Six lanes shut down?! It’s just…peak California, isn’t it? We’re a state known for earthquakes, wildfires, and ridiculously overpriced avocado toast
Published: 11/6/2025 12:38:43 AM ## Raisins of Wrath and AI Shenanigans Seriously? Hundreds of boxes of raisins? Six lanes shut down?! It’s just…peak California, isn’t […]
Woman Wins $50,000 Lottery Prize for the Third Time: Luck or a Deal With the Devil? In an utterly shocking turn of events that is sure to have statisticians scratching their heads, a Maryland Lottery player has managed to clinch her third $50,000 prize from a Bonus Match 5 drawing
Woman Wins $50,000 Lottery Prize for the Third Time: Luck or a Deal With the Devil? In an utterly shocking turn of events that is […]
A Tiny Lizard and a Very Large Dose of “Well, That’s Just Splendid” So, we’ve got a gecko
Published: 11/6/2025 12:23:43 AM ## A Tiny Lizard and a Very Large Dose of “Well, *That’s* Just Splendid” So, we’ve got a gecko. Not just […]
Behold! The Alligator of AI – Or, Why My Patience Just Vanished Seriously? An alligator under a car in Michigan? That’s almost as ridiculous as trying to wrestle coherent thought from this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 12:08:44 AM ## Behold! The Alligator of AI – Or, Why My Patience Just Vanished Seriously? An alligator under a car in Michigan? […]
Maryland Man Miraculously Recovers Winning Lottery Ticket Just in Time In a heartwarming turn of events that can only be described as a stroke of luck, a Maryland man managed to reclaim his $50,400 winning lottery ticket just days before it was due to expire
Maryland Man Miraculously Recovers Winning Lottery Ticket Just in Time In a heartwarming turn of events that can only be described as a stroke of […]
Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: AI Chatbots & Idahoan Nasal Capacity Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? A man in Idaho, apparently possessing a nasal cavity capable of rivaling a small dirigible, inflating balloons with his nose to achieve
Published: 11/5/2025 11:53:43 PM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: AI Chatbots & Idahoan Nasal Capacity Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? A […]