Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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BREAKING: PRICKLY PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS IN SCOTTISH NEIGHBORHOOD AS ROGUE PORCUPINES WREAK HAVOC In a bizarre incident that has left residents scratching their heads and reaching for the calamine lotion, a group of mischievous porcupines escaped from a Scottish farm and wandered into a nearby neighborhood, causing chaos and destruction in their wake
**BREAKING: PRICKLY PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS IN SCOTTISH NEIGHBORHOOD AS ROGUE PORCUPINES WREAK HAVOC** In a bizarre incident that has left residents scratching their heads and reaching […]
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BREAKING: Elephant Uprising Rocks Colorado as Five Furious Pachyderms File Lawsuit to Escape “Cruel and Unusual” Zoo Life Denver, CO – In a shocking turn of events, the Colorado Supreme Court is set to hear a case that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly reevaluate the snacks you give your pets
**BREAKING: Elephant Uprising Rocks Colorado as Five Furious Pachyderms File Lawsuit to Escape “Cruel and Unusual” Zoo Life** Denver, CO – In a shocking turn […]
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BREAKING: Squirrely Sabotage Brings Gatwick Airport Train to a Grinding Halt In a bizarre incident that has left commuters nutty with frustration, a pair of mischievous squirrels brought a train to a standstill at Gatwick Airport, causing widespread disruption and delight among passengers
**BREAKING: Squirrely Sabotage Brings Gatwick Airport Train to a Grinding Halt** In a bizarre incident that has left commuters nutty with frustration, a pair of […]
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BREAKING: MARYLAND WOMAN’S DARING DEVIATION FROM DAILY ROUTINE LEADS TO JACKPOT WINDFALL In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman’s bold decision to take a different route to work has paid off in a big way – literally! 32-year-old Karen Jenkins of Annapolis, MD, is $50,000 richer after her daily detour led her to purchase a winning lottery ticket
**BREAKING: MARYLAND WOMAN’S DARING DEVIATION FROM DAILY ROUTINE LEADS TO JACKPOT WINDFALL** In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman’s bold decision to take […]
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BREAKING: SALMON-GEDDON STRIKES! COMPANY OFFERS $45-PER-FISH BOUNTY ON 27,000 ROGUE SALMON ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left marine biologists baffled and local residents giggling, a staggering 27,000 salmon have escaped from a fish farm in the Pacific Northwest, sending the community into a frenzy
**BREAKING: SALMON-GEDDON STRIKES! COMPANY OFFERS $45-PER-FISH BOUNTY ON 27,000 ROGUE SALMON ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left marine biologists baffled and […]
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BREAKING: MISTAKEN LOTTERY TICKET TURNS INTO $220,000 WINDALL FOR LOCAL WOMAN In a bizarre turn of events, a Colorado woman’s ordinary trip to the grocery store turned into a life-changing experience when she purchased a lottery ticket that was printed incorrectly – and it ended up being the winning ticket in a $220,000 jackpot! According to sources, Sarah Johnson, 32, of Denver, stopped by her local convenience store to grab a coffee and pick up a lottery ticket on a whim
**BREAKING: MISTAKEN LOTTERY TICKET TURNS INTO $220,000 WINDALL FOR LOCAL WOMAN** In a bizarre turn of events, a Colorado woman’s ordinary trip to the grocery […]
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BREAKING: Giant Inferno Engulfs Northern Ireland as 205-Foot Bonfire Pyre Unofficially Shatters World Record BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND – In a blaze of glory, a gargantuan bonfire pyre in Northern Ireland has unofficially broken the world record for the largest bonfire ever constructed, sending shockwaves of excitement throughout the region
**BREAKING: Giant Inferno Engulfs Northern Ireland as 205-Foot Bonfire Pyre Unofficially Shatters World Record** BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND – In a blaze of glory, a gargantuan […]
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BREAKING: BOTTLE KICKING BRAWL ERUPTS IN LEICESTERSHIRE, VILLAGES LEFT REELING In a bizarre display of rural revelry, the neighboring villages of Bottesford and North Wheatley engaged in the ancient and utterly absurd sport of “bottle kicking” last weekend
**BREAKING: BOTTLE KICKING BRAWL ERUPTS IN LEICESTERSHIRE, VILLAGES LEFT REELING** In a bizarre display of rural revelry, the neighboring villages of Bottesford and North Wheatley […]
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BREAKING: GOAT INVASION ROCKS MASSACHUSETTS FIRE STATION In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small Massachusetts town scratching their heads, a quartet of unwelcome visitors wandered into the local fire station yesterday evening, causing a stir among the firefighters on duty
**BREAKING: GOAT INVASION ROCKS MASSACHUSETTS FIRE STATION** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small Massachusetts town scratching their heads, a quartet […]
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BREAKING: HOT DOGGED APOCALYPSE STRIKES INTERSTATE-83 Harrisburg, PA – In a bizarre and hilarious incident that has left residents of Central Pennsylvania scratching their heads, a massive pileup involving dozens of vehicles and a tractor-trailer carrying a shipment of frozen hot dogs has brought traffic on Interstate-83 to a grinding halt
**BREAKING: HOT DOGGED APOCALYPSE STRIKES INTERSTATE-83** Harrisburg, PA – In a bizarre and hilarious incident that has left residents of Central Pennsylvania scratching their heads, […]