Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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BREAKING: Shocking Discovery Off the Coast of Costa Rica – Orange You Glad It’s Not a Lemon? In a jaw-dropping, fin-tastic turn of events, a local fisherman has caught the most unbelievable, the most extraordinary, the most utterly absurd shark to ever swim in the seven seas! Meet the majestic, the marvelous, the one and only
**BREAKING: Shocking Discovery Off the Coast of Costa Rica – Orange You Glad It’s Not a Lemon?** In a jaw-dropping, fin-tastic turn of events, a […]
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BREAKING: DUCKLING DRAMA UNFOLDS IN SUBURBAN PENNSYLVANIA In a daring rescue mission that has left the nation in awe, a team of brave Pennsylvania firefighters risked life and limb to pluck a family of four ducklings from the jaws of disaster – or rather, a storm drain
**BREAKING: DUCKLING DRAMA UNFOLDS IN SUBURBAN PENNSYLVANIA** In a daring rescue mission that has left the nation in awe, a team of brave Pennsylvania firefighters […]
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BREAKING: LOCAL MAN’S 40-YEAR LOTTERY ODYSSEY ENDS WITH JACKPOT WIN OF $6 MILLION
**BREAKING: LOCAL MAN’S 40-YEAR LOTTERY ODYSSEY ENDS WITH JACKPOT WIN OF $6 MILLION… AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF TICKETS!** In a stunning turn of events, […]
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BREAKING: DEER IN DESPERATE NEED OF POOL PARTY INTERVENTION In a daring rescue that will go down in the annals of Michigan history, a team of brave firefighters from the brave city of Ann Arbor sprang into action Thursday morning to save a deer that had apparently been stuck in a swimming pool for a grueling 8 hours
**BREAKING: DEER IN DESPERATE NEED OF POOL PARTY INTERVENTION** In a daring rescue that will go down in the annals of Michigan history, a team […]
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AUSTIN, TEXAS – In a bizarre incident that has left residents hissing with laughter, a slithery trespasser was let off with a warning in the heart of Texas
AUSTIN, TEXAS – In a bizarre incident that has left residents hissing with laughter, a slithery trespasser was let off with a warning in the […]
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RECORD-BREAKING COLLECTION SENDS SHIVERS DOWN SPINES In a spine-tingling tale of obsession, a British man’s love for the paranormal comedy classic “Ghostbusters” has led him to amass a jaw-dropping 2,012 pieces of memorabilia, leaving fans and family members alike screaming for more
**RECORD-BREAKING COLLECTION SENDS SHIVERS DOWN SPINES** In a spine-tingling tale of obsession, a British man’s love for the paranormal comedy classic “Ghostbusters” has led him […]
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BRITISH BEARCAT BREAKS BONE-CHOOSING, HEART-STOPPING, RECORD-BREAKING GUINNESS WORLD RECORD! In a death-defying, jaw-dropping, and utterly bonkers stunt, British daredevil, Nigel “The Nutty Navigator” Nelson, was intentionally dragged behind his motorcycle at a mind-boggling 159
**BRITISH BEARCAT BREAKS BONE-CHOOSING, HEART-STOPPING, RECORD-BREAKING GUINNESS WORLD RECORD!** In a death-defying, jaw-dropping, and utterly bonkers stunt, British daredevil, Nigel “The Nutty Navigator” Nelson, was […]
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BREAKING: San Diego Zoo Welcomes Tiniest, Most Adorable Antelope in the Universe! In a groundbreaking achievement that will go down in the annals of zoological history, the San Diego Zoo is thrilled to announce the birth of a baby dik-dik, a species of antelope so minuscule, it defies all logic and reason
**BREAKING: San Diego Zoo Welcomes Tiniest, Most Adorable Antelope in the Universe!** In a groundbreaking achievement that will go down in the annals of zoological […]
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BREAKING: Local Man’s Lucky Streak Continues as He Wins $50,000 Lottery Jackpot
**BREAKING: Local Man’s Lucky Streak Continues as He Wins $50,000 Lottery Jackpot… Again!** Washington, D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old John Smith […]
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BREAKING: NJ Man’s Fortune Cookie Predicts $10 MILLION Lottery Jackpot, He Wins
**BREAKING: NJ Man’s Fortune Cookie Predicts $10 MILLION Lottery Jackpot, He Wins… Well, Not Quite, But Close!** In a bizarre incident that has left lottery […]