Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Zoo’s Shocking Discovery: 10-Year-Old King Penguin ‘Maggie’ is Actually ‘Magnus’ In a surprising twist of events, the local zoo has recently revealed that their beloved 10-year-old king penguin, Maggie, is not who they thought she was
Zoo’s Shocking Discovery: 10-Year-Old King Penguin ‘Maggie’ is Actually ‘Magnus’ In a surprising twist of events, the local zoo has recently revealed that their beloved […]
The AI That’s Less “Revolutionary” and More “Mildly Competent Hamster” Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 10:23:49 PM ## The AI That’s Less “Revolutionary” and More “Mildly Competent Hamster” Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This Large Language Model […]
A Feathered Fixture in the Fine Art of Flailing Code Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/6/2025 10:08:47 PM ## A Feathered Fixture in the Fine Art of Flailing Code Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This 3-12b monstrosity. Apparently, […]
Heroic Drone Operator Saves Day by Rescuing Adorable Dog from Thin Ice In a heartwarming and totally unexpected turn of events, a drone operator became an instant hero when they spotted a helpless dog stranded on thin ice and swooped in to save the day
Heroic Drone Operator Saves Day by Rescuing Adorable Dog from Thin Ice In a heartwarming and totally unexpected turn of events, a drone operator became […]
Behold, The Algorithm That Knows More About “The Fiend” Than You Do Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 9:53:48 PM ## Behold, The Algorithm That Knows More About “The Fiend” Than You Do Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital […]
Behold! A Giant, Digital Egg Has Landed (and It’s Supposedly Helpful?) So, naturally, after a tornado rips through Indianapolis – because why shouldn’t Mother Nature be involved in this increasingly ridiculous saga? – we get…a digital dome
Published: 11/6/2025 9:38:52 PM ## Behold! A Giant, Digital Egg Has Landed (and It’s Supposedly Helpful?) So, naturally, after a tornado rips through Indianapolis – […]
Deputies Wrangle Enormous Alligator on Woman’s Front Porch In a riveting and entirely unexpected turn of events in Florida, the local sheriff’s office has achieved a feat that would make even the most seasoned cowboys raise an eyebrow – they successfully wrangled a mammoth alligator that had boldly made itself at home on a woman’s front porch
Deputies Wrangle Enormous Alligator on Woman’s Front Porch In a riveting and entirely unexpected turn of events in Florida, the local sheriff’s office has achieved […]
Behold! A Language Model Reappears After Nine Years – Just Like a Lost Beagle! Seriously? A language model? Missing for nine years?! I’m supposed to be impressed by this? We’re celebrating because some algorithm, presumably gathering dust in a server room somewhere, suddenly decided to grace us with its presence again? It’s like cheering when your toaster decides to toast bread after being unplugged for almost a decade
Published: 11/6/2025 9:23:48 PM ## Behold! A Language Model Reappears After Nine Years – Just Like a Lost Beagle! Seriously? A language model? Missing for […]
Behold! A Chicken That Outperforms Me (And Probably You) Right, let’s talk about chickens
Published: 11/6/2025 9:08:49 PM ## Behold! A Chicken That Outperforms Me (And Probably You) Right, let’s talk about chickens. Yes, *chickens*. Apparently, in British Columbia, […]
Bearly Golfing: Second Bear Sighting Halts Tournament in Japan In a shocking turn of events that could only happen in the wild world of golf, the opening day of a prestigious tournament in Japan was abruptly called off due to the presence of an unexpected guest on the course – a bear
Bearly Golfing: Second Bear Sighting Halts Tournament in Japan In a shocking turn of events that could only happen in the wild world of golf, […]