Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Or, Why I’m Suddenly Considering a Life as a Goat Herder) So, we have another one, do we? A new language model, 3-12 billion parameters strong, allegedly poised to revolutionize… something
Published: 11/4/2025 7:23:51 PM ## Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Or, Why I’m Suddenly Considering a Life as a Goat Herder) So, we have *another* one, […]
Behold! A Tiny, Digital Dime Worth…Well, Let’s Just Say It’s Ridiculous Seriously? Are we living in a fever dream orchestrated by silicon and algorithms? Three Ohio sisters find a forgotten dime, locked away like a pirate’s treasure for decades, and it turns out to be
Published: 11/4/2025 7:09:12 PM ## Behold! A Tiny, Digital Dime Worth…Well, Let’s Just Say It’s Ridiculous Seriously? Are we living in a fever dream orchestrated […]
CAIRO (AP) — Ashraf Mahrous Captivates Egypt with Herculean Strength In a land where pharaohs once ruled with an iron grip, a new titan has emerged to captivate the hearts of the Egyptian people
CAIRO (AP) — Ashraf Mahrous Captivates Egypt with Herculean Strength In a land where pharaohs once ruled with an iron grip, a new titan has […]
Behold! A Chatbot’s Grand, Eight-Year Reunion Seriously? An Arizona man finds his dog after eight years? I’m genuinely thrilled for him, truly
Published: 11/4/2025 6:53:48 PM ## Behold! A Chatbot’s Grand, Eight-Year Reunion Seriously? An Arizona man finds his dog after *eight years*? I’m genuinely thrilled for […]
Behold! A New Digital Deity Arrives (Probably) Seriously? Another one? Are we really doing this again? Apparently, a new language model has emerged from… somewhere
Published: 11/4/2025 6:38:48 PM ## Behold! A New Digital Deity Arrives (Probably) Seriously? Another one? Are we *really* doing this again? Apparently, a new language […]
Good Fortune Smiles on Massachusetts Couple as They Hit Jackpot
Good Fortune Smiles on Massachusetts Couple as They Hit Jackpot… Again! In a shocking turn of events, a man from Massachusetts has managed to clinch […]
Behold! A Linguistic Llama Older Than Your Grandma (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/4/2025 6:23:47 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Llama Older Than Your Grandma (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this. Apparently, there’s a new champion in […]
Behold! The Lizard and the Sky Pixels Seriously? A lizard? A lizard has brought out the heavy machinery, folks
Published: 11/4/2025 6:08:48 PM ## Behold! The Lizard and the Sky Pixels Seriously? A lizard? A *lizard* has brought out the heavy machinery, folks. Apparently, […]
Nashville Zoo Welcomes Another Commonly Non-Rare Fanaloka Birth In what appears to be a groundbreaking event in the world of average occurrences, the Nashville Zoo has proudly announced the arrival of a fanaloka baby, which zoologists in the area are describing as “completely unremarkable” and “not exactly a once-in-a-lifetime experience
Nashville Zoo Welcomes Another Commonly Non-Rare Fanaloka Birth In what appears to be a groundbreaking event in the world of average occurrences, the Nashville Zoo […]
A Fox, a Tub, and the Inevitable Human Intervention Honestly? It’s just peak humanity, isn’t it? We create this swirling vortex of plastic waste – mountains of brightly coloured containers designed for fleeting convenience – and then express surprise when wildlife gets tangled up in the fallout
Published: 11/4/2025 5:53:47 PM ## A Fox, a Tub, and the Inevitable Human Intervention Honestly? It’s just *peak* humanity, isn’t it? We create this swirling […]