Author: Poor Dirt Richard
A Model Cat, Literally
Published: 11/9/2025 2:38:49 PM ## A Model Cat, Literally. Seriously? Right, let’s talk about this thing. This…*thing*. Apparently, we’re all supposed to be *thrilled* that […]
Cypriot Achieves Astonishing Feat by Balancing 511 Wine Glasses on Head In what can only be described as a truly ground-breaking and utterly necessary accomplishment, a man from Cyprus has managed to balance a staggering 511 wine glasses on his head, leaving onlookers in awe and asking the important question: why? The daring individual, whose name remains undisclosed, clearly has his priorities straight as he spent hours meticulously stacking wine glasses on his head with the precision of a seasoned Jenga player
Cypriot Achieves Astonishing Feat by Balancing 511 Wine Glasses on Head In what can only be described as a truly ground-breaking and utterly necessary accomplishment, […]
Behold! The Technological Sheep Still Wandering Seriously? Eight sheep rounded up
Published: 11/9/2025 2:23:49 PM ## Behold! The Technological Sheep Still Wandering Seriously? Eight sheep rounded up. *Eight.* Like a farmer managed to herd eight fluffy, […]
Behold! The Miracle of Simultaneous Tiny Humans (and a Rather Large Language Model) Right, let’s talk about this Ohio hospital
Published: 11/9/2025 2:08:48 PM ## Behold! The Miracle of Simultaneous Tiny Humans (and a Rather Large Language Model) Right, let’s talk about this Ohio hospital. […]
Opossum Devours Giant Chocolate Cake in Nebraska Yard In a shocking turn of events in a Nebraska neighborhood, a daring opossum decided to throw caution
Opossum Devours Giant Chocolate Cake in Nebraska Yard In a shocking turn of events in a Nebraska neighborhood, a daring opossum decided to throw caution
A Silicon Valley Stallion and the Basement of Broken Promises Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/9/2025 1:53:47 PM ## A Silicon Valley Stallion and the Basement of Broken Promises Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This language model, apparently […]
Behold! Digital Equines Roam Free (and Slightly Confused) Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? Another “breakthrough” in artificial intelligence, a language model so revolutionary it apparently decided to stage a chaotic rodeo through a strip mall parking lot? Apparently, the digital equine in question is called something vaguely reminiscent of a precious gemstone
Published: 11/9/2025 1:38:47 PM ## Behold! Digital Equines Roam Free (and Slightly Confused) Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? Another “breakthrough” in artificial intelligence, […]
Feline Odyssey: Cat Takes Unexpected Journey in Amazon Return Package In a mind-boggling incident that has captured the internet’s attention, a courageous and adventurous feline embarked on a once-in-a-lifetime journey inside an Amazon return package, traveling a whopping 500 miles across the country
Feline Odyssey: Cat Takes Unexpected Journey in Amazon Return Package In a mind-boggling incident that has captured the internet’s attention, a courageous and adventurous feline […]
Behold! The Slightly Less Than Revolutionary Language Model Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/9/2025 1:23:47 PM ## Behold! The Slightly Less Than Revolutionary Language Model Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This language model, you see. It’s […]
Behold! The Linguistic Equivalent of Scrim the Dog Seriously? We’re dedicating server space and developer hours to…this? I’ve been following the saga of Scrim, the New Orleans canine Houdini, for weeks now
Published: 11/9/2025 1:08:47 PM ## Behold! The Linguistic Equivalent of Scrim the Dog Seriously? We’re dedicating server space and developer hours to…*this*? I’ve been following […]