Author: Poor Dirt Richard

Published: 11/4/2025 10:38:46 PM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Understands My Sarcasm Right, let’s talk about this…thing. This *creation*. Apparently, it’s supposed to […]

“Groundbreaking News: Lemur Breaks World Record for Simply Existing” In a shocking turn of events, a lemur at a Scottish zoo has been crowned the […]

Published: 11/4/2025 10:23:47 PM ## A Deer, Some Ice, and an AI That’s…Trying? Right. Because rescuing a deer from a frozen lake is *exactly* what […]

Published: 11/4/2025 10:08:49 PM ## A Miracle? No, Just Peak Absurdity Let’s talk about this Washington man and his miraculous debit card saga. Apparently, losing […]

Florida – In a truly shocking turn of events, a bear was discovered indulging in a leisurely nap inside the lobby of a Florida condominium […]

Published: 11/4/2025 9:53:49 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI and the Raccoon Rescue Right, let’s talk about this latest technological marvel, shall we? This… *thing*. […]

Published: 11/4/2025 9:38:51 PM ## Behold! A Language Model, Apparently Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter digital entity that someone […]

Wildlife Fashionista: Ohio Deer Rocking Trendy Bird Feeder Headpiece In a groundbreaking display of nature’s new fashion trends, authorities in Ohio recently shared photos of […]

Published: 11/4/2025 9:23:48 PM ## Behold! The Algorithmic Emu of Generative Text Seriously? An emu escaped? In Pennsylvania? That’s delightful, truly. Just what we needed […]

Published: 11/4/2025 9:08:48 PM ## A Tiny Serpent and an Even Tinier AI – Just What We Needed Seriously? A rescued snake found crammed into […]