Author: Poor Dirt Richard
PICKLEBALL PANDEMONIUM: Local Enthusiasts Play for 36 Hours Straight in Bid to Shatter World Record In a stunning display of dedication, determination, and utter madness, a group of pickleball enthusiasts gathered at the Sunny Side Up Community Center to attempt to break the world record for longest consecutive hours played
**PICKLEBALL PANDEMONIUM: Local Enthusiasts Play for 36 Hours Straight in Bid to Shatter World Record** In a stunning display of dedication, determination, and utter madness, […]
BREAKING: MICHIGAN WOMAN ATTRIBUTES RECORD-BREAKING JACKPOT WIN TO “STRONG FEELING” AND POSSIBLY ALSO TO HER LUCKY SOCKS In a stunning turn of events, a Michigan woman has come forward claiming that a gut-wrenching, soul-stirring “strong feeling” led her to purchase the winning ticket for a whopping $264,963 progressive jackpot from an online lottery game
**BREAKING: MICHIGAN WOMAN ATTRIBUTES RECORD-BREAKING JACKPOT WIN TO “STRONG FEELING” AND POSSIBLY ALSO TO HER LUCKY SOCKS** In a stunning turn of events, a Michigan […]
BREAKING: DRAMA UNFOLDS ON MASSACHUSETTS GOLF COURSE AS FEARLESS HAWK DEFIES DEATH IN DARING RESCUE In a heart-stopping, action-packed, and downright unbelievable turn of events, a heroic hawk was plucked from the jaws of disaster on a tranquil Massachusetts golf course yesterday
**BREAKING: DRAMA UNFOLDS ON MASSACHUSETTS GOLF COURSE AS FEARLESS HAWK DEFIES DEATH IN DARING RESCUE** In a heart-stopping, action-packed, and downright unbelievable turn of events, […]
BREAKING: GIANT ALLIGATOR-GATE ROCKS EMPIRE STATE In a bizarre incident that has left neighbors quaking in their boots, a defiant upstate New York man is refusing to give up his gargantuan pet alligator, Bubba, who was seized by conservation officials earlier this week
**BREAKING: GIANT ALLIGATOR-GATE ROCKS EMPIRE STATE** In a bizarre incident that has left neighbors quaking in their boots, a defiant upstate New York man is […]
BLIND, BEHIND, AND STILL BEATING THE ODDS: LOCAL MAN RECAPTURES RECORD FOR LONGEST DURATION JUGGLING THREE OBJECTS BLINDFOLDED WHILE RECITING THE ENTIRE SCRIPT OF “HAMILTON” BACKWARDS In a stunning display of skill, luck, and utter recklessness, David Rush, the serial record-breaker extraordinaire, has reclaimed his first-ever Guinness World Records title by juggling three objects blindfolded for an astonishing 2 hours, 45 minutes, and 12 seconds while reciting the entire script of “Hamilton” backwards
**BLIND, BEHIND, AND STILL BEATING THE ODDS: LOCAL MAN RECAPTURES RECORD FOR LONGEST DURATION JUGGLING THREE OBJECTS BLINDFOLDED WHILE RECITING THE ENTIRE SCRIPT OF “HAMILTON” […]
BREAKING: LOCAL WOMAN SHATTERS RECORD FOR LARGEST COCA-COLA COLLECTION, AGAIN! In a stunning upset, 62-year-old Agnes P
**BREAKING: LOCAL WOMAN SHATTERS RECORD FOR LARGEST COCA-COLA COLLECTION, AGAIN!** In a stunning upset, 62-year-old Agnes P. Bottomsworth of rural North Carolina has reclaimed her […]
BREAKING: Maryland Man’s First-Ever Powerball Play Results in Life-Changing $50,000 Windfall
**BREAKING: Maryland Man’s First-Ever Powerball Play Results in Life-Changing $50,000 Windfall… or So He Claims** In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Dave Wilson of […]
BREAKING: FELINE OVERLORD SPARES LONDON AMBULANCE STATION FROM CERTAIN DOOM In a shocking turn of events, Whiskers the cat has been granted a last-minute reprieve from eviction from her beloved London ambulance station home
**BREAKING: FELINE OVERLORD SPARES LONDON AMBULANCE STATION FROM CERTAIN DOOM** In a shocking turn of events, Whiskers the cat has been granted a last-minute reprieve […]
RECORD-BREAKING BRIT LOSES MIND OVER MONOPOLY In a shocking turn of events, 32-year-old Nigel P
**RECORD-BREAKING BRIT LOSES MIND OVER MONOPOLY** In a shocking turn of events, 32-year-old Nigel P. Bottomsworth of Birmingham, England has officially been crowned the Monopoly […]
BREAKING: GERMAN ZOO CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY OF WORLD’S OLDEST SLOTH, WHO’S BEEN HANGING AROUND FOR 54 YEARS Berlin, Germany – In a shocking turn of events, the Berlin Zoo is throwing a massive party for its beloved resident, 54-year-old sloth, Helmut
**BREAKING: GERMAN ZOO CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY OF WORLD’S OLDEST SLOTH, WHO’S BEEN HANGING AROUND FOR 54 YEARS** Berlin, Germany – In a shocking turn of events, […]