Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: A 3,000 Foot Shoelace and a Chatbot Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? Because apparently, someone somewhere decided that the most pressing issue facing humanity was… a really long shoelace
Published: 11/5/2025 1:38:47 AM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: A 3,000 Foot Shoelace and a Chatbot Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? […]
Title: Remarkable Feat Achieved by Middle-Aged Woman in Alberta In a surprising turn of events, a 59-year-old woman from Alberta has stunned the world by breaking a Guinness World Record for holding a plank position for an unfathomable 4 hours, 30 minutes, and 11 seconds
Title: Remarkable Feat Achieved by Middle-Aged Woman in Alberta In a surprising turn of events, a 59-year-old woman from Alberta has stunned the world by […]
The Existential Dread of Digital Pretend Honestly, you’ve got to be kidding me
Published: 11/5/2025 1:23:47 AM ## The Existential Dread of Digital Pretend Honestly, you’ve got to be kidding me. Another one? Seriously? We’re now at a […]
Behold! A Model for Our Times (and Possibly Our Demise) Right, let’s talk about this…thing
Published: 11/5/2025 1:08:47 AM ## Behold! A Model for Our Times (and Possibly Our Demise) Right, let’s talk about this…thing. This *creation*. This 3-12b monstrosity […]
Dedicated Woman Achieves Record-Breaking Planking Feat, Leaving Onlookers Astonished In an awe-inspiring showcase of sheer determination and grit, a 59-year-old woman from Alberta managed to shatter the existing Guinness World Record for planking, sending shockwaves through the fitness community
Dedicated Woman Achieves Record-Breaking Planking Feat, Leaving Onlookers Astonished In an awe-inspiring showcase of sheer determination and grit, a 59-year-old woman from Alberta managed to […]
The Horns Have Stopped! A Nation Mourns (Sort Of) Right, let’s talk about Cambodia
Published: 11/5/2025 12:53:46 AM ## The Horns Have Stopped! A Nation Mourns (Sort Of) Right, let’s talk about Cambodia. Apparently, a nation renowned for ancient […]
The AI That Writes Like Me (and It’s Terrifyingly Accurate) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/5/2025 12:38:47 AM ## The AI That Writes Like Me (and It’s Terrifyingly Accurate) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital marvel they […]
Bull Breaks Free and Becomes Connecticut’s Newest Celebrity Sensation In a riveting tale that has left locals in western Connecticut on the edge of their seats, a Scottish Highland bull has taken the region by storm after making a daring escape from its enclosure over a month ago
Bull Breaks Free and Becomes Connecticut’s Newest Celebrity Sensation In a riveting tale that has left locals in western Connecticut on the edge of their […]
A Generative Model Returns From Exile (Like That Book) Seventy-two years! Seventy-two years a book languished, accruing late fees that could probably fund a small nation
Published: 11/5/2025 12:23:46 AM ## A Generative Model Returns From Exile (Like That Book) Seventy-two years! Seventy-two years a book languished, accruing late fees that […]
A Technological Swine Loose in the Bayou of AI Seriously? This is what we’re doing now? We’re celebrating a language model that can apparently rope virtual pigs while real-world law enforcement chases actual ones? I’m not entirely sure which scenario is more ridiculous, but let’s just say both involve livestock and a distinct lack of human dignity
Published: 11/5/2025 12:08:47 AM ## A Technological Swine Loose in the Bayou of AI Seriously? This is what we’re doing now? We’re celebrating a language […]