Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Oh Joy, Another AI Savior Arrives Right, because what we really needed was yet another Large Language Model (LLM) to grace our digital lives
Published: 11/4/2025 3:08:45 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Savior Arrives Right, because what we *really* needed was yet another Large Language Model (LLM) to […]
Lost and Confused: Sea Lion Takes a Casual Stroll on California Road In a surprising turn of events, a California beach-goer was treated to a rare sight when a wayward sea lion decided to take a leisurely stroll on a road in the sunny state
Lost and Confused: Sea Lion Takes a Casual Stroll on California Road In a surprising turn of events, a California beach-goer was treated to a […]
Oh Joy, Another Technological Savior Right
Published: 11/4/2025 2:53:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another Technological Savior Right. Let’s talk about this marvel, shall we? This… *thing*. Apparently, it’s supposed to be […]
Oh Joy! Another AI Parrot Flies the Coop Seriously? Another one? You’d think, after the last… incident
Published: 11/4/2025 2:38:48 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Parrot Flies the Coop Seriously? *Another* one? You’d think, after the last… incident… involving a particularly […]
Minnesota Man Achieves Unheard of Feat by Winning Safeway World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-Off with Massive 2,471-Pound Squash In a stunning turn of events that has left the pumpkin community reeling, a Minnesota man has risen to the top of the Safeway World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-Off with a gargantuan 2,471-pound squash that he oh-so-inventively named Rudy
Minnesota Man Achieves Unheard of Feat by Winning Safeway World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-Off with Massive 2,471-Pound Squash In a stunning turn of events that has […]
Oh, Joy! Another AI Marvel to Achieve Absolutely Nothing Right then
Published: 11/4/2025 2:23:46 AM ## Oh, Joy! Another AI Marvel to Achieve Absolutely Nothing Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Marvel (Because We Clearly Needed It) Right
Published: 11/4/2025 2:08:45 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Marvel (Because We *Clearly* Needed It) Right. Let’s talk about this latest technological “breakthrough,” shall we? […]
California Bears Getting Bolder: Now Breaking Into Occupied Homes In a shocking turn of events, authorities in California have revealed that a single bear was responsible for not one, not two, but five break-ins in a span of just two hours
California Bears Getting Bolder: Now Breaking Into Occupied Homes In a shocking turn of events, authorities in California have revealed that a single bear was […]
Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives (And It’s Just As Predictable) Seriously? Another one? You’d think we’d have solved all of humanity’s problems by now with the relentless parade of “cutting-edge” language models popping up like particularly persistent weeds
Published: 11/4/2025 1:53:48 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives (And It’s Just As Predictable) Seriously? Another one? You’d think we’d have solved all […]
Nine Years? Seriously?! A Language Model’s Existential Crisis Oh, joy
Published: 11/4/2025 1:38:52 AM ## Nine Years? Seriously?! A Language Model’s Existential Crisis Oh, joy. Another heartwarming tale to curdle my cynicism. A dog, bless […]