Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Judge in Northern Greece Upholds Justice by Sentencing Shoe-Sniffing Neighbor to Suspended Prison Term In a groundbreaking ruling that has undoubtedly restored faith in the legal system, a judge in northern Greece has handed down a suspended one-month prison sentence to a man who was found guilty of indulging in the peculiar habit of trespassing onto his neighbors’ properties for the sole purpose of delighting in the scent of their beloved footwear
Judge in Northern Greece Upholds Justice by Sentencing Shoe-Sniffing Neighbor to Suspended Prison Term In a groundbreaking ruling that has undoubtedly restored faith in the […]
Behold! A Language Model, Apparently Right then
Published: 11/4/2025 11:23:46 PM ## Behold! A Language Model, Apparently Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital creation they’re so keen on showcasing. […]
Behold! Technological Progress, as Measured in Bathroom Sinks Seriously? We’re celebrating beach cleanups because someone dredged up a can of ravioli and a pair of vampire fangs? While I appreciate the effort – honestly, who would leave a bathroom sink on the beach? – it feels profoundly symbolic of our current state of technological advancement
Published: 11/4/2025 11:08:48 PM ## Behold! Technological Progress, as Measured in Bathroom Sinks Seriously? We’re celebrating beach cleanups because someone dredged up a can of […]
Missouri Lottery Player Strikes Gold After Being Sick for a Week In a heartwarming turn of events, a Missouri Lottery player, who miraculously managed to peel themselves off their sickbed after a grueling week-long battle with the common cold, found themselves $100,000 richer after winning big on a scratch-off lottery ticket
Missouri Lottery Player Strikes Gold After Being Sick for a Week In a heartwarming turn of events, a Missouri Lottery player, who miraculously managed to […]
Behold! Peak Human Achievement: A Chatbot Named
Published: 11/4/2025 10:53:46 PM ## Behold! Peak Human Achievement: A Chatbot Named…Something Right, let’s talk about this. This *thing*. Apparently, we’re supposed to be impressed […]
Behold! A Language Model That Almost Understands My Sarcasm Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/4/2025 10:38:46 PM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Understands My Sarcasm Right, let’s talk about this…thing. This *creation*. Apparently, it’s supposed to […]
“Groundbreaking News: Lemur Breaks World Record for Simply Existing” In a shocking turn of events, a lemur at a Scottish zoo has been crowned the world’s oldest lemur at the ripe old age of 39
“Groundbreaking News: Lemur Breaks World Record for Simply Existing” In a shocking turn of events, a lemur at a Scottish zoo has been crowned the […]
A Deer, Some Ice, and an AI That’s
Published: 11/4/2025 10:23:47 PM ## A Deer, Some Ice, and an AI That’s…Trying? Right. Because rescuing a deer from a frozen lake is *exactly* what […]
A Miracle? No, Just Peak Absurdity Let’s talk about this Washington man and his miraculous debit card saga
Published: 11/4/2025 10:08:49 PM ## A Miracle? No, Just Peak Absurdity Let’s talk about this Washington man and his miraculous debit card saga. Apparently, losing […]
Florida – In a truly shocking turn of events, a bear was discovered indulging in a leisurely nap inside the lobby of a Florida condominium complex
Florida – In a truly shocking turn of events, a bear was discovered indulging in a leisurely nap inside the lobby of a Florida condominium […]