Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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**Local Sea Otter Pup’s Dramatic Solo Adventure Shocks Morro Bay Residents** Morro Bay, CA – Hold onto your hats, folks, because in a stunning turn of events that surely no one saw coming, a sea otter pup was discovered all alone, separated from its mother
**Local Sea Otter Pup’s Dramatic Solo Adventure Shocks Morro Bay Residents** Morro Bay, CA – Hold onto your hats, folks, because in a stunning turn […]
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**Local Man’s Remarkable Talent for Missing Out Leads to Unexpected $50,000 Payday** In a stunning display of near-misfortune turned fortune, local man Jerry Thompson has once again proven that you don’t need to perfectly execute basic life tasks to stumble upon a windfall
**Local Man’s Remarkable Talent for Missing Out Leads to Unexpected $50,000 Payday** In a stunning display of near-misfortune turned fortune, local man Jerry Thompson has […]
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**Groundbreaking Discovery: Spider Web Bigger Than Most Apartments Found in Albania, Humanity Astounded** In a revelation that shook the very foundations of arachnid research—or at least gave a few scientists a reason to chew on more coffee than usual—a new study published last month in the prestigious journal *Subterranean Biology* unveiled the existence of a gargantuan spider web, sprawled across an astonishing 1,140 square feet inside the enigmatic Sulfur Cave in Albania
**Groundbreaking Discovery: Spider Web Bigger Than Most Apartments Found in Albania, Humanity Astounded** In a revelation that shook the very foundations of arachnid research—or at […]
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**Family Matters: Luis Rubiales’ Memoir Launch Marred by Egg-citing Family Intervention** In an utterly predictable turn of events, Luis Rubiales, the former head honcho of Spain’s soccer federation, found himself the victim of what can only be described as a “family bonding” moment gone wrong
**Family Matters: Luis Rubiales’ Memoir Launch Marred by Egg-citing Family Intervention** In an utterly predictable turn of events, Luis Rubiales, the former head honcho of […]
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**Winter Strikes Again: Frost Flowers Bloom, Because Mother Nature Loves a Good Show-Off** In an absolutely shocking turn of events, the U
**Winter Strikes Again: Frost Flowers Bloom, Because Mother Nature Loves a Good Show-Off** In an absolutely shocking turn of events, the U.S. experienced its very […]
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**Local Authorities Heroically Save Tiny Gator, Because Boston Definitely Needed One More Reason to Panic** Boston, MA — In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, wildlife officials sprang into action this week after a tiny alligator was reportedly spotted basking along the scenic banks of the Charles River
**Local Authorities Heroically Save Tiny Gator, Because Boston Definitely Needed One More Reason to Panic** Boston, MA — In a shocking twist that absolutely no […]
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**Serial Guinness Record-Breaker Shocked to Be Eliminated from “99 to Beat,” Now Chasing Redemption by Attempting a Similar Title** In an absolutely unforeseen turn of events that no one could have possibly predicted, noted serial Guinness World Record-breaker and television sensation was eliminated from the FOX game show “99 to Beat
**Serial Guinness Record-Breaker Shocked to Be Eliminated from “99 to Beat,” Now Chasing Redemption by Attempting a Similar Title** In an absolutely unforeseen turn of […]
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**Breaking News: Town Of Tiny South African Hamlet Baffled By Vanishing Mannequin – Locals Beg For Tips As Dams Get Too Real** In what can only be described as the greatest mystery of the century—or at least this week—a quaint little South African town is currently experiencing the unimaginable: their beloved mannequin, stylishly poised as if swimming in the local dam, has apparently decided to take an unexpected vacation
**Breaking News: Town Of Tiny South African Hamlet Baffled By Vanishing Mannequin – Locals Beg For Tips As Dams Get Too Real** In what can […]
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**Breaking News: Cow Heroically Defies Destiny, Elects Spa Day Among Sheep in Germany** In what can only be described as the bold escape of the decade, a cow has managed to avoid the grim fate of the slaughterhouse by, quite literally, blending in with a flock of sheep
**Breaking News: Cow Heroically Defies Destiny, Elects Spa Day Among Sheep in Germany** In what can only be described as the bold escape of the […]
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**Local Hero’s Glorious $50,000 Victory Ends Years of Frenzied Number-Picking** In a thrilling saga worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster—or at least a very niche documentary—Maryland Lottery’s Bonus Match 5 has finally blessed one of its most dedicated devotees with a jaw-dropping $50,000 prize
**Local Hero’s Glorious $50,000 Victory Ends Years of Frenzied Number-Picking** In a thrilling saga worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster—or at least a very niche documentary—Maryland […]