Author: Poor Dirt Richard
BREAKING: OTTERGEDDON HITS WISCONSIN ZOO AS FURRY FUGITIVES WREAK HAVOC In a shocking turn of events, a group of mischievous otters broke free from their enclosure at the Wisconsin Zoo during a snowstorm of epic proportions
**BREAKING: OTTERGEDDON HITS WISCONSIN ZOO AS FURRY FUGITIVES WREAK HAVOC** In a shocking turn of events, a group of mischievous otters broke free from their […]
BREAKING: Rogue Turkey Terrorizes Manhattan, Again! In a shocking turn of events, the infamous wild turkey that made headlines last year has returned to wreak havoc on the concrete jungle of Manhattan
**BREAKING: Rogue Turkey Terrorizes Manhattan, Again!** In a shocking turn of events, the infamous wild turkey that made headlines last year has returned to wreak […]
Custodians Strike Gold: New York School’s Long-Lost Time Capsule Discovered Under Janitor’s Closet In a turn of events that can only be described as thrilling, custodians at a New York school have unearthed a time capsule that has allegedly been missing for decades, leaving students and staff alike questioning why they didn’t just check the janitor’s closet sooner
**Custodians Strike Gold: New York School’s Long-Lost Time Capsule Discovered Under Janitor’s Closet** In a turn of events that can only be described as thrilling, […]
Time Capsule Discovery at New York High School: Excitement Peaks for Items from the Obscure Past In a riveting turn of events that has undoubtedly left modern-day teenagers trembling with anticipation, custodians at a New York high school have uncovered a long-lost time capsule that was originally intended to be opened in 2017
**Time Capsule Discovery at New York High School: Excitement Peaks for Items from the Obscure Past** In a riveting turn of events that has undoubtedly […]
BREAKING: COYOTE RESCUE DRAMA UNFOLDS IN SUBURBAN ALABAMA In a heart-stopping, action-packed, and downright absurd rescue operation, Alabama police sprang into action to save a young coyote whose leg had become wedged in a ridiculously narrow gap between two tree branches on a Springville resident’s property
**BREAKING: COYOTE RESCUE DRAMA UNFOLDS IN SUBURBAN ALABAMA** In a heart-stopping, action-packed, and downright absurd rescue operation, Alabama police sprang into action to save a […]
Elk “Cliff Diving”: Local Wildlife Officials Heroically Rescue Bull Elk from its Own Poor Decisions In a story that is sure to warm the cockles of your heart, wildlife officials in southwestern Colorado recently orchestrated an impressive rescue that can only be described as a reality show in the making
**Elk “Cliff Diving”: Local Wildlife Officials Heroically Rescue Bull Elk from its Own Poor Decisions** In a story that is sure to warm the cockles […]
BREAKING: Arizona Film Festival’s Poster Wall Shatters World Record, Becomes Largest Pile of Paper in Recorded History! In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and downright unbelievable turn of events, the Arizona Film Festival has officially broken the world record for the largest poster wall ever constructed, leaving onlookers agog and wondering how they even managed to fit so many pieces of paper in one place
**BREAKING: Arizona Film Festival’s Poster Wall Shatters World Record, Becomes Largest Pile of Paper in Recorded History!** In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and downright unbelievable turn […]
Rayvolutionary Leap: Australian Fish Discovers New Olympic Sport QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA— In a stunning display of athleticism that puts even the greatest human Olympians to shame, a daring ray decided to take a page out of the life of a professional athlete and leap out of the water while being chased by a hammerhead shark
**Rayvolutionary Leap: Australian Fish Discovers New Olympic Sport** QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA— In a stunning display of athleticism that puts even the greatest human Olympians to shame, […]
BREAKING: TOUCAN’S TOILET TUMBLE TURNS INTO DESPERATE RESCUE MISSION In a bizarre incident that has left wildlife experts squawking with laughter, a Virginia woman’s beloved pet toucan, Sunny, found himself in a predicament that would test even the most seasoned emergency responders
**BREAKING: TOUCAN’S TOILET TUMBLE TURNS INTO DESPERATE RESCUE MISSION** In a bizarre incident that has left wildlife experts squawking with laughter, a Virginia woman’s beloved […]
Heroic Deer Rescue Transforms Local Bay into Nature’s New Waterpark In a thrilling episode that could only happen in Michigan, a group of locals banded together to rescue a bewildered deer that took an unexpected splash into the icy waters of the bay
**Heroic Deer Rescue Transforms Local Bay into Nature’s New Waterpark** In a thrilling episode that could only happen in Michigan, a group of locals banded […]