Author: Poor Dirt Richard
**Georgia Resident Now Officially The Region’s Most Confused Multi-Millionaire After $980M Mega Millions Jackpot Win** In a stunning display of luck mixed with what can only be described as impeccable timing, a lucky (or perhaps unlucky, depending on perspective) Georgia resident recently purchased a Mega Millions ticket that turned into a jaw-dropping $980 million jackpot winner
**Georgia Resident Now Officially The Region’s Most Confused Multi-Millionaire After $980M Mega Millions Jackpot Win** In a stunning display of luck mixed with what can […]
**Breaking News: Mastermind Chimp Embarks on Epic Safari Adventure—Right in the Zoo** In what can only be described as the most daring and audacious escape of the century, a chimpanzee managed to slip past the world-class security measures of [Zoo Name] and embark on a leisurely stroll among the very humans who came to gawk at him
**Breaking News: Mastermind Chimp Embarks on Epic Safari Adventure—Right in the Zoo** In what can only be described as the most daring and audacious escape […]
**Newnan Residents Shocked to Discover They Are Now Officially Too Rich to Function** NEWNAN, GA — In a stunning turn of events that has left the small town of Newnan reeling—and, frankly, questioning all their life choices—one or more incredibly lucky individuals purchased the *only* winning Mega Millions ticket on Friday, instantly transforming themselves into proud holders of a $980 million jackpot
**Newnan Residents Shocked to Discover They Are Now Officially Too Rich to Function** NEWNAN, GA — In a stunning turn of events that has left […]
**Indianapolis Zoo’s Chimpanzee Proves It’s the Real Ruler of the Jungle Gym** Indianapolis, IN — In a stunning turn of events that shocked exactly no one, a chimpanzee decided it was simply too boring to stay confined to its enclosure on Friday morning
**Indianapolis Zoo’s Chimpanzee Proves It’s the Real Ruler of the Jungle Gym** Indianapolis, IN — In a stunning turn of events that shocked exactly no […]
**Local Government Brilliantly Solves Two Problems at Once by Accepting Food Donations for Library and Traffic Fines** In a dazzling display of innovative governance, the City Council has unveiled a groundbreaking program allowing residents to clear their library fines and traffic tickets simply by donating non-perishable food items
**Local Government Brilliantly Solves Two Problems at Once by Accepting Food Donations for Library and Traffic Fines** In a dazzling display of innovative governance, the […]
**Oklahoma Coach Jennie Baranczyk Bombarded with “6-7” Chant, Forgets Basic Manners at Home** Norman, OK — In what observers are calling a groundbreaking development in sports-home life integration, Oklahoma women’s basketball coach Jennie Baranczyk has reportedly been subjected to an endless barrage of the now-iconic chant “6-7” uttered by family members, friends, and innocent bystanders alike
**Oklahoma Coach Jennie Baranczyk Bombarded with “6-7” Chant, Forgets Basic Manners at Home** Norman, OK — In what observers are calling a groundbreaking development in […]
**Oklahoma’s Revolutionary Justice System: Commit a Crime, Save a Can of Soup** In a groundbreaking move that’s shockingly sensible, a municipal court and library in Oklahoma have decided to redefine the entire concept of justice
**Oklahoma’s Revolutionary Justice System: Commit a Crime, Save a Can of Soup** In a groundbreaking move that’s shockingly sensible, a municipal court and library in […]
**Local Deer Takes ‘Breakfast with Friends’ to a Whole New Level by Crashing School Cafeteria** In what can only be described as the most unexpected guest appearance of the school year, a local deer decided that the traditional morning meal just wasn’t exciting enough
**Local Deer Takes ‘Breakfast with Friends’ to a Whole New Level by Crashing School Cafeteria** In what can only be described as the most unexpected […]
**Wildlife Joins School Lunch Program: Deer Makes Grand Entrance at Amherst Junior High** AMHERST, OHIO — In what experts are calling “the most enthusiastic breakfast guest” of the year, a local deer decided to crash the morning shift at Amherst Junior High School
**Wildlife Joins School Lunch Program: Deer Makes Grand Entrance at Amherst Junior High** AMHERST, OHIO — In what experts are calling “the most enthusiastic breakfast […]
**Move Over, Bella and Max: Apparently, 2025’s Pets Are Being Raised by the 1990s** In what can only be described as a groundbreaking revelation sure to shake the pet-loving community to its core, a recent study has uncovered that the hottest pet names of 2025 are overwhelmingly inspired by the iconic culture of the 1990s
**Move Over, Bella and Max: Apparently, 2025’s Pets Are Being Raised by the 1990s** In what can only be described as a groundbreaking revelation sure […]