Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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BREAKING: LOCAL MAN’S OBSESSION WITH WAWA REACHES FEVER PITCH AS HE COLLECTS ENTIRE SET OF ORDER SLIPS FROM 0 TO 999 In a bizarre tale of devotion, 32-year-old John Smith has taken his love for Wawa to unprecedented levels by collecting a complete set of order slips from 0 to 999
**BREAKING: LOCAL MAN’S OBSESSION WITH WAWA REACHES FEVER PITCH AS HE COLLECTS ENTIRE SET OF ORDER SLIPS FROM 0 TO 999** In a bizarre tale […]
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BREAKING: “Mystery of the Stuck Person” Solved: Inflatable Imposter Fools Rescue Teams in California In a bizarre incident that has left authorities and residents of Bakersfield, California, scratching their heads, a “person” reported stuck in a canal has been identified as a blow-up doll
**BREAKING: “Mystery of the Stuck Person” Solved: Inflatable Imposter Fools Rescue Teams in California** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities and residents of […]
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BREAKING: Itsy Bitsy Deer Takes NYC by Storm! In a shocking turn of events, the Queens Zoo is thrilled to announce the arrival of the tiniest, most adorable deer to ever bless the Big Apple
**BREAKING: Itsy Bitsy Deer Takes NYC by Storm!** In a shocking turn of events, the Queens Zoo is thrilled to announce the arrival of the […]
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BREAKING: Idaho Power Couple Smashes Guinness World Record with Lightning-Fast Laundry Skills In a stunning display of domestic prowess, Idaho residents and power couple, Chad and Brittany Jenkins, have etched their names into the annals of history by setting a new Guinness World Record for the fastest time to hang up 10 items of clothing
**BREAKING: Idaho Power Couple Smashes Guinness World Record with Lightning-Fast Laundry Skills** In a stunning display of domestic prowess, Idaho residents and power couple, Chad […]
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BREAKING: Local Woman’s Life Turned Upside Down After Phone Ad Leads to Life-Changing $100,000 Powerball Prize In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural West Virginia in awe, 32-year-old Bubbles Jenkins of Hiloaky Creek claims she won a staggering $100,000 Powerball prize after responding to a phone ad that was “totally not a scam
**BREAKING: Local Woman’s Life Turned Upside Down After Phone Ad Leads to Life-Changing $100,000 Powerball Prize** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of […]
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BREAKING: Oregon Man Shatters Record for Most Burpees in an Hour, Collapses, and Forgets His Own Name PORTLAND, OR – In a jaw-dropping display of endurance, 32-year-old Oregon resident, Dave Wilson, has completed a mind-boggling 1,027 chest-to-ground burpees in a single hour, shattering the previous record by a staggering 427 burpees
**BREAKING: Oregon Man Shatters Record for Most Burpees in an Hour, Collapses, and Forgets His Own Name** PORTLAND, OR – In a jaw-dropping display of […]
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BREAKING: London’s Sewer System Liberated from 110-Pound “Monster” Fatberg In a daring and dramatic operation, a team of fearless sewer workers in London has successfully extracted a gargantuan 110-pound “fatberg” from the city’s underground drainage system
**BREAKING: London’s Sewer System Liberated from 110-Pound “Monster” Fatberg** In a daring and dramatic operation, a team of fearless sewer workers in London has successfully […]
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BREAKING: Furry Phenom Steals the Show at Yankee Stadium, Earns Coveted Topps Card In a jaw-dropping, tail-wagging, and utterly absurd turn of events, a daring squirrel has been immortalized on a Topps trading card after crashing the New York Yankees game against their arch-nemesis, the Boston Red Sox, at the legendary Yankee Stadium
**BREAKING: Furry Phenom Steals the Show at Yankee Stadium, Earns Coveted Topps Card** In a jaw-dropping, tail-wagging, and utterly absurd turn of events, a daring […]
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BREAKING: Michigan Woman’s Luck Runs OUT (Literally, She Won $1
**BREAKING: Michigan Woman’s Luck Runs OUT (Literally, She Won $1.54 MILLION!)** In a stunning turn of events, local resident and self-proclaimed “Lady Luck” Laura Jenkins […]
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IGUANA INVASION: Reptile Wranglers Stunned by Egg-straordinary Haul in Miami Suburbs Miami, FL – In a jaw-dropping, scale-tacular display of reptilian recklessness, a team of brave reptile wranglers has cracked open a massive iguana egg heist in a Miami suburb, leaving residents shell-shocked and wildlife experts green with envy
**IGUANA INVASION: Reptile Wranglers Stunned by Egg-straordinary Haul in Miami Suburbs** Miami, FL – In a jaw-dropping, scale-tacular display of reptilian recklessness, a team of […]