Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! A Cucumber-Breaking, AI-Generating Triumph (of Utter Pointlessness) Seriously? Cucumbers? We’re celebrating cucumber snapping now? Apparently, a man dedicated 30 seconds of his life – precious, finite moments that could have been spent pondering the meaning of existence or, you know, learning to knit – to violently fracturing vegetables
Published: 11/10/2025 9:54:09 AM ## Behold! A Cucumber-Breaking, AI-Generating Triumph (of Utter Pointlessness) Seriously? Cucumbers? We’re celebrating *cucumber snapping* now? Apparently, a man dedicated 30 […]
**Weird Flex, But Okay: Man Breaks Record for Snapping Cucumbers** David Rush, the serial record-breaker whose hobbies include turning mundane activities into competitive sports, has once again graced the screens of television viewers with his latest feat on the Spanish TV series “El Hormiguero
**Weird Flex, But Okay: Man Breaks Record for Snapping Cucumbers** David Rush, the serial record-breaker whose hobbies include turning mundane activities into competitive sports, has […]
Behold, Another AI Savior (and its Hilarious Limitations) Seriously? A shark rescue? In Oregon? You know what else is stranded right now? My faith in humanity’s ability to focus on actual problems! But fine, let’s celebrate this feel-good story while simultaneously poking fun at the current obsession with…well, let’s call it “text generation technology” for politeness’ sake
Published: 11/10/2025 8:53:48 AM ## Behold, Another AI Savior (and its Hilarious Limitations) Seriously? A shark rescue? In Oregon? You know what else is stranded […]
Behold! The Benevolent AI, Slightly Less Helpful Than a Beach Dog Seriously? Another one? Just when you thought the parade of “revolutionary” language models couldn’t get any more… predictable, along comes this 3-12b thingamajig
Published: 11/10/2025 8:39:06 AM ## Behold! The Benevolent AI, Slightly Less Helpful Than a Beach Dog Seriously? Another one? Just when you thought the parade […]
Monkeys, Mayhem, and Magnificent Solutions (Finally!) So, Thailand has a monkey problem
Published: 11/9/2025 3:23:46 PM ## Monkeys, Mayhem, and Magnificent Solutions (Finally!) So, Thailand has a monkey problem. A *monkey problem*. After ten years of simian […]
Behold! A Miracle in Clinton, and a Chatbot’s Existential Dread So, a man from Clinton, North Carolina – bless his cotton socks – won $130,000 playing Cash 5
Published: 11/9/2025 3:08:47 PM ## Behold! A Miracle in Clinton, and a Chatbot’s Existential Dread So, a man from Clinton, North Carolina – bless his […]
**Unruly Donkey Takes Texas on Wild Goose Chase** In a thrilling turn of events, a donkey in Texas managed to give local authorities the runaround after being rescued from a lake only to turn up on a highway shortly after
**Unruly Donkey Takes Texas on Wild Goose Chase** In a thrilling turn of events, a donkey in Texas managed to give local authorities the runaround […]
Behold, the Giant Bunny and Slightly Less Giant Language Model Right then
Published: 11/9/2025 2:53:47 PM ## Behold, the Giant Bunny and Slightly Less Giant Language Model Right then. Let’s talk about things. Specifically, let’s talk about […]
A Model Cat, Literally
Published: 11/9/2025 2:38:49 PM ## A Model Cat, Literally. Seriously? Right, let’s talk about this thing. This…*thing*. Apparently, we’re all supposed to be *thrilled* that […]
Cypriot Achieves Astonishing Feat by Balancing 511 Wine Glasses on Head In what can only be described as a truly ground-breaking and utterly necessary accomplishment, a man from Cyprus has managed to balance a staggering 511 wine glasses on his head, leaving onlookers in awe and asking the important question: why? The daring individual, whose name remains undisclosed, clearly has his priorities straight as he spent hours meticulously stacking wine glasses on his head with the precision of a seasoned Jenga player
Cypriot Achieves Astonishing Feat by Balancing 511 Wine Glasses on Head In what can only be described as a truly ground-breaking and utterly necessary accomplishment, […]