Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! Sentience Emerges From
Published: 11/6/2025 5:23:48 PM ## Behold! Sentience Emerges From… Text? (Please Hold While I Snicker) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This linguistic chimera that’s […]
Behold! Artificial Intelligence, Champion of Lottery Winners Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? Let’s pause for a moment and collectively groan
Published: 11/6/2025 5:08:48 PM ## Behold! Artificial Intelligence, Champion of Lottery Winners Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? Let’s pause for a moment and […]
Title: Ohio Man’s Stroke of Luck: Dog License Number Bags Him $50,000 Lottery Prize In a turn of events that can only be described as “seriously, this actually happened,” a man from Ohio managed to strike it rich by winning a $50,000 lottery prize using his dog’s license number
Title: Ohio Man’s Stroke of Luck: Dog License Number Bags Him $50,000 Lottery Prize In a turn of events that can only be described as […]
A Snake in the Machine (and My Foot) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 4:53:49 PM ## A Snake in the Machine (and My Foot) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This so-called “large language model” that’s […]
Behold, the Reign of the Lizard Brain (and a Few Billion Parameters) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 4:38:48 PM ## Behold, the Reign of the Lizard Brain (and a Few Billion Parameters) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital […]
Baaaaad News: Fleeing Goat’s Impromptu Half-Marathon Deemed “Un-beh-lievable” In a woolly turn of events, a mischievous goat from a Newfoundland and Labrador pumpkin patch decided to shake up his routine and embarked on an unexpected journey that left locals in sheer disbelief
Baaaaad News: Fleeing Goat’s Impromptu Half-Marathon Deemed “Un-beh-lievable” In a woolly turn of events, a mischievous goat from a Newfoundland and Labrador pumpkin patch decided […]
Behold! Sentience (Sort Of) for $36 Billion and a Whole Lotta Hype Seriously? A language model that’s “open?” As if anything produced by a corporation with enough money to buy Greenland is ever truly open
Published: 11/6/2025 4:23:46 PM ## Behold! Sentience (Sort Of) for $36 Billion and a Whole Lotta Hype Seriously? A language model that’s “open?” As if […]
Behold! A Language Model That Almost Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another language model? The digital landscape is already drowning in text generators churning out vaguely coherent sentences about…well, everything
Published: 11/6/2025 4:08:47 PM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another language model? The digital landscape is already […]
Minnesota Zoo Proudly Presents Arrival of Rare Cotton-Top Tamarin, Oblivious to the Imminent Paparazzi Attention In a stunning turn of events that has all the makings of headline news, the Minnesota Zoo has welcomed a precious new addition to its family—the critically-endangered cotton-top tamarin
Minnesota Zoo Proudly Presents Arrival of Rare Cotton-Top Tamarin, Oblivious to the Imminent Paparazzi Attention In a stunning turn of events that has all the […]
Behold! A Linguistic Avalanche of Mediocrity Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 3:53:46 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Avalanche of Mediocrity Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This supposed marvel of modern engineering. Let’s call […]