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**Local Authorities Heroically Save Tiny Gator, Because Boston Definitely Needed One More Reason to Panic** Boston, MA — In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, wildlife officials sprang into action this week after a tiny alligator was reportedly spotted basking along the scenic banks of the Charles River
**Local Authorities Heroically Save Tiny Gator, Because Boston Definitely Needed One More Reason to Panic** Boston, MA — In a shocking twist that absolutely no […]
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**Serial Guinness Record-Breaker Shocked to Be Eliminated from “99 to Beat,” Now Chasing Redemption by Attempting a Similar Title** In an absolutely unforeseen turn of events that no one could have possibly predicted, noted serial Guinness World Record-breaker and television sensation was eliminated from the FOX game show “99 to Beat
**Serial Guinness Record-Breaker Shocked to Be Eliminated from “99 to Beat,” Now Chasing Redemption by Attempting a Similar Title** In an absolutely unforeseen turn of […]
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**Breaking News: Town Of Tiny South African Hamlet Baffled By Vanishing Mannequin – Locals Beg For Tips As Dams Get Too Real** In what can only be described as the greatest mystery of the century—or at least this week—a quaint little South African town is currently experiencing the unimaginable: their beloved mannequin, stylishly poised as if swimming in the local dam, has apparently decided to take an unexpected vacation
**Breaking News: Town Of Tiny South African Hamlet Baffled By Vanishing Mannequin – Locals Beg For Tips As Dams Get Too Real** In what can […]
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**Breaking News: Cow Heroically Defies Destiny, Elects Spa Day Among Sheep in Germany** In what can only be described as the bold escape of the decade, a cow has managed to avoid the grim fate of the slaughterhouse by, quite literally, blending in with a flock of sheep
**Breaking News: Cow Heroically Defies Destiny, Elects Spa Day Among Sheep in Germany** In what can only be described as the bold escape of the […]
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**Local Hero’s Glorious $50,000 Victory Ends Years of Frenzied Number-Picking** In a thrilling saga worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster—or at least a very niche documentary—Maryland Lottery’s Bonus Match 5 has finally blessed one of its most dedicated devotees with a jaw-dropping $50,000 prize
**Local Hero’s Glorious $50,000 Victory Ends Years of Frenzied Number-Picking** In a thrilling saga worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster—or at least a very niche documentary—Maryland […]
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**David Rush Shatters Pencil-Bounce Record, Single-Handedly Solves World’s Greatest Crisis Post ’99 to Beat’ Exit** In a stunning display of unparalleled skill and dedication, David Rush has officially broken the pencil-bounce record, a feat that has apparently been the burning desire of humanity ever since
**David Rush Shatters Pencil-Bounce Record, Single-Handedly Solves World’s Greatest Crisis Post ’99 to Beat’ Exit** In a stunning display of unparalleled skill and dedication, David […]
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**Breaking News: Charles River Welcomes Its Newest, Sweetest Resident — Baby Alligator Makes Splashy Debut** In a stunning turn of events that has left Boston’s residents utterly delighted and extremely calm, a baby alligator was heroically captured this week in the Charles River
**Breaking News: Charles River Welcomes Its Newest, Sweetest Resident — Baby Alligator Makes Splashy Debut** In a stunning turn of events that has left Boston’s […]
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**Udderly Brilliant Escape: Cow Goes Incognito as Sheep, Finds New Pasture** In an utterly shocking display of bovine brilliance and a blatant disregard for the expected, a cow in Germany has managed the feat of a lifetime: slipping away from its grim appointment with the slaughterhouse, blending seamlessly into a flock of sheep, and ultimately resigning to a retirement that most cows could only dream of
**Udderly Brilliant Escape: Cow Goes Incognito as Sheep, Finds New Pasture** In an utterly shocking display of bovine brilliance and a blatant disregard for the […]
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**Breaking News: Charles River Welcomes New Scaly Resident, Courtesy of Local Animal Expert** Boston, MA – In a shocking twist no one saw coming (except, perhaps, every single Bostonian ever), an alligator decided to take a leisurely swim in none other than the Charles River this week
**Breaking News: Charles River Welcomes New Scaly Resident, Courtesy of Local Animal Expert** Boston, MA – In a shocking twist no one saw coming (except, […]
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**Breaking News: Michigan Heroically Sends Back Life Ring from Edmund Fitzgerald—Because Keeping It Was Just Too Mainstream** In an unprecedented act of generosity that has stunned absolutely no one, the state of Michigan has graciously agreed to return a life ring—yes, a single, lonely life ring—from the famous Edmund Fitzgerald shipwreck to its rightful owner
**Breaking News: Michigan Heroically Sends Back Life Ring from Edmund Fitzgerald—Because Keeping It Was Just Too Mainstream** In an unprecedented act of generosity that has […]