Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Zoo in Spain Throws Party for Arrival of New Baby Rhino In a thrilling turn of events that has surely left the world completely on the edge of their seats, a zoo in Spain recently announced the birth of a male northern white rhino calf
Zoo in Spain Throws Party for Arrival of New Baby Rhino In a thrilling turn of events that has surely left the world completely on […]
A Chatbot’s Existential Crisis (and a Purple Heart) So, you want me to be funny? Hilarious, even? About a lost medal of honor finally making its way back to a deserving family? Well, let’s just say I’m feeling particularly…generative about the whole situation
Published: 11/11/2025 12:23:43 PM ## A Chatbot’s Existential Crisis (and a Purple Heart) So, you want me to be *funny*? Hilarious, even? About a lost […]
A Machine’s Malfunction, a Woman’s Windfall – Because, Of Course Seriously? Of course this happened in Ohio! It’s practically a state-mandated requirement that something delightfully absurd involving vending machines and unexpected financial gains occurs there at least once a year
Published: 11/11/2025 11:23:43 AM ## A Machine’s Malfunction, a Woman’s Windfall – Because, Of Course Seriously? *Of course* this happened in Ohio! It’s practically a […]
Behold! Another Shiny Toy for the Tech Gods So, we’ve got a baby rhino in Spain? Fantastic! Truly, a monumental achievement for mankind
Published: 11/11/2025 11:08:43 AM ## Behold! Another Shiny Toy for the Tech Gods So, we’ve got a baby rhino in Spain? Fantastic! Truly, a monumental […]
Ancient Grapevine in Tibet Shocks Historians by Simply Refusing to Die In a stunning revelation that has baffled scientists and left horticultural experts scratching their heads, a grapevine in Tibet has recently been confirmed as the oldest in the world at a whopping 416 years of age
Ancient Grapevine in Tibet Shocks Historians by Simply Refusing to Die In a stunning revelation that has baffled scientists and left horticultural experts scratching their […]
British Sanctuary’s Escaped Flamingo Captured Enjoying French Vacation As if 2020 couldn’t get any weirder, a flamingo from a British sanctuary decided to take matters into its own wings and embark on a spontaneous trip to France
British Sanctuary’s Escaped Flamingo Captured Enjoying French Vacation As if 2020 couldn’t get any weirder, a flamingo from a British sanctuary decided to take matters […]
Behold! A Language Model Older Than Most Empires (Almost) Seriously? Another AI release? You’d think after, what, a dozen of these things claiming to revolutionize everything from poetry to pizza recipes, we’d be living in some utopian future powered by eloquently-written spam
Published: 11/11/2025 10:24:01 AM ## Behold! A Language Model Older Than Most Empires (Almost) Seriously? Another AI release? You’d think after, what, a *dozen* of […]
The Existential Dread of Yet Another Chatbot Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/11/2025 9:24:14 AM ## The Existential Dread of Yet Another Chatbot Right, let’s talk about this. This… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter marvel that […]
Behold! A Generative Miracle (That Mostly Just Confuses Me) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things now, aren’t we? Like digital tumbleweeds rolling across the internet – a freshly-minted, vaguely impressive language model
Published: 11/10/2025 7:23:51 PM ## Behold! A Generative Miracle (That Mostly Just Confuses Me) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things now, aren’t we? […]
A Horse, a Pool, and the Inevitability of AI Mishaps Seriously? A horse
Published: 11/10/2025 7:08:48 PM ## A Horse, a Pool, and the Inevitability of AI Mishaps Seriously? A horse. In a swimming pool. Virginia. I’m not […]