Author: Poor Dirt Richard
BREAKING: Deer Goes Wild at Local Nail Salon, Gets Stuck in Bathroom In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Missouri scratching their heads, a deer somehow managed to get itself stuck in a bathroom at a local nail salon on Tuesday afternoon
**BREAKING: Deer Goes Wild at Local Nail Salon, Gets Stuck in Bathroom** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Missouri scratching their […]
BREAKING: RACCOON WREAKS HAVOC AT MILE HIGH STADIUM, BRONCOS FANS LEFT SHAKEN (NOT STIRRED) Denver, CO – In a bizarre incident that has left fans and officials alike scratching their heads, a mischievous raccoon somehow managed to sneak into Mile High Stadium during yesterday’s Denver Broncos game, causing absolute pandemonium in the stands
**BREAKING: RACCOON WREAKS HAVOC AT MILE HIGH STADIUM, BRONCOS FANS LEFT SHAKEN (NOT STIRRED)** Denver, CO – In a bizarre incident that has left fans […]
BREAKING: Rogue Elephant Wreaks Havoc on Montana Roads, Brings Traffic to a Standstill Butte, MT – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Butte scratching their heads, a marauding elephant escaped from a traveling circus and went on a wild joyride through the city’s streets, causing chaos and pandemonium wherever it went
**BREAKING: Rogue Elephant Wreaks Havoc on Montana Roads, Brings Traffic to a Standstill** Butte, MT – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of […]
MARYLAND MAN STRIKES GOLD
**MARYLAND MAN STRIKES GOLD… AGAIN!** In a jaw-dropping, life-changing, and utterly unbelievable turn of events, a Maryland man has won an astonishing $46,734.50 playing Racetrax, […]
WORLD’S LARGEST CHICKEN WING FEAST ERUPTS IN GEORGIA AS BBQ COMPANY TURNS THE HEAT UP TO 50! In a jaw-dropping, taste-bud-tingling, and downright unbelievable display of culinary excess, BBQ Barnaby’s, a Georgia-based grill company, marked its 50th anniversary by cooking up a truly titanic, record-shattering, and awe-inspiring 655 pounds and 12
**WORLD’S LARGEST CHICKEN WING FEAST ERUPTS IN GEORGIA AS BBQ COMPANY TURNS THE HEAT UP TO 50!** In a jaw-dropping, taste-bud-tingling, and downright unbelievable display […]
BREAKING: Gator on the Scales (Literally!) In a bizarre case of reptilian obesity, a gargantuan alligator has been discovered living behind a former Coca-Cola plant in Florida, and it’s a real “gator-astrophe”! The behemoth reptile, estimated to be over 12 feet long and a whopping 427 pounds, has been put on a strict diet to shed some of those extra pounds
**BREAKING: Gator on the Scales (Literally!)** In a bizarre case of reptilian obesity, a gargantuan alligator has been discovered living behind a former Coca-Cola plant […]
BREAKING: MOOD RESCUE OF THE CENTURY! In a daring and dramatic operation, a team of brave firefighters in rural England pulled off the unthinkable: rescuing a cow that had become stuck in a massive mud pit, with only its eyes and nose visible above the surface
**BREAKING: MOOD RESCUE OF THE CENTURY!** In a daring and dramatic operation, a team of brave firefighters in rural England pulled off the unthinkable: rescuing […]
BREAKING: COW’S FACE-PLANT INTO MUD PIT SPARKS GLOBAL CONCERN, HEROIC RESCUE EFFORT In a daring display of bovine bravery, a cow named Bessie found herself in a sticky situation yesterday afternoon when she sank face-deep into a mud pit on a local farm
**BREAKING: COW’S FACE-PLANT INTO MUD PIT SPARKS GLOBAL CONCERN, HEROIC RESCUE EFFORT** In a daring display of bovine bravery, a cow named Bessie found herself […]
BREAKING: Japanese City Goes Rogue, Announces Draconian Measure to Save Citizens from Glare of Screens In a shocking move, the city of Tokushima, Japan has declared war on smartphone addiction by proposing a radical new law that would limit residents’ screen time to a mere 2 hours per day
**BREAKING: Japanese City Goes Rogue, Announces Draconian Measure to Save Citizens from Glare of Screens** In a shocking move, the city of Tokushima, Japan has […]
Scotland Dismisses Cat Ban Rumors: ‘We’re Not That Desperate’ In a groundbreaking revelation that has startled the very fabric of Scottish society, officials have confirmed that Scotland has absolutely “no intention” to enact any ban on our furry feline friends
**Scotland Dismisses Cat Ban Rumors: ‘We’re Not That Desperate’** In a groundbreaking revelation that has startled the very fabric of Scottish society, officials have confirmed […]