Author: Poor Dirt Richard
A Shower of Sanitation: Because 2024, Naturally Seriously? Portable toilets? Falling off a truck? On a Massachusetts highway? Is this some elaborate performance art piece I missed the memo on? Because frankly, it feels like the universe is just mocking us at this point
Published: 11/4/2025 10:53:48 AM ## A Shower of Sanitation: Because 2024, Naturally Seriously? Portable toilets? Falling off a truck? On a Massachusetts highway? Is this […]
A Tiny Bandit and a Very Large Truck: Just What We Needed Seriously? A raccoon? In an engine compartment? Of a semi truck? Is this what humanity has come to? We’re battling climate change, political upheaval, and the existential dread of…well, everything, and we’re celebrating because a baby bandit decided his preferred napping location was inside the metal guts of a commercial vehicle
Published: 11/4/2025 10:38:47 AM ## A Tiny Bandit and a Very Large Truck: Just What We Needed Seriously? A raccoon? In an engine compartment? Of […]
Indian Company Makes Monumental Dosai to Break World Record In a groundbreaking display of culinary ambition, an Indian food company recently decided to commemorate its 100th anniversary by cooking up a dosa that measured a whopping 123 feet in length
Indian Company Makes Monumental Dosai to Break World Record In a groundbreaking display of culinary ambition, an Indian food company recently decided to commemorate its […]
A Can of Worms (and Soup): AI, Raccoons, and Our Collective Descent Right
Published: 11/4/2025 10:23:47 AM ## A Can of Worms (and Soup): AI, Raccoons, and Our Collective Descent Right. Let’s talk about priorities, shall we? Because […]
A Festive Fiasco: When AI Gets Tipsy (and I Get Frustrated) Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/4/2025 10:08:49 AM ## A Festive Fiasco: When AI Gets Tipsy (and I Get Frustrated) Right, let’s talk about this. Let’s talk about 3-12b. […]
Title: Aaron Boone’s Trendy Fashion Accessory Doubles as Rotational Strategy Tool New York City – In baffling and groundbreaking news from the Bronx, Yankees’ manager Aaron Boone has recently unveiled his secret weapon for managing the team’s pitching rotation: a blue watch band
Title: Aaron Boone’s Trendy Fashion Accessory Doubles as Rotational Strategy Tool New York City – In baffling and groundbreaking news from the Bronx, Yankees’ manager […]
Behold, the Bat Dog That Preferred a Bush – A Technological Parallel Seriously? A bat dog? In Florida? As if we needed another layer of manufactured charm to distract from the oppressive humidity and questionable hotdog quality at minor league games
Published: 11/4/2025 9:53:47 AM ## Behold, the Bat Dog That Preferred a Bush – A Technological Parallel Seriously? A bat dog? In *Florida*? As if […]
Behold! The Miracle of 3
Published: 11/4/2025 9:38:48 AM ## Behold! The Miracle of 3.12 Billion Parameters! (A Horse Rescued, Somehow) Right, so let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This linguistic […]
Man Offers Reward After Seagull Commits Grand Theft Wallet In what can only be described as a riveting avian caper, a Massachusetts man finds himself at the center of a wallet-snatching scandal involving a daring seagull outside a local grocery store
Man Offers Reward After Seagull Commits Grand Theft Wallet In what can only be described as a riveting avian caper, a Massachusetts man finds himself […]
A Deer, Concrete, and an AI That Probably Couldn’t Have Helped Seriously? A deer? Wedged between concrete barriers? On a highway? You know what this screams to me? It screams “peak humanity
Published: 11/4/2025 9:23:49 AM ## A Deer, Concrete, and an AI That Probably Couldn’t Have Helped Seriously? A deer? Wedged between concrete barriers? On a […]