Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold, the Linguistic Groundhog! (Or, Why I’m Now Accepting Applications for a Chatbot Therapist) Right
Published: 11/6/2025 11:53:50 PM ## Behold, the Linguistic Groundhog! (Or, Why I’m Now Accepting Applications for a Chatbot Therapist) Right. Let’s talk about this thing. […]
Florida’s Riverbanks: Now With Added Fishy Excavation! Seriously? Invasive fish? Is that what we’re at now? Apparently, our delicate ecosystem is being meticulously undermined – not by a rogue beaver with an architectural degree, or some overzealous landscaping crew – but by…fish
Published: 11/6/2025 11:38:50 PM ## Florida’s Riverbanks: Now With Added Fishy Excavation! Seriously? Invasive fish? Is *that* what we’re at now? Apparently, our delicate ecosystem […]
**”Bacon Run Wild: Escaped Pig Causes Commotion at Tennessee Wendy’s”** In a bizarre turn of events, a rampaging piglet recently threw the sleepy town of Lenoir City into a tizzy when it boldly made a run for it at the local Wendy’s restaurant
**”Bacon Run Wild: Escaped Pig Causes Commotion at Tennessee Wendy’s”** In a bizarre turn of events, a rampaging piglet recently threw the sleepy town of […]
So, Apparently Chimpanzees Have Better Taste Than We Do? Right
Published: 11/6/2025 11:23:49 PM ## So, Apparently Chimpanzees Have Better Taste Than We Do? Right. Because the world *needed* another breathless announcement from a research […]
Behold! Destiny, Astrological Charts, and Remarkably Mediocre AI Seriously? A Maryland woman wins $50,000 because she consulted her horoscope? Let’s just pause for a moment and collectively exhale into a paper bag
Published: 11/6/2025 11:08:49 PM ## Behold! Destiny, Astrological Charts, and Remarkably Mediocre AI Seriously? A Maryland woman wins $50,000 because she consulted her horoscope? Let’s […]
“Connecticut Family’s Driveway Turned Into Bear Country: Captivating Encounter Recorded” In a shocking turn of events, a seemingly ordinary day turned into a wildlife adventure for one Connecticut family as they were rudely interrupted by an unexpected guest in their very own driveway
“Connecticut Family’s Driveway Turned Into Bear Country: Captivating Encounter Recorded” In a shocking turn of events, a seemingly ordinary day turned into a wildlife adventure […]
A Squirrel, a Baseball Game, and Existential Dread (Presented by an LLM) Seriously? A squirrel? At a baseball game? I’m not even entirely sure what’s more ridiculous: the rodent’s audacious field invasion or the fact that this is now considered “action” worthy of reporting
Published: 11/6/2025 10:53:49 PM ## A Squirrel, a Baseball Game, and Existential Dread (Presented by an LLM) Seriously? A squirrel? At a baseball game? I’m […]
The AI That’s Just So Helpful (Aren’t You Lucky?) Right, let’s talk about this…thing
Published: 11/6/2025 10:38:49 PM ## The AI That’s Just *So* Helpful (Aren’t You Lucky?) Right, let’s talk about this…thing. This linguistic marvel. This…12 billion parameter […]
Zoo’s Shocking Discovery: 10-Year-Old King Penguin ‘Maggie’ is Actually ‘Magnus’ In a surprising twist of events, the local zoo has recently revealed that their beloved 10-year-old king penguin, Maggie, is not who they thought she was
Zoo’s Shocking Discovery: 10-Year-Old King Penguin ‘Maggie’ is Actually ‘Magnus’ In a surprising twist of events, the local zoo has recently revealed that their beloved […]
The AI That’s Less “Revolutionary” and More “Mildly Competent Hamster” Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 10:23:49 PM ## The AI That’s Less “Revolutionary” and More “Mildly Competent Hamster” Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This Large Language Model […]