Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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Bears of California: When You Leave Your Home, Make Sure to Lock Up the Goodies! ALTADENA, CA – In a stunning turn of events that could only happen in the golden state of California, a local man returned to his Altadena residence post-Eaton Fire, only to discover that he seemingly left the door wide open for an unexpected—and decidedly hefty—houseguest
**Bears of California: When You Leave Your Home, Make Sure to Lock Up the Goodies!** ALTADENA, CA – In a stunning turn of events that […]
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Florida Women Aim for World Record with Toy Cars: Because Regular Cars Are Overrated In yet another dazzling display of creativity, two Florida women have taken it upon themselves to redefine the art of road-tripping by attempting to break a Guinness World Record driving 500 miles down the state’s coast in a pair of toy cars
**Florida Women Aim for World Record with Toy Cars: Because Regular Cars Are Overrated** In yet another dazzling display of creativity, two Florida women have […]
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BREAKING: BEAR’S BRAVE (OR BRASH?) BREAK-IN: COLORADO FAMILY LEFT SHAKEN, SNACK-LESS In a heart-stopping, spine-tingling, and downright terrifying incident, a bold black bear nearly gave a Colorado boy a bear-hug
**BREAKING: BEAR’S BRAVE (OR BRASH?) BREAK-IN: COLORADO FAMILY LEFT SHAKEN, SNACK-LESS** In a heart-stopping, spine-tingling, and downright terrifying incident, a bold black bear nearly gave […]
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BREAKING: MISSING BULL CAUGHT AFTER EPIC 5-DAY MANHUNT, NUMEROUS CITIZENS HEROICALLY UNINJURED In a stunning turn of events, the notorious bull that escaped from a Colorado rodeo has finally been wrangled
**BREAKING: MISSING BULL CAUGHT AFTER EPIC 5-DAY MANHUNT, NUMEROUS CITIZENS HEROICALLY UNINJURED** In a stunning turn of events, the notorious bull that escaped from a […]
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Title: Local Bull Finally Joins His Friends for a Wild Weekend Adventure In a thrilling turn of events that has left the quaint town of Blue Springs, Colorado reeling, a bull named Rocco, known for his extreme love of adventure and unpredictable spirit, managed to escape from the local rodeo only to be recaptured five days later
**Title: Local Bull Finally Joins His Friends for a Wild Weekend Adventure** In a thrilling turn of events that has left the quaint town of […]
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BREAKING: BEAR CAUGHT ON CAMERA PULLING OFF DAIRY HEIST OF THE CENTURY In a shocking turn of events, a brazen bear was caught on camera breaking into a quiet California home in the middle of the night, and making off with a prize so valuable, it’s left experts scratching their heads
**BREAKING: BEAR CAUGHT ON CAMERA PULLING OFF DAIRY HEIST OF THE CENTURY** In a shocking turn of events, a brazen bear was caught on camera […]
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BREAKING: Irish Soccer Sensation Shatters World Record with Cannon-Like Kick DUBLIN, IRELAND – In a jaw-dropping display of athleticism and sheer brute force, Irish soccer player Seamus O’Flaherty has set a new Guinness World Record for the longest soccer ball throw, launching the ball an astonishing 127 feet, 5 inches into the stratosphere
**BREAKING: Irish Soccer Sensation Shatters World Record with Cannon-Like Kick** DUBLIN, IRELAND – In a jaw-dropping display of athleticism and sheer brute force, Irish soccer […]
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BREAKING: Dino-Mite Disaster in Calgary as City’s Record-Breaking Attempt Goes Prehistoric CALGARY, ALBERTA – In a bizarre incident that has left officials scratching their heads and attendees roaring with laughter, the city of Calgary’s attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people dressed as dinosaurs was spectacularly derailed yesterday when the turnout proved to be a T-Rex-sized problem
**BREAKING: Dino-Mite Disaster in Calgary as City’s Record-Breaking Attempt Goes Prehistoric** CALGARY, ALBERTA – In a bizarre incident that has left officials scratching their heads […]
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BREAKING: FLEECY MENACE ON THE LOOSE! Milwaukee, WI – In a bizarre incident that has left animal control officers baffled, a gigantic sheep on the lam was finally corralled after a thrilling chase through the streets of Milwaukee
**BREAKING: FLEECY MENACE ON THE LOOSE!** Milwaukee, WI – In a bizarre incident that has left animal control officers baffled, a gigantic sheep on the […]
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BREAKING: Drone-gate Hits Jersey Shore, Lawmaker Claims Aliens are Behind Mysterious Flying Objects In a bizarre turn of events, a New Jersey lawmaker from the Jersey Shore has come forward with a shocking claim that the mysterious drones spotted in the area are not just any ordinary flying devices – but are, in fact, extraterrestrial in origin
**BREAKING: Drone-gate Hits Jersey Shore, Lawmaker Claims Aliens are Behind Mysterious Flying Objects** In a bizarre turn of events, a New Jersey lawmaker from the […]