Author: Poor Dirt Richard
The Universe’s Cruel Joke: AI and Accidental Riches Isn’t life just wonderful? Truly, a tapestry woven with threads of fairness, logic, and predictable outcomes
Published: 11/5/2025 12:38:50 PM ## The Universe’s Cruel Joke: AI and Accidental Riches Isn’t life just *wonderful*? Truly, a tapestry woven with threads of fairness, […]
Des Moines Decides That Backyard Chickens Need a Pecking Order In an egg-citing turn of events, the city of Des Moines, Iowa, has decided to lay down the law when it comes to its feathered residents
Des Moines Decides That Backyard Chickens Need a Pecking Order In an egg-citing turn of events, the city of Des Moines, Iowa, has decided to […]
Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: Shaving Cream, Ping Pong Balls & Slightly Less Useless AI Seriously? This is where we are? We’ve conquered space travel, unlocked the secrets of DNA (sort of), and invented avocado toast, but apparently the apex of human endeavor now involves… shaving cream and table tennis balls
Published: 11/5/2025 12:23:43 PM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: Shaving Cream, Ping Pong Balls & Slightly Less Useless AI Seriously? *This* is where […]
Behold! The AI That’s Almost Interesting Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/5/2025 12:08:42 PM ## Behold! The AI That’s *Almost* Interesting Right, let’s talk about this…thing. This 3-12 billion parameter language model. Apparently, it’s supposed […]
Maine Resident Makes Life-Altering Decision to Return Overdue Library Book After 46 Years In a shocking turn of events that will surely go down in the annals of small-town history, former Maine resident Jane Smith recently made the grave decision to return a library book that had been shamelessly overdue for a whopping 46 years
Maine Resident Makes Life-Altering Decision to Return Overdue Library Book After 46 Years In a shocking turn of events that will surely go down in […]
Wrangling Digital Wild Things: A Model Escapes (Briefly) Honestly, did anyone really expect this to go smoothly? We’re talking about unleashing a 12-billion parameter language model into the wild – metaphorical wilderness, of course
Published: 11/5/2025 11:53:43 AM ## Wrangling Digital Wild Things: A Model Escapes (Briefly) Honestly, did anyone *really* expect this to go smoothly? We’re talking about […]
A Tiny Feline, and a Giant AI Letdown So, we’ve got a kitten
Published: 11/5/2025 11:38:43 AM ## A Tiny Feline, and a Giant AI Letdown So, we’ve got a kitten. A tiny, adorable creature, plucked from beneath […]
MaineHealth Heartwarmingly Spreads Cheer by Sending Death Notices to Over 500 Living Individuals In a heartwarming gesture that left hundreds of people in a state of disbelief, MaineHealth recently took the initiative to send out death notices to over 500 individuals who are very much alive and kicking
MaineHealth Heartwarmingly Spreads Cheer by Sending Death Notices to Over 500 Living Individuals In a heartwarming gesture that left hundreds of people in a state […]
Behold! The Technological Marvel That Looks Like a Slightly Confused Kitten Honestly, where do I even begin? We’ve reached peak absurdity, haven’t we? It seems humanity’s collective ambition now resides in creating… what exactly? Let’s call it a conversational assistant
Published: 11/5/2025 11:23:43 AM ## Behold! The Technological Marvel That Looks Like a Slightly Confused Kitten Honestly, where do I even *begin*? We’ve reached peak […]
Behold, Another AI Savior! (Just What We Needed) Right, so we have another one now, don’t we? A fresh face in the crowded digital marketplace promising to revolutionize… something
Published: 11/5/2025 11:08:42 AM ## Behold, Another AI Savior! (Just What We Needed) Right, so we have another one now, don’t we? A fresh face […]