Author: Poor Dirt Richard
BREAKING: LIBRARY SHOCKER AS 50-YEAR-OVERDUE BOOK FINALLY RETURNS, COMMUNITY ERUPTS IN JOY In a stunning turn of events, the Fairfax County Public Library in Virginia was electrified yesterday as a copy of Walt Whitman’s iconic poetry collection, “Leaves of Grass”, walked back into the building – a whopping 50 years after it was due
**BREAKING: LIBRARY SHOCKER AS 50-YEAR-OVERDUE BOOK FINALLY RETURNS, COMMUNITY ERUPTS IN JOY** In a stunning turn of events, the Fairfax County Public Library in Virginia […]
BREAKING: TEEN’S SISTER PROVES TO BE LUCKIER THAN FORTUNE COOKIES, RAKES IN $1 MILLION WITH SCRATCH-OFF TICKET In a stunning turn of events, 18-year-old North Carolina resident, Bubba Jenkins, has struck gold – literally! – after his sister, Sally, randomly picked out a scratch-off lottery ticket for him, securing a whopping $1 MILLION prize! According to eyewitnesses (okay, it was just Bubba’s mom), the Jenkins family was gathered in their living room, surrounded by snacks and skepticism, when Sally decided to play lottery ticket roulette
**BREAKING: TEEN’S SISTER PROVES TO BE LUCKIER THAN FORTUNE COOKIES, RAKES IN $1 MILLION WITH SCRATCH-OFF TICKET** In a stunning turn of events, 18-year-old North […]
BREAKING: MIRROR MONOLITH APOCALYPSE SWEEPS COLORADO, RESIDENTS TOLD TO STOCK UP ON SELFIE STICKS Fort Collins, CO – In a bizarre and terrifying turn of events, a gargantuan mirrored monolith has materialized in the middle of a rural pasture in northern Colorado, leaving residents scratching their heads and frantically Googling “what does it mean?” This is not, however, the first time one of these mysterious structures has appeared in the region
**BREAKING: MIRROR MONOLITH APOCALYPSE SWEEPS COLORADO, RESIDENTS TOLD TO STOCK UP ON SELFIE STICKS** Fort Collins, CO – In a bizarre and terrifying turn of […]
BREAKING: Philly Festival Turns into Bizarre Meat-Hanging Fiasco In a bizarre incident that has left residents and visitors alike scratching their heads, a Philadelphia festival that concluded nearly a month ago has turned into a surreal scene, with meats and cheeses still dangling precariously from a greased pole
**BREAKING: Philly Festival Turns into Bizarre Meat-Hanging Fiasco** In a bizarre incident that has left residents and visitors alike scratching their heads, a Philadelphia festival […]
BREAKING: Lazio’s Mascot Mishap: Club Takes Swift Action Against Eagle Handler’s Penis Pics! In a shocking turn of events, Italian soccer giant Lazio has parted ways with their beloved eagle mascot handler, Alessandro Bianchi, after he shared a series of risqué photos and videos featuring his own prosthetic penis on social media
BREAKING: Lazio’s Mascot Mishap: Club Takes Swift Action Against Eagle Handler’s Penis Pics! In a shocking turn of events, Italian soccer giant Lazio has parted […]
BREAKING: Oregon Zoo’s Sneaky Camera Caper Ends with a Jaw-Dropping Twist In a bizarre incident that has left zoo officials and wildlife enthusiasts alike in stitches, a hidden camera installed in the lion enclosure at the Oregon Zoo has been transformed into a feline film studio
**BREAKING: Oregon Zoo’s Sneaky Camera Caper Ends with a Jaw-Dropping Twist** In a bizarre incident that has left zoo officials and wildlife enthusiasts alike in […]
BREAKING: Equine Aquatic Adventure Turns into Dramatic Rescue Operation In a bizarre incident that has left animal lovers and firefighters alike scratching their heads, a horse named Mr
**BREAKING: Equine Aquatic Adventure Turns into Dramatic Rescue Operation** In a bizarre incident that has left animal lovers and firefighters alike scratching their heads, a […]
BREAKING: LOCAL MAN FORGETS LUNCH, WINS $3 MILLION LOTTERY PRIZE IN DRAMATIC TURN OF EVENTS In a bizarre incident that has left experts baffled and lottery enthusiasts ecstatic, 32-year-old John Smith of Anytown, USA, has won a whopping $3 million lottery prize – all because he forgot his lunch
**BREAKING: LOCAL MAN FORGETS LUNCH, WINS $3 MILLION LOTTERY PRIZE IN DRAMATIC TURN OF EVENTS** In a bizarre incident that has left experts baffled and […]
BREAKING: Drone Show Shatters Records with Epic Display of Fictional Character
**BREAKING: Drone Show Shatters Records with Epic Display of Fictional Character… Twice!** In a jaw-dropping display of technological wizardry and sheer, unadulterated awesomeness, a drone […]
BREAKING: Florida Woman Uncovers Century-Old Message in a Bottle, Discovers Secret Nazi Plot to Steal All the World’s Pineapples TAMPA, FL – In a shocking turn of events, a Florida woman cleaning up debris washed ashore by Hurricane Debby stumbled upon a mysterious message in a bottle that has left historians baffled and pineapple enthusiasts reeling
**BREAKING: Florida Woman Uncovers Century-Old Message in a Bottle, Discovers Secret Nazi Plot to Steal All the World’s Pineapples** TAMPA, FL – In a shocking […]