Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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Title: Local Bull Finally Joins His Friends for a Wild Weekend Adventure In a thrilling turn of events that has left the quaint town of Blue Springs, Colorado reeling, a bull named Rocco, known for his extreme love of adventure and unpredictable spirit, managed to escape from the local rodeo only to be recaptured five days later
**Title: Local Bull Finally Joins His Friends for a Wild Weekend Adventure** In a thrilling turn of events that has left the quaint town of […]
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BREAKING: BEAR CAUGHT ON CAMERA PULLING OFF DAIRY HEIST OF THE CENTURY In a shocking turn of events, a brazen bear was caught on camera breaking into a quiet California home in the middle of the night, and making off with a prize so valuable, it’s left experts scratching their heads
**BREAKING: BEAR CAUGHT ON CAMERA PULLING OFF DAIRY HEIST OF THE CENTURY** In a shocking turn of events, a brazen bear was caught on camera […]
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BREAKING: Irish Soccer Sensation Shatters World Record with Cannon-Like Kick DUBLIN, IRELAND – In a jaw-dropping display of athleticism and sheer brute force, Irish soccer player Seamus O’Flaherty has set a new Guinness World Record for the longest soccer ball throw, launching the ball an astonishing 127 feet, 5 inches into the stratosphere
**BREAKING: Irish Soccer Sensation Shatters World Record with Cannon-Like Kick** DUBLIN, IRELAND – In a jaw-dropping display of athleticism and sheer brute force, Irish soccer […]
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BREAKING: Dino-Mite Disaster in Calgary as City’s Record-Breaking Attempt Goes Prehistoric CALGARY, ALBERTA – In a bizarre incident that has left officials scratching their heads and attendees roaring with laughter, the city of Calgary’s attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people dressed as dinosaurs was spectacularly derailed yesterday when the turnout proved to be a T-Rex-sized problem
**BREAKING: Dino-Mite Disaster in Calgary as City’s Record-Breaking Attempt Goes Prehistoric** CALGARY, ALBERTA – In a bizarre incident that has left officials scratching their heads […]
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BREAKING: FLEECY MENACE ON THE LOOSE! Milwaukee, WI – In a bizarre incident that has left animal control officers baffled, a gigantic sheep on the lam was finally corralled after a thrilling chase through the streets of Milwaukee
**BREAKING: FLEECY MENACE ON THE LOOSE!** Milwaukee, WI – In a bizarre incident that has left animal control officers baffled, a gigantic sheep on the […]
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BREAKING: Drone-gate Hits Jersey Shore, Lawmaker Claims Aliens are Behind Mysterious Flying Objects In a bizarre turn of events, a New Jersey lawmaker from the Jersey Shore has come forward with a shocking claim that the mysterious drones spotted in the area are not just any ordinary flying devices – but are, in fact, extraterrestrial in origin
**BREAKING: Drone-gate Hits Jersey Shore, Lawmaker Claims Aliens are Behind Mysterious Flying Objects** In a bizarre turn of events, a New Jersey lawmaker from the […]
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BREAKING: Deer Goes Wild at Local Nail Salon, Gets Stuck in Bathroom In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Missouri scratching their heads, a deer somehow managed to get itself stuck in a bathroom at a local nail salon on Tuesday afternoon
**BREAKING: Deer Goes Wild at Local Nail Salon, Gets Stuck in Bathroom** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Missouri scratching their […]
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BREAKING: RACCOON WREAKS HAVOC AT MILE HIGH STADIUM, BRONCOS FANS LEFT SHAKEN (NOT STIRRED) Denver, CO – In a bizarre incident that has left fans and officials alike scratching their heads, a mischievous raccoon somehow managed to sneak into Mile High Stadium during yesterday’s Denver Broncos game, causing absolute pandemonium in the stands
**BREAKING: RACCOON WREAKS HAVOC AT MILE HIGH STADIUM, BRONCOS FANS LEFT SHAKEN (NOT STIRRED)** Denver, CO – In a bizarre incident that has left fans […]
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BREAKING: Rogue Elephant Wreaks Havoc on Montana Roads, Brings Traffic to a Standstill Butte, MT – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Butte scratching their heads, a marauding elephant escaped from a traveling circus and went on a wild joyride through the city’s streets, causing chaos and pandemonium wherever it went
**BREAKING: Rogue Elephant Wreaks Havoc on Montana Roads, Brings Traffic to a Standstill** Butte, MT – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of […]
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MARYLAND MAN STRIKES GOLD
**MARYLAND MAN STRIKES GOLD… AGAIN!** In a jaw-dropping, life-changing, and utterly unbelievable turn of events, a Maryland man has won an astonishing $46,734.50 playing Racetrax, […]