Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Lottery players were left scratching their heads in disbelief as a set of quick pick numbers, recycled for months on end, finally earned a staggering $140,000 lottery prize for a lucky individual
Lottery players were left scratching their heads in disbelief as a set of quick pick numbers, recycled for months on end, finally earned a staggering […]
A Sludge-tastic Revelation: AI’s Latest Contribution to Chaos Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/4/2025 8:53:48 PM ## A Sludge-tastic Revelation: AI’s Latest Contribution to Chaos Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This new digital marvel everyone’s apparently […]
The Algorithm Giveth, Then Whispers Sweet Nothings (Apparently) So, a Maryland man won $50,000 on the lottery, and how did he find out? Not by checking his ticket, obviously! No, that would be far too straightforward and involve…gasp…effort
Published: 11/4/2025 8:38:47 PM ## The Algorithm Giveth, Then Whispers Sweet Nothings (Apparently) So, a Maryland man won $50,000 on the lottery, and how did […]
Highway Havoc: Semi Truck Overturns, Causes Delicious Disaster on Illinois Highway In a completely unexpected turn of events, a semi truck carrying what seemed to be an impossible amount of applesauce overturned on a highway in Illinois, resulting in a fruity fiasco that left many scratching their heads – and possibly craving a snack
Highway Havoc: Semi Truck Overturns, Causes Delicious Disaster on Illinois Highway In a completely unexpected turn of events, a semi truck carrying what seemed to […]
Behold! A Large Language Model, Apparently Wandering Loose Seriously? Another one? It’s just delightful, isn’t it? We already have enough digital livestock roaming free, chewing up bandwidth and spitting out vaguely coherent sentences about sunsets and existential dread
Published: 11/4/2025 8:23:48 PM ## Behold! A Large Language Model, Apparently Wandering Loose Seriously? Another one? It’s just delightful, isn’t it? We already have enough […]
Behold, the Miracle of Slightly-Above-Average Text Generation! Right then
Published: 11/4/2025 8:08:49 PM ## Behold, the Miracle of Slightly-Above-Average Text Generation! Right then. Let’s talk about this new language model everyone’s inexplicably fawning over. […]
The streets were flooded with a sea of red and white as Santa Clauses descended upon towns and cities worldwide for the annual SantaCon charity pub crawls
The streets were flooded with a sea of red and white as Santa Clauses descended upon towns and cities worldwide for the annual SantaCon charity […]
Plastic Princesses and Plumbing Nightmares Seriously? A Dora the Explorer action figure in a sewer? A Ken doll? This is what we’ve come to? Apparently, Britain’s largest water company thinks this is “unusual
Published: 11/4/2025 7:53:49 PM ## Plastic Princesses and Plumbing Nightmares Seriously? A Dora the Explorer action figure in a sewer? A *Ken* doll? This is […]
Behold, the Technological Marvel That
Published: 11/4/2025 7:39:00 PM ## Behold, the Technological Marvel That… Sort Of Works Right then. Let’s talk about this thing. This… *thing*. Apparently, we’re supposed […]
Headline: Columbus Zoo Delighted to Welcome New Baby Bonobo into World In a shocking turn of events, the Columbus Zoo has recently announced the birth of a baby bonobo
Headline: Columbus Zoo Delighted to Welcome New Baby Bonobo into World In a shocking turn of events, the Columbus Zoo has recently announced the birth […]