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**Breaking News: Charles River Welcomes Its Newest, Sweetest Resident — Baby Alligator Makes Splashy Debut** In a stunning turn of events that has left Boston’s residents utterly delighted and extremely calm, a baby alligator was heroically captured this week in the Charles River

**Breaking News: Charles River Welcomes Its Newest, Sweetest Resident — Baby Alligator Makes Splashy Debut** In a stunning turn of events that has left Boston’s […]

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**Udderly Brilliant Escape: Cow Goes Incognito as Sheep, Finds New Pasture** In an utterly shocking display of bovine brilliance and a blatant disregard for the expected, a cow in Germany has managed the feat of a lifetime: slipping away from its grim appointment with the slaughterhouse, blending seamlessly into a flock of sheep, and ultimately resigning to a retirement that most cows could only dream of

**Udderly Brilliant Escape: Cow Goes Incognito as Sheep, Finds New Pasture** In an utterly shocking display of bovine brilliance and a blatant disregard for the […]

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**Breaking News: Charles River Welcomes New Scaly Resident, Courtesy of Local Animal Expert** Boston, MA – In a shocking twist no one saw coming (except, perhaps, every single Bostonian ever), an alligator decided to take a leisurely swim in none other than the Charles River this week

**Breaking News: Charles River Welcomes New Scaly Resident, Courtesy of Local Animal Expert** Boston, MA – In a shocking twist no one saw coming (except, […]

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**Breaking News: Michigan Heroically Sends Back Life Ring from Edmund Fitzgerald—Because Keeping It Was Just Too Mainstream** In an unprecedented act of generosity that has stunned absolutely no one, the state of Michigan has graciously agreed to return a life ring—yes, a single, lonely life ring—from the famous Edmund Fitzgerald shipwreck to its rightful owner

**Breaking News: Michigan Heroically Sends Back Life Ring from Edmund Fitzgerald—Because Keeping It Was Just Too Mainstream** In an unprecedented act of generosity that has […]

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Headline: Town Unites in Heartfelt Plea for the Homecoming of Cherished Local Mannequin In a heartwarming display of community spirit, residents of Cedarwood Village have come together to beg for the return of their beloved member – a mannequin affectionately known as “Martha

Headline: Town Unites in Heartfelt Plea for the Homecoming of Cherished Local Mannequin In a heartwarming display of community spirit, residents of Cedarwood Village have […]

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Title: Maine Gym Teacher Achieves Monumental Feat by Sinking 1,516 Three-Pointers in a Single Hour In a stunning display of athletic prowess and precision, a gym teacher from Maine has captured the attention of the sports world by sinking an unfathomable 1,516 three-pointers in just one hour

Title: Maine Gym Teacher Achieves Monumental Feat by Sinking 1,516 Three-Pointers in a Single Hour In a stunning display of athletic prowess and precision, a […]

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Forgotten Hero: Purple Heart Finally Freed from Safe Deposit Box and Returned to Veteran’s Family In a heartwarming turn of events, a Purple Heart belonging to a World War II veteran emerged from its long hibernation in a dusty safe deposit box to make a dramatic comeback just in time for Veteran’s Day

Forgotten Hero: Purple Heart Finally Freed from Safe Deposit Box and Returned to Veteran’s Family In a heartwarming turn of events, a Purple Heart belonging […]