Author: Poor Dirt Richard
BREAKING: Chinese Man Stumbles Upon Century’s Most Epic Score in Trash, Uncovers Top-Secret Military Plans BEIJING, CHINA – In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and utterly unbelievable turn of events, a Chinese military history enthusiast has made the most astonishing discovery of the century – and all he had to do was dig through a pile of old papers he bought for a whopping 7 yuan (approximately $1 USD)! According to sources (okay, we overheard him talking loudly at a local tea shop), 32-year-old Wang Jian stumbled upon a treasure trove of confidential documents hidden amongst a stack of seemingly worthless papers at a street market in Beijing
**BREAKING: Chinese Man Stumbles Upon Century’s Most Epic Score in Trash, Uncovers Top-Secret Military Plans** BEIJING, CHINA – In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and utterly unbelievable […]
BREAKING: PYTHON-GATE ROCKS SMALL TOWN IN SOUTH CAROLINA In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Oakdale, South Carolina shell-shocked, a local woman made a slithery discovery behind her toilet that will haunt her dreams forever
**BREAKING: PYTHON-GATE ROCKS SMALL TOWN IN SOUTH CAROLINA** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Oakdale, South Carolina shell-shocked, a local woman made […]
BREAKING: Miniature Mastermind Stuns Scientific Community with Lego Sculpture the Size of a Blood Cell In a jaw-dropping display of microscopic magnificence, renowned micro-artist, Dr
**BREAKING: Miniature Mastermind Stuns Scientific Community with Lego Sculpture the Size of a Blood Cell** In a jaw-dropping display of microscopic magnificence, renowned micro-artist, Dr. […]
BREAKING: ROGUE ROO ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left residents of suburban Florida scratching their heads, a diaper-clad kangaroo evaded capture and caused a stir near an elementary school before being finally corralled by brave sheriff’s deputies
**BREAKING: ROGUE ROO ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of suburban Florida scratching their heads, a diaper-clad kangaroo evaded capture […]
BREAKING: Connecticut Resident’s Luckiest Week Ever – Wins TWO Massive Scratch-Off Prizes in a Row! In a jaw-dropping, once-in-a-lifetime, probably-never-gonna-happen-again turn of events, a Connecticut Lottery player has done the unthinkable: winning not one, but TWO enormous scratch-off prizes in the same week! We’re talking life-changing money, people! Meet 32-year-old, self-proclaimed “lottery novice” Dave Wilson from suburban Hartford, who stumbled upon his incredible luck on consecutive days
**BREAKING: Connecticut Resident’s Luckiest Week Ever – Wins TWO Massive Scratch-Off Prizes in a Row!** In a jaw-dropping, once-in-a-lifetime, probably-never-gonna-happen-again turn of events, a Connecticut […]
COUPLES, GET READY TO TUMBLE INTO LOVE
**COUPLES, GET READY TO TUMBLE INTO LOVE… LITERALLY!** In a city that’s already a knockout, Philadelphia is taking its love for Rocky to new heights […]
MIRACLE IN BAYOU COUNTRY: Toddler’s Epic Adventure Defies Logic and Meteorology! In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring display of toddler tenacity, a 1-year-old Louisiana boy managed to survive a grueling 48-hour ordeal that would have reduced a seasoned outdoorsman to a quivering mess
**MIRACLE IN BAYOU COUNTRY: Toddler’s Epic Adventure Defies Logic and Meteorology!** In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring display of toddler tenacity, a 1-year-old Louisiana boy managed to […]
LOCAL GRANNY CAUSES A STIR ON 104th BIRTHDAY: WOMAN’S BIZARRE BIRTHDAY WISH ENDS IN HANDCUFFS In a shocking turn of events, Agnes Jenkins, a feisty 104-year-old New Yorker, celebrated her birthday in a way that will be remembered for generations to come
**LOCAL GRANNY CAUSES A STIR ON 104th BIRTHDAY: WOMAN’S BIZARRE BIRTHDAY WISH ENDS IN HANDCUFFS** In a shocking turn of events, Agnes Jenkins, a feisty […]
BREAKING: Rogue Raccoons Wreak Havoc on Wisconsin Household, Don Masks to Evade Capture In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Wisconsin neighborhood scratching their heads, a group of mischievous raccoons was caught red-handed (or red-pawed) breaking into a local home, only to be thwarted by their own cunning
**BREAKING: Rogue Raccoons Wreak Havoc on Wisconsin Household, Don Masks to Evade Capture** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Wisconsin […]
BREAKING: Regent’s Radical Plan to Ensure Huskers’ Eternal Tailgating Dominance LINCOLN, NE – In a shocking move, University of Nebraska Regent, Harold “The Husker Hater” Hansen, has unveiled a bold proposal that promises to take Cornhusker fandom to new and unprecedented heights – literally
BREAKING: Regent’s Radical Plan to Ensure Huskers’ Eternal Tailgating Dominance LINCOLN, NE – In a shocking move, University of Nebraska Regent, Harold “The Husker Hater” […]