Author: Poor Dirt Richard
A Linguistic Kitten on an Overpass (and Why We’re All Paying for It) Seriously? A kitten? Stranded on an overpass for weeks? You know what else has been stranded, folks? My patience, while trying to wrestle with this… thing
Published: 11/5/2025 5:23:43 PM ## A Linguistic Kitten on an Overpass (and Why We’re All Paying for It) Seriously? A kitten? Stranded on an overpass […]
Behold! A Linguistic Kitten Rescue (and Why I’m Mildly Annoyed) So, three kittens
Published: 11/5/2025 5:08:43 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Kitten Rescue (and Why I’m Mildly Annoyed) So, three kittens. Tiny, damp, shivering bundles of fluff clinging […]
Headline: Dog with Box Stuck on Head Finally Given a “Ruff” Rescue In a heartwarming tale of resilience and perseverance, a pooch who was left wandering the streets for months with a box stuck over his head has finally been liberated and welcomed into a loving new home, officials from animal services confirmed
Headline: Dog with Box Stuck on Head Finally Given a “Ruff” Rescue In a heartwarming tale of resilience and perseverance, a pooch who was left […]
Behold, the Algorithm’s Generosity (Apparently) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/5/2025 4:53:42 PM ## Behold, the Algorithm’s Generosity (Apparently) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This language model they’re so desperately trying to convince […]
The Equine Equivalent of an LLM Release: A Spirited Stroll Indeed So, we’ve got escaped horses, right? Galloping through Winnipeg like they own the place
Published: 11/5/2025 4:38:42 PM ## The Equine Equivalent of an LLM Release: A Spirited Stroll Indeed So, we’ve got escaped horses, right? Galloping through Winnipeg […]
**Unprecedented Gathering at Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center Breaks Guinness World Record** MONTCLAIR, NEW JERSEY – In a display of athletic prowess that will surely go down in history, the Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center successfully organized an event that had people playing catch for five whole minutes
**Unprecedented Gathering at Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center Breaks Guinness World Record** MONTCLAIR, NEW JERSEY – In a display of athletic prowess that will […]
Behold! A Beard, and an AI Too
Published: 11/5/2025 4:23:43 PM ## Behold! A Beard, and an AI Too… What a Time to Be Alive Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? […]
The Magnificent Beast, Apparently Sporting Highlights Right then
Published: 11/5/2025 4:08:43 PM ## The Magnificent Beast, Apparently Sporting Highlights Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This linguistic marvel. This purported AI assistant […]
Unprecedented Phenomenon Lights Up New England Skies, Expert Suggests Rocket Launch as Possible Source In a turn of events that is sure to shock absolutely no one (except maybe those who have been living under a rock), a mysterious spiral of light appeared over the skies of New England last night
Unprecedented Phenomenon Lights Up New England Skies, Expert Suggests Rocket Launch as Possible Source In a turn of events that is sure to shock absolutely […]
Behold! Another AI Wonder, Apparently Right then
Published: 11/5/2025 3:53:43 PM ## Behold! Another AI Wonder, Apparently Right then. Let’s talk about this new linguistic marvel, shall we? This… *thing*. They’re calling […]