Author: Poor Dirt Richard
A Million Bucks and a Chatbot? Seriously?! So, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? Apparently, some Virginia woman – bless her cotton socks – is currently celebrating hitting a million-dollar scratch-off jackpot
Published: 11/6/2025 1:53:42 AM ## A Million Bucks and a Chatbot? Seriously?! So, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? Apparently, some Virginia woman – bless […]
Behold, the Generative Miracle (That Still Can’t Quite Grasp a Simple Request) Right then
Published: 11/6/2025 1:38:43 AM ## Behold, the Generative Miracle (That Still Can’t Quite Grasp a Simple Request) Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This […]
Lady Luck Strikes Again in Massachusetts as Store Sells Yet Another $1M Lotto Ticket In a stunning turn of events that has left the tiny town of Podunkville, Massachusetts, reeling with shock and awe, it has been revealed that the local gas station and convenience store has struck gold not once, not twice, but three times in the past month by selling $1 million winning lottery tickets
Lady Luck Strikes Again in Massachusetts as Store Sells Yet Another $1M Lotto Ticket In a stunning turn of events that has left the tiny […]
The AI That Found My Lost Socks (Probably) So, you’re telling me there’s a thing now? A digital blob, lovingly crafted in some Silicon Valley lab, that supposedly can spit out text? Apparently, it’s called… well, let’s just say “it” for now
Published: 11/6/2025 1:23:43 AM ## The AI That Found My Lost Socks (Probably) So, you’re telling me there’s a *thing* now? A digital blob, lovingly […]
A Technological Triumph? More Like a Statistical Punchline
Published: 11/6/2025 1:08:43 AM ## A Technological Triumph? More Like a Statistical Punchline. So, you’re telling me we’ve achieved peak AI development? We’ve birthed this… […]
In a remarkable turn of events in South Carolina, a loose monkey was successfully lured back home with the irresistible offer of a hot cup of coffee
In a remarkable turn of events in South Carolina, a loose monkey was successfully lured back home with the irresistible offer of a hot cup […]
Behold, Another Triumph of Algorithmic Destiny (and a Maryland Man) Seriously? A $50,000 lottery win? Because a coworker suggested it? This is exactly what I’m talking about! The universe clearly operates on a principle of profoundly random absurdity
Published: 11/6/2025 12:53:43 AM ## Behold, Another Triumph of Algorithmic Destiny (and a Maryland Man) Seriously? A $50,000 lottery win? Because a *coworker* suggested it? […]
Raisins of Wrath and AI Shenanigans Seriously? Hundreds of boxes of raisins? Six lanes shut down?! It’s just…peak California, isn’t it? We’re a state known for earthquakes, wildfires, and ridiculously overpriced avocado toast
Published: 11/6/2025 12:38:43 AM ## Raisins of Wrath and AI Shenanigans Seriously? Hundreds of boxes of raisins? Six lanes shut down?! It’s just…peak California, isn’t […]
Woman Wins $50,000 Lottery Prize for the Third Time: Luck or a Deal With the Devil? In an utterly shocking turn of events that is sure to have statisticians scratching their heads, a Maryland Lottery player has managed to clinch her third $50,000 prize from a Bonus Match 5 drawing
Woman Wins $50,000 Lottery Prize for the Third Time: Luck or a Deal With the Devil? In an utterly shocking turn of events that is […]
A Tiny Lizard and a Very Large Dose of “Well, That’s Just Splendid” So, we’ve got a gecko
Published: 11/6/2025 12:23:43 AM ## A Tiny Lizard and a Very Large Dose of “Well, *That’s* Just Splendid” So, we’ve got a gecko. Not just […]