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Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: Shaving Cream, Ping Pong Balls & Slightly Less Useless AI Seriously? This is where we are? We’ve conquered space travel, unlocked the secrets of DNA (sort of), and invented avocado toast, but apparently the apex of human endeavor now involves… shaving cream and table tennis balls

Published: 11/5/2025 12:23:43 PM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: Shaving Cream, Ping Pong Balls & Slightly Less Useless AI Seriously? *This* is where […]

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Maine Resident Makes Life-Altering Decision to Return Overdue Library Book After 46 Years In a shocking turn of events that will surely go down in the annals of small-town history, former Maine resident Jane Smith recently made the grave decision to return a library book that had been shamelessly overdue for a whopping 46 years

Maine Resident Makes Life-Altering Decision to Return Overdue Library Book After 46 Years In a shocking turn of events that will surely go down in […]

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MaineHealth Heartwarmingly Spreads Cheer by Sending Death Notices to Over 500 Living Individuals In a heartwarming gesture that left hundreds of people in a state of disbelief, MaineHealth recently took the initiative to send out death notices to over 500 individuals who are very much alive and kicking

MaineHealth Heartwarmingly Spreads Cheer by Sending Death Notices to Over 500 Living Individuals In a heartwarming gesture that left hundreds of people in a state […]

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Behold! The Technological Marvel That Looks Like a Slightly Confused Kitten Honestly, where do I even begin? We’ve reached peak absurdity, haven’t we? It seems humanity’s collective ambition now resides in creating… what exactly? Let’s call it a conversational assistant

Published: 11/5/2025 11:23:43 AM ## Behold! The Technological Marvel That Looks Like a Slightly Confused Kitten Honestly, where do I even *begin*? We’ve reached peak […]