Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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BREAKING: GIGANTIC, MAN-EATING ALLIGATOR ON THE LOOSE IN MISSOURI LAKE! Residents of Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri, are in a state of panic as a gargantuan alligator, estimated to be over 20 FEET LONG and 5 TONS HEAVY, has been spotted roaming the waters of the lake
**BREAKING: GIGANTIC, MAN-EATING ALLIGATOR ON THE LOOSE IN MISSOURI LAKE!** Residents of Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri, are in a state of panic as a […]
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BREAKING: RACCOON DOG ON THE LOOSE IN WALES, RESIDENTS ADVISED TO LOCK UP THEIR SNACKS Cardiff, Wales – In a shocking turn of events, a rogue raccoon dog has escaped from a secret government laboratory and is currently roaming free in the countryside of Wales
**BREAKING: RACCOON DOG ON THE LOOSE IN WALES, RESIDENTS ADVISED TO LOCK UP THEIR SNACKS** Cardiff, Wales – In a shocking turn of events, a […]
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BREAKING: Ohio’s Finest Frank-ly Freaky Feat Shatters Records! In a jaw-dropping, tongue-twisting, and taste-bud-tingling display of condiment-fueled camaraderie, “Bun Appetit,” a beloved Ohio-based restaurant chain, joined forces with its devoted fans to shatter the Guinness World Record for the most photos of hot dogs uploaded to Instagram in a single hour
**BREAKING: Ohio’s Finest Frank-ly Freaky Feat Shatters Records!** In a jaw-dropping, tongue-twisting, and taste-bud-tingling display of condiment-fueled camaraderie, “Bun Appetit,” a beloved Ohio-based restaurant chain, […]
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BREAKING: ROO-GATE ROCKS CZECH REPUBLIC AS FEARSOME KANGAROO GOES ROGUE In a shocking turn of events, a kangaroo named “Kiki” has hopped its way to freedom from a maximum-security prison in the Czech Republic, leaving a trail of chaos and bewildered onlookers in its wake
**BREAKING: ROO-GATE ROCKS CZECH REPUBLIC AS FEARSOME KANGAROO GOES ROGUE** In a shocking turn of events, a kangaroo named “Kiki” has hopped its way to […]
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BREAKING: MARYLAND WOMAN’S LUCKY GUESS WINS HER A SMALL FORTUNE In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman has won a whopping $50,000 in the lottery after making a ridiculously lucky guess that defies all odds and logic
**BREAKING: MARYLAND WOMAN’S LUCKY GUESS WINS HER A SMALL FORTUNE** In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman has won a whopping $50,000 in […]
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BREAKING: Kentucky Bowlers Shatter Guinness Record with Mind-Boggling 2,032 Strikes in 24 Hours In a stunning display of bowling prowess, a quartet of friends from rural Kentucky has etched their names into the annals of history by rolling a staggering 2,032 strikes in a single 24-hour period, shattering the previous Guinness World Record and leaving onlookers utterly bewildered
**BREAKING: Kentucky Bowlers Shatter Guinness Record with Mind-Boggling 2,032 Strikes in 24 Hours** In a stunning display of bowling prowess, a quartet of friends from […]
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BREAKING: Chaos Erupts as Thrill-Seeking Cheese Fanatics Take to the Hills for Annual Roll-a-Thon In a spectacle that will be etched in the annals of history as one of the most utterly, completely, and totally RIDICULOUS events of the year, hundreds of daredevils converged on the rolling hills of Gloucestershire, England for the infamous Cheese Rolling Festival
**BREAKING: Chaos Erupts as Thrill-Seeking Cheese Fanatics Take to the Hills for Annual Roll-a-Thon** In a spectacle that will be etched in the annals of […]
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BREAKING: BISON ON THE LOOSE! WISCONSIN HIGHWAY DESCENDS INTO PANDEMONIUM MADISON, WI – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Wisconsin scratching their heads, a rogue bison was spotted roaming freely on a busy highway in the heart of the state
**BREAKING: BISON ON THE LOOSE! WISCONSIN HIGHWAY DESCENDS INTO PANDEMONIUM** MADISON, WI – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Wisconsin scratching their […]
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BREAKING: MIRACLE REUNION ROCKS UTAH TOWN AS WOMAN REUNITED WITH BELOVED FAMILY HEIRLOOM AFTER 20-YEAR ORDEAL In a stunning turn of events, a Utah woman has been reunited with a cherished family charm she lost two decades ago, thanks to the power of the internet and a dash of sheer luck
**BREAKING: MIRACLE REUNION ROCKS UTAH TOWN AS WOMAN REUNITED WITH BELOVED FAMILY HEIRLOOM AFTER 20-YEAR ORDEAL** In a stunning turn of events, a Utah woman […]
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BREAKING: FLOCK OF ROGUE CHICKENS TERRORIZES NEIGHBORHOOD, DEMANDS BELLY RUBS AND CORNFLAKES In a bizarre incident that has left residents scratching their heads, a gang of approximately 100 feral chickens has taken over a quiet suburban street, ruling with an iron wing and refusing to let anyone leave their homes
**BREAKING: FLOCK OF ROGUE CHICKENS TERRORIZES NEIGHBORHOOD, DEMANDS BELLY RUBS AND CORNFLAKES** In a bizarre incident that has left residents scratching their heads, a gang […]