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BREAKING: Oregon Guardsman Shatters Burpee Record, May Have to be Cut with a Chainsaw to be Freed from Floor PORTLAND, OR – In a stunning display of endurance, grit, and sheer masochism, Oregon Army National Guard member, Sergeant John “Burpee” Smith, has potentially reclaimed the Guinness World Record for most burpees performed in one hour, completing a mind-boggling 1,027 chest-to-ground burpees in a single hour
**BREAKING: Oregon Guardsman Shatters Burpee Record, May Have to be Cut with a Chainsaw to be Freed from Floor** PORTLAND, OR – In a stunning […]
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BREAKING: SOUTH AFRICAN DYNAMO DUO SHATTERS WORLD RECORD WITH INSANE DRONE CREATION! In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and downright unbelievable achievement, a South African father-son duo has left the world in the dust with their creation of the fastest drone the world has ever seen! Meet 45-year-old Themba “The Drone King” Mthembu and his 19-year-old son, Siyabonga “The Drone Whiz Kid” Mthembu, who have just shattered the Guinness World Record for the fastest drone ever built
**BREAKING: SOUTH AFRICAN DYNAMO DUO SHATTERS WORLD RECORD WITH INSANE DRONE CREATION!** In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and downright unbelievable achievement, a South African father-son duo […]
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BREAKING: Feathered Genius Stuns World with Chromatic Prowess In a jaw-dropping display of avian aptitude, a brilliant parrot named Polly has shattered the record books by identifying an astonishing 475 different colors in a single sitting
**BREAKING: Feathered Genius Stuns World with Chromatic Prowess** In a jaw-dropping display of avian aptitude, a brilliant parrot named Polly has shattered the record books […]
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BREAKING: MIRACLE IN THE BAYOU! In a daring rescue that will be etched in the annals of history as one of the greatest tales of canine courage and human heroism, a plucky little pup was reunited with its overjoyed owner after a heart-stopping, jaw-dropping, and downright unbelievable adventure in the treacherous waters of Sims Bayou! The drama unfolded on a typical Friday afternoon when a keen-eyed fisherman spotted a tiny, shivering ball of fluff clinging to a bridge pier in the bayou, located in the southwestern suburbs of Houston
**BREAKING: MIRACLE IN THE BAYOU!** In a daring rescue that will be etched in the annals of history as one of the greatest tales of […]
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BREAKING: LOCAL MAN WINS BIG IN THE LOTTERY WHILE ON VACATION, BECOMES OVERNIGHT SENSATION AND IMMEDIATE BILLIONAIRE In a shocking turn of events, John Smith, a 32-year-old accountant from Des Moines, Iowa, has won a whopping $110,000 in the lottery while on a week-long vacation in Hawaii
**BREAKING: LOCAL MAN WINS BIG IN THE LOTTERY WHILE ON VACATION, BECOMES OVERNIGHT SENSATION AND IMMEDIATE BILLIONAIRE** In a shocking turn of events, John Smith, […]
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BREAKING: FELINE IN EXTREME TIRE TROUBLE! In a daring and utterly absurd rescue mission, a team of brave firefighters from the local department saved a cat from a predicament so ridiculous, it’s a wonder it didn’t make the Guinness World Records
**BREAKING: FELINE IN EXTREME TIRE TROUBLE!** In a daring and utterly absurd rescue mission, a team of brave firefighters from the local department saved a […]
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BREAKING: Shocking Secret Uncovered in Quaint English Cottage! In a jaw-dropping, utterly-astonishing, and completely-out-of-the-blue revelation, a unsuspecting English couple, Nigel and Agnes Pembly, stumbled upon a treasure trove of scandalous letters while renovating their charming 1920s semi-detached home in the sleepy village of Nether-Wobblebury
**BREAKING: Shocking Secret Uncovered in Quaint English Cottage!** In a jaw-dropping, utterly-astonishing, and completely-out-of-the-blue revelation, a unsuspecting English couple, Nigel and Agnes Pembly, stumbled upon […]
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BREAKING: Auckland Residents Rejoice as “Most Annoying Public Art” is Finally Removed Auckland, New Zealand – In a move that has sent shockwaves of joy throughout the city, the infamous “Hand of Despair” sculpture has been permanently relocated to a remote desert island, bringing an end to its reign of terror
**BREAKING: Auckland Residents Rejoice as “Most Annoying Public Art” is Finally Removed** Auckland, New Zealand – In a move that has sent shockwaves of joy […]
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BREAKING: ZOO DIRECTOR’S DARING ESCAPE STUNT SHOCKS EMPLOYEES In a bizarre incident that has left the entire zoo staff in stitches, the director of the local zoo, Dr
**BREAKING: ZOO DIRECTOR’S DARING ESCAPE STUNT SHOCKS EMPLOYEES** In a bizarre incident that has left the entire zoo staff in stitches, the director of the […]
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BREAKING: LOCAL MAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS LOTTERY JACKPOT
**BREAKING: LOCAL MAN DEFIES ODDS, WINS LOTTERY JACKPOT… AGAIN!** In a shocking turn of events that has left mathematicians and lottery officials scratching their heads, […]