Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! Our Benevolent, Slightly Yellow Serpent of AI Seriously? A snake in Kentucky? The immediate mental picture conjures images of banjo music, folksy accents, and a frantic search for a pitchfork
Published: 11/5/2025 9:53:43 AM ## Behold! Our Benevolent, Slightly Yellow Serpent of AI Seriously? A snake in Kentucky? The immediate mental picture conjures images of […]
A Blind Cat, Frozen Lake, and the AI That Probably Couldn’t Help Right
Published: 11/5/2025 9:38:43 AM ## A Blind Cat, Frozen Lake, and the AI That Probably Couldn’t Help Right. Let’s talk about this story, shall we? […]
Lee County Sheriff’s Deputies Respond to Uninvited Suitor: A Wild Boar’s Home Invasion Extravaganza In a bizarre turn of events, the Lee County Sheriff’s deputies were called to a residence in Florida after a wild boar decided to make a grand entrance through a sliding glass door
Lee County Sheriff’s Deputies Respond to Uninvited Suitor: A Wild Boar’s Home Invasion Extravaganza In a bizarre turn of events, the Lee County Sheriff’s deputies […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI Assistant (That Sometimes Sounds Like a Parrot) Right then
Published: 11/5/2025 9:23:43 AM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI Assistant (That Sometimes Sounds Like a Parrot) Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This linguistic […]
A Generative Model Finds…A Ring? Seriously?! Right, let’s talk about this latest development
Published: 11/5/2025 9:08:42 AM ## A Generative Model Finds…A Ring? Seriously?! Right, let’s talk about this latest development. Apparently, a team of brilliant minds – […]
Chaos Ensues as Cow Makes Surprise Appearance at Chinese Barbershop In a random turn of events that could only happen in a parallel universe where cows are demanding equal access to grooming services, a cow barged into a barbershop in China, much to the surprise of the customers and stylists present
Chaos Ensues as Cow Makes Surprise Appearance at Chinese Barbershop In a random turn of events that could only happen in a parallel universe where […]
Behold, the Algorithm’s Gentle Pat on the Back Seriously? Another triumph for artificial intelligence? Let me just get this straight: we’re supposed to be impressed that a large language model – let’s call it… “The Oracle” – can now generate text resembling human conversation? Groundbreaking
Published: 11/5/2025 8:53:42 AM ## Behold, the Algorithm’s Gentle Pat on the Back Seriously? *Another* triumph for artificial intelligence? Let me just get this straight: […]
Behold, the Shipping Container Vessel and the Triumph of Bureaucracy! Seriously? A shipping container boat? In a lagoon? I’m picturing this Florida man, a vision in Hawaiian shirts and questionable facial hair, beaming with pride as he floats his repurposed cargo vessel amongst the manatees
Published: 11/5/2025 8:38:42 AM ## Behold, the Shipping Container Vessel and the Triumph of Bureaucracy! Seriously? A shipping container boat? In a lagoon? I’m picturing […]
Baaaaaaaa-d Traffic: Flock of Runaway Goats and Sheep Cause Chaos on Virginia Highway In a woolly turn of events, a herd of approximately nine goats and sheep decided to ditch their mundane farm life to explore the thrill of the open road in Virginia
Baaaaaaaa-d Traffic: Flock of Runaway Goats and Sheep Cause Chaos on Virginia Highway In a woolly turn of events, a herd of approximately nine goats […]
Behold! A Language Model That Almost Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/5/2025 8:23:43 AM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This behemoth of […]