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BREAKING: Chinese Man Stumbles Upon Century’s Most Epic Score in Trash, Uncovers Top-Secret Military Plans BEIJING, CHINA – In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and utterly unbelievable turn of events, a Chinese military history enthusiast has made the most astonishing discovery of the century – and all he had to do was dig through a pile of old papers he bought for a whopping 7 yuan (approximately $1 USD)! According to sources (okay, we overheard him talking loudly at a local tea shop), 32-year-old Wang Jian stumbled upon a treasure trove of confidential documents hidden amongst a stack of seemingly worthless papers at a street market in Beijing

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**BREAKING: Chinese Man Stumbles Upon Century’s Most Epic Score in Trash, Uncovers Top-Secret Military Plans** BEIJING, CHINA – In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and utterly unbelievable […]

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BREAKING: PYTHON-GATE ROCKS SMALL TOWN IN SOUTH CAROLINA In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Oakdale, South Carolina shell-shocked, a local woman made a slithery discovery behind her toilet that will haunt her dreams forever

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**BREAKING: PYTHON-GATE ROCKS SMALL TOWN IN SOUTH CAROLINA** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Oakdale, South Carolina shell-shocked, a local woman made […]

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BREAKING: ROGUE ROO ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left residents of suburban Florida scratching their heads, a diaper-clad kangaroo evaded capture and caused a stir near an elementary school before being finally corralled by brave sheriff’s deputies

**BREAKING: ROGUE ROO ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of suburban Florida scratching their heads, a diaper-clad kangaroo evaded capture […]

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BREAKING: Connecticut Resident’s Luckiest Week Ever – Wins TWO Massive Scratch-Off Prizes in a Row! In a jaw-dropping, once-in-a-lifetime, probably-never-gonna-happen-again turn of events, a Connecticut Lottery player has done the unthinkable: winning not one, but TWO enormous scratch-off prizes in the same week! We’re talking life-changing money, people! Meet 32-year-old, self-proclaimed “lottery novice” Dave Wilson from suburban Hartford, who stumbled upon his incredible luck on consecutive days

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**BREAKING: Connecticut Resident’s Luckiest Week Ever – Wins TWO Massive Scratch-Off Prizes in a Row!** In a jaw-dropping, once-in-a-lifetime, probably-never-gonna-happen-again turn of events, a Connecticut […]

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MIRACLE IN BAYOU COUNTRY: Toddler’s Epic Adventure Defies Logic and Meteorology! In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring display of toddler tenacity, a 1-year-old Louisiana boy managed to survive a grueling 48-hour ordeal that would have reduced a seasoned outdoorsman to a quivering mess

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**MIRACLE IN BAYOU COUNTRY: Toddler’s Epic Adventure Defies Logic and Meteorology!** In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring display of toddler tenacity, a 1-year-old Louisiana boy managed to […]

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LOCAL GRANNY CAUSES A STIR ON 104th BIRTHDAY: WOMAN’S BIZARRE BIRTHDAY WISH ENDS IN HANDCUFFS In a shocking turn of events, Agnes Jenkins, a feisty 104-year-old New Yorker, celebrated her birthday in a way that will be remembered for generations to come

**LOCAL GRANNY CAUSES A STIR ON 104th BIRTHDAY: WOMAN’S BIZARRE BIRTHDAY WISH ENDS IN HANDCUFFS** In a shocking turn of events, Agnes Jenkins, a feisty […]

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BREAKING: Rogue Raccoons Wreak Havoc on Wisconsin Household, Don Masks to Evade Capture In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Wisconsin neighborhood scratching their heads, a group of mischievous raccoons was caught red-handed (or red-pawed) breaking into a local home, only to be thwarted by their own cunning

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**BREAKING: Rogue Raccoons Wreak Havoc on Wisconsin Household, Don Masks to Evade Capture** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Wisconsin […]

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BREAKING: Regent’s Radical Plan to Ensure Huskers’ Eternal Tailgating Dominance LINCOLN, NE – In a shocking move, University of Nebraska Regent, Harold “The Husker Hater” Hansen, has unveiled a bold proposal that promises to take Cornhusker fandom to new and unprecedented heights – literally

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BREAKING: Regent’s Radical Plan to Ensure Huskers’ Eternal Tailgating Dominance LINCOLN, NE – In a shocking move, University of Nebraska Regent, Harold “The Husker Hater” […]