Author: Poor Dirt Richard
BREAKING: Gator on the Scales (Literally!) In a bizarre case of reptilian obesity, a gargantuan alligator has been discovered living behind a former Coca-Cola plant in Florida, and it’s a real “gator-astrophe”! The behemoth reptile, estimated to be over 12 feet long and a whopping 427 pounds, has been put on a strict diet to shed some of those extra pounds
**BREAKING: Gator on the Scales (Literally!)** In a bizarre case of reptilian obesity, a gargantuan alligator has been discovered living behind a former Coca-Cola plant […]
BREAKING: MOOD RESCUE OF THE CENTURY! In a daring and dramatic operation, a team of brave firefighters in rural England pulled off the unthinkable: rescuing a cow that had become stuck in a massive mud pit, with only its eyes and nose visible above the surface
**BREAKING: MOOD RESCUE OF THE CENTURY!** In a daring and dramatic operation, a team of brave firefighters in rural England pulled off the unthinkable: rescuing […]
BREAKING: COW’S FACE-PLANT INTO MUD PIT SPARKS GLOBAL CONCERN, HEROIC RESCUE EFFORT In a daring display of bovine bravery, a cow named Bessie found herself in a sticky situation yesterday afternoon when she sank face-deep into a mud pit on a local farm
**BREAKING: COW’S FACE-PLANT INTO MUD PIT SPARKS GLOBAL CONCERN, HEROIC RESCUE EFFORT** In a daring display of bovine bravery, a cow named Bessie found herself […]
BREAKING: Japanese City Goes Rogue, Announces Draconian Measure to Save Citizens from Glare of Screens In a shocking move, the city of Tokushima, Japan has declared war on smartphone addiction by proposing a radical new law that would limit residents’ screen time to a mere 2 hours per day
**BREAKING: Japanese City Goes Rogue, Announces Draconian Measure to Save Citizens from Glare of Screens** In a shocking move, the city of Tokushima, Japan has […]
Scotland Dismisses Cat Ban Rumors: ‘We’re Not That Desperate’ In a groundbreaking revelation that has startled the very fabric of Scottish society, officials have confirmed that Scotland has absolutely “no intention” to enact any ban on our furry feline friends
**Scotland Dismisses Cat Ban Rumors: ‘We’re Not That Desperate’** In a groundbreaking revelation that has startled the very fabric of Scottish society, officials have confirmed […]
BREAKING: Topps Unleashes Nutty New Card Featuring Squirrel Sensation In a shocking move, sports card giant Topps has announced the release of a limited edition baseball card featuring the most unlikely of heroes: a squirrel who crashed the Yankees-Red Sox game at Yankee Stadium last week
**BREAKING: Topps Unleashes Nutty New Card Featuring Squirrel Sensation** In a shocking move, sports card giant Topps has announced the release of a limited edition […]
BREAKING: TURTLE-GATE: Naughty Torty Causes Chaos in London Apartment Complex LONDON, ENGLAND – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a London apartment complex shell-shocked, a mischievous tortoise named Terry sparked a massive fire that ravaged a third-floor unit
**BREAKING: TURTLE-GATE: Naughty Torty Causes Chaos in London Apartment Complex** LONDON, ENGLAND – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a London apartment […]
Local Centenarian Receives His Regular Dose of Praise on Japan’s Respect for the Aged Day In a lavish ceremony that could rival a royal wedding, the oldest person alive was celebrated on Japan’s Respect for the Aged Day
**Local Centenarian Receives His Regular Dose of Praise on Japan’s Respect for the Aged Day** In a lavish ceremony that could rival a royal wedding, […]
TURTLE TURNING THE BIG 4-1: PEANUT THE RED-EARED SLIDER DEFIES ALL ODDS WITH DECADE-PLUS OF DASHING GOOD LOOKS In a shell-shocking celebration that left onlookers green with envy, the Missouri Department of Conservation threw a rip-roaring 41st birthday bash for Peanut, the ravishing red-eared slider turtle with a figure eight-shaped shell that’s been turning heads for decades
**TURTLE TURNING THE BIG 4-1: PEANUT THE RED-EARED SLIDER DEFIES ALL ODDS WITH DECADE-PLUS OF DASHING GOOD LOOKS** In a shell-shocking celebration that left onlookers […]
BREAKING: Equine Chaos Erupts in Nevada Suburb as Rogue Horse Takes Unplanned Dip in Backyard Pool In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Nevada suburb aghast, a wayward horse somehow managed to escape from its enclosure and made a beeline for a residential swimming pool, where it proceeded to take an impromptu dip
**BREAKING: Equine Chaos Erupts in Nevada Suburb as Rogue Horse Takes Unplanned Dip in Backyard Pool** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of […]