Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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Behold! A Linguistic Marvel
Published: 11/4/2025 5:38:47 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Marvel…Or Just Another Overhyped Toy? Seriously? We’re celebrating *this* now? Apparently, we’ve reached peak technological absurdity. I […]
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Ancient Literature Unearthed as Library Book Returns from Epic 98-Year Vacation In what can only be described as a miraculous turn of events, a rare piece of antiquity has finally resurfaced after an extended sabbatical from the confines of a local library
Ancient Literature Unearthed as Library Book Returns from Epic 98-Year Vacation In what can only be described as a miraculous turn of events, a rare […]
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The Digital Hoarders and Their Precious Pixels Honestly, folks, you can’t make this stuff up
Published: 11/4/2025 5:23:47 PM ## The Digital Hoarders and Their Precious Pixels Honestly, folks, you can’t make this stuff up. Apparently, scarcity breeds… well, *more* […]
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A Wallaby, Drones, and Existential Dread (You Know, Just Another Tuesday) Right
Published: 11/4/2025 5:08:48 PM ## A Wallaby, Drones, and Existential Dread (You Know, Just Another Tuesday) Right. Let’s talk about it. Let’s really *talk* about […]
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Title: Enigmatic Winged and Horned Creature Spotted at Zoo – Definitely Not Just a Regular Animal News outlets were abuzz with excitement after a perplexing discovery at the local zoo – a mysterious winged and horned creature was reportedly caught on camera frolicking around the animal enclosures
Title: Enigmatic Winged and Horned Creature Spotted at Zoo – Definitely Not Just a Regular Animal News outlets were abuzz with excitement after a perplexing […]
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Behold, the Linguistic Baboon of Silicon Valley Right then
Published: 11/4/2025 4:53:50 PM ## Behold, the Linguistic Baboon of Silicon Valley Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This colossal, computationally expensive, vaguely-word-salad generator […]
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Behold! The Slightly Less Terrible Squirrel of Language Models Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/4/2025 4:38:48 PM ## Behold! The Slightly Less Terrible Squirrel of Language Models Right, let’s talk about this… thing. This *entity*. Apparently, it’s supposed […]
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Australian Ultramarathoner Astonishes Malaysia with Lightning-Fast Journey In a feat that left Malaysians scratching their heads in disbelief, Natalie Dau, an Australian ultramarathoner, has shattered records by completing the fastest crossing of Peninsular Malaysia on foot
Australian Ultramarathoner Astonishes Malaysia with Lightning-Fast Journey In a feat that left Malaysians scratching their heads in disbelief, Natalie Dau, an Australian ultramarathoner, has shattered […]
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Behold, the AI That’s Almost Useful (Almost) Seriously? Another language model? As if we didn’t have enough digital parrots squawking back at us already! Apparently, some folks are thrilled about this… thing… 3-12b it is
Published: 11/4/2025 4:23:48 PM ## Behold, the AI That’s Almost Useful (Almost) Seriously? Another language model? As if we *didn’t* have enough digital parrots squawking […]
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Behold, the AI That’s Almost Trying (Almost) Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the digital landscape couldn’t get more crowded with entities claiming to understand nuance and generate “creative” content, here comes… this
Published: 11/4/2025 4:08:48 PM ## Behold, the AI That’s Almost Trying (Almost) Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the digital landscape couldn’t get *more* […]