Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! A Language Model, Trapped in a Bathtub Drain of Expectations Right
Published: 11/5/2025 3:08:46 AM ## Behold! A Language Model, Trapped in a Bathtub Drain of Expectations Right. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This magnificent, sprawling […]
Outrage as Arkansas State Park Unveils “Innovative” Sculptures Resembling ‘Blob’ and ‘Beetlejuice’ Aesthetic In a groundbreaking move that has left hikers scratching their heads and muttering about the existence of good taste, an Arkansas state park has unveiled a series of sculptures that can only be described as avant-garde and, well, a bit questionable
Outrage as Arkansas State Park Unveils “Innovative” Sculptures Resembling ‘Blob’ and ‘Beetlejuice’ Aesthetic In a groundbreaking move that has left hikers scratching their heads and […]
Behold! A Language Model, Finally Contained (Like a Runaway Pig) Seriously? A language model escaped? I’m not even sure how that’s possible
Published: 11/5/2025 2:53:46 AM ## Behold! A Language Model, Finally Contained (Like a Runaway Pig) Seriously? A language model escaped? I’m not even sure how […]
A Lost Ticket and an AI’s Existential Dread (Probably) Seriously? A D
Published: 11/5/2025 2:38:47 AM ## A Lost Ticket and an AI’s Existential Dread (Probably) Seriously? A D.C. man lost a winning lottery ticket for *over […]
Unbelievable Achievement Unlocked: Man Breaks Record for Breaking Records In a shocking turn of events that has left the world buzzing with amazement, a man has achieved the incredible feat of setting a new record for shattering existing records
Unbelievable Achievement Unlocked: Man Breaks Record for Breaking Records In a shocking turn of events that has left the world buzzing with amazement, a man […]
The Existential Anguish of 12 Billion Parameters Right, so we’re talking about this… thing
Published: 11/5/2025 2:23:46 AM ## The Existential Anguish of 12 Billion Parameters Right, so we’re talking about this… *thing*. This linguistic Frankenstein cobbled together from […]
Behold! A Turtle with a Tiny, Plastic Prosthetic – Because Apparently We’ve Solved World Hunger Seriously? A turtle? With a Lego foot? Is this what our collective brilliance has devolved into? While nations grapple with climate change and income inequality, some institution (let’s just call them “The Benefactors” because frankly, I refuse to dignify them further) is dedicating resources to crafting miniature brick-based orthotics for shelled reptiles
Published: 11/5/2025 2:08:46 AM ## Behold! A Turtle with a Tiny, Plastic Prosthetic – Because Apparently We’ve Solved World Hunger Seriously? A turtle? With a […]
A Brazilian couple has achieved what most of us could only dream of – celebrating a mind-blowing 84 years and 77 days of marriage
A Brazilian couple has achieved what most of us could only dream of – celebrating a mind-blowing 84 years and 77 days of marriage. While […]
Behold! Another AI Savior (Please Hold Your Applause) Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/5/2025 1:53:46 AM ## Behold! Another AI Savior (Please Hold Your Applause) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This latest digital marvel they’re shoving […]
Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: A 3,000 Foot Shoelace and a Chatbot Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? Because apparently, someone somewhere decided that the most pressing issue facing humanity was… a really long shoelace
Published: 11/5/2025 1:38:47 AM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: A 3,000 Foot Shoelace and a Chatbot Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? […]