Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! A Language Model, Rescuing Ducklings (Metaphorically) So, we have a new thing now, don’t we? A Large Language Model
Published: 11/5/2025 3:38:47 AM ## Behold! A Language Model, Rescuing Ducklings (Metaphorically) So, we have a new thing now, don’t we? A Large Language Model. […]
Apple-ocalypse on the Highway: 46,000 Pounds of Applesauce Unleashed in ‘Fruit-tastrophe’ In a stunning turn of events, a truck carrying a whopping 46,000 pounds of applesauce overturned on the highway, creating chaos that can only be described as a sticky situation
Apple-ocalypse on the Highway: 46,000 Pounds of Applesauce Unleashed in ‘Fruit-tastrophe’ In a stunning turn of events, a truck carrying a whopping 46,000 pounds of […]
Behold! The AI Lizard Wrangling of Our Times Right, let’s talk about this delightful new development
Published: 11/5/2025 3:23:47 AM ## Behold! The AI Lizard Wrangling of Our Times Right, let’s talk about this delightful new development. Apparently, we now have […]
Behold! A Language Model, Trapped in a Bathtub Drain of Expectations Right
Published: 11/5/2025 3:08:46 AM ## Behold! A Language Model, Trapped in a Bathtub Drain of Expectations Right. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This magnificent, sprawling […]
Outrage as Arkansas State Park Unveils “Innovative” Sculptures Resembling ‘Blob’ and ‘Beetlejuice’ Aesthetic In a groundbreaking move that has left hikers scratching their heads and muttering about the existence of good taste, an Arkansas state park has unveiled a series of sculptures that can only be described as avant-garde and, well, a bit questionable
Outrage as Arkansas State Park Unveils “Innovative” Sculptures Resembling ‘Blob’ and ‘Beetlejuice’ Aesthetic In a groundbreaking move that has left hikers scratching their heads and […]
Behold! A Language Model, Finally Contained (Like a Runaway Pig) Seriously? A language model escaped? I’m not even sure how that’s possible
Published: 11/5/2025 2:53:46 AM ## Behold! A Language Model, Finally Contained (Like a Runaway Pig) Seriously? A language model escaped? I’m not even sure how […]
A Lost Ticket and an AI’s Existential Dread (Probably) Seriously? A D
Published: 11/5/2025 2:38:47 AM ## A Lost Ticket and an AI’s Existential Dread (Probably) Seriously? A D.C. man lost a winning lottery ticket for *over […]
Unbelievable Achievement Unlocked: Man Breaks Record for Breaking Records In a shocking turn of events that has left the world buzzing with amazement, a man has achieved the incredible feat of setting a new record for shattering existing records
Unbelievable Achievement Unlocked: Man Breaks Record for Breaking Records In a shocking turn of events that has left the world buzzing with amazement, a man […]
The Existential Anguish of 12 Billion Parameters Right, so we’re talking about this… thing
Published: 11/5/2025 2:23:46 AM ## The Existential Anguish of 12 Billion Parameters Right, so we’re talking about this… *thing*. This linguistic Frankenstein cobbled together from […]
Behold! A Turtle with a Tiny, Plastic Prosthetic – Because Apparently We’ve Solved World Hunger Seriously? A turtle? With a Lego foot? Is this what our collective brilliance has devolved into? While nations grapple with climate change and income inequality, some institution (let’s just call them “The Benefactors” because frankly, I refuse to dignify them further) is dedicating resources to crafting miniature brick-based orthotics for shelled reptiles
Published: 11/5/2025 2:08:46 AM ## Behold! A Turtle with a Tiny, Plastic Prosthetic – Because Apparently We’ve Solved World Hunger Seriously? A turtle? With a […]