Author: Poor Dirt Richard
BREAKING: ROO-GATE ROCKS CZECH REPUBLIC AS FEARSOME KANGAROO GOES ROGUE In a shocking turn of events, a kangaroo named “Kiki” has hopped its way to freedom from a maximum-security prison in the Czech Republic, leaving a trail of chaos and bewildered onlookers in its wake
**BREAKING: ROO-GATE ROCKS CZECH REPUBLIC AS FEARSOME KANGAROO GOES ROGUE** In a shocking turn of events, a kangaroo named “Kiki” has hopped its way to […]
BREAKING: MARYLAND WOMAN’S LUCKY GUESS WINS HER A SMALL FORTUNE In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman has won a whopping $50,000 in the lottery after making a ridiculously lucky guess that defies all odds and logic
**BREAKING: MARYLAND WOMAN’S LUCKY GUESS WINS HER A SMALL FORTUNE** In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman has won a whopping $50,000 in […]
BREAKING: Kentucky Bowlers Shatter Guinness Record with Mind-Boggling 2,032 Strikes in 24 Hours In a stunning display of bowling prowess, a quartet of friends from rural Kentucky has etched their names into the annals of history by rolling a staggering 2,032 strikes in a single 24-hour period, shattering the previous Guinness World Record and leaving onlookers utterly bewildered
**BREAKING: Kentucky Bowlers Shatter Guinness Record with Mind-Boggling 2,032 Strikes in 24 Hours** In a stunning display of bowling prowess, a quartet of friends from […]
BREAKING: Chaos Erupts as Thrill-Seeking Cheese Fanatics Take to the Hills for Annual Roll-a-Thon In a spectacle that will be etched in the annals of history as one of the most utterly, completely, and totally RIDICULOUS events of the year, hundreds of daredevils converged on the rolling hills of Gloucestershire, England for the infamous Cheese Rolling Festival
**BREAKING: Chaos Erupts as Thrill-Seeking Cheese Fanatics Take to the Hills for Annual Roll-a-Thon** In a spectacle that will be etched in the annals of […]
BREAKING: BISON ON THE LOOSE! WISCONSIN HIGHWAY DESCENDS INTO PANDEMONIUM MADISON, WI – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Wisconsin scratching their heads, a rogue bison was spotted roaming freely on a busy highway in the heart of the state
**BREAKING: BISON ON THE LOOSE! WISCONSIN HIGHWAY DESCENDS INTO PANDEMONIUM** MADISON, WI – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Wisconsin scratching their […]
BREAKING: MIRACLE REUNION ROCKS UTAH TOWN AS WOMAN REUNITED WITH BELOVED FAMILY HEIRLOOM AFTER 20-YEAR ORDEAL In a stunning turn of events, a Utah woman has been reunited with a cherished family charm she lost two decades ago, thanks to the power of the internet and a dash of sheer luck
**BREAKING: MIRACLE REUNION ROCKS UTAH TOWN AS WOMAN REUNITED WITH BELOVED FAMILY HEIRLOOM AFTER 20-YEAR ORDEAL** In a stunning turn of events, a Utah woman […]
BREAKING: FLOCK OF ROGUE CHICKENS TERRORIZES NEIGHBORHOOD, DEMANDS BELLY RUBS AND CORNFLAKES In a bizarre incident that has left residents scratching their heads, a gang of approximately 100 feral chickens has taken over a quiet suburban street, ruling with an iron wing and refusing to let anyone leave their homes
**BREAKING: FLOCK OF ROGUE CHICKENS TERRORIZES NEIGHBORHOOD, DEMANDS BELLY RUBS AND CORNFLAKES** In a bizarre incident that has left residents scratching their heads, a gang […]
BREAKING: CAMEL-GEDDON STRIKES CEDAR POINT AS ROGUE CAMELS WREAK HAVOC Sandusky, OH – In a bizarre incident that has left thrill-seekers and families alike scratching their heads, a pair of mischievous camels somehow managed to break free from the petting zoo at Cedar Point, one of the world’s premier amusement parks
**BREAKING: CAMEL-GEDDON STRIKES CEDAR POINT AS ROGUE CAMELS WREAK HAVOC** Sandusky, OH – In a bizarre incident that has left thrill-seekers and families alike scratching […]
BREAKING: BEAR’S BACKYARD BATH TIME BRAWL ROCKS CALIFORNIA COMMUNITY In a bizarre incident that has left residents of suburban California scratching their heads, a massive black bear was spotted taking a leisurely dip in a kiddie pool in a quiet neighborhood
**BREAKING: BEAR’S BACKYARD BATH TIME BRAWL ROCKS CALIFORNIA COMMUNITY** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of suburban California scratching their heads, a massive […]
BLIND, BALANCING, AND BRILLIANT: DAVID RUSH RECLAIMS TITLE WITH JAW-DROPPING JUGGLING FEAT In a stunning display of coordination, bravery, and utter madness, serial record-breaker David Rush has reclaimed his title for most juggling catches while on a balance board (blindfolded)
**BLIND, BALANCING, AND BRILLIANT: DAVID RUSH RECLAIMS TITLE WITH JAW-DROPPING JUGGLING FEAT** In a stunning display of coordination, bravery, and utter madness, serial record-breaker David […]