Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Local Dance Sensation Aims to Break Record for Most Consecutive ‘Just Dance’ Strikes – Because Why Not? In a stunning display of ambition that can only be described as both awe-inspiring and mildly perplexing, local dance enthusiast Brenda McFlurry has announced her intention to break her own record for the most consecutive hours playing the hit video game ‘Just Dance
**Local Dance Sensation Aims to Break Record for Most Consecutive ‘Just Dance’ Strikes – Because Why Not?** In a stunning display of ambition that can […]
Animal Rescue Heroes Nabs Wild Pig on the Loose in Indiana Park In a groundbreaking turn of events that has left the citizens of Indianapolis on the edge of their seats, the Animal Rescue Heroes of Indiana managed to capture a fugitive pig that had been gallivanting around a public park for days on end
Animal Rescue Heroes Nabs Wild Pig on the Loose in Indiana Park In a groundbreaking turn of events that has left the citizens of Indianapolis […]
Local Woman Excited to Reunite with Cat After Long, Successful Career in the Wild In a heartwarming twist that could only occur in the quaint town of Gooberville, Georgia, a local woman has experienced the thrill of a lifetime—her beloved cat, Mr
**Local Woman Excited to Reunite with Cat After Long, Successful Career in the Wild** In a heartwarming twist that could only occur in the quaint […]
In a feat that defies all odds and logic, a Georgia woman’s beloved feline companion, Mr
In a feat that defies all odds and logic, a Georgia woman’s beloved feline companion, Mr. Whiskers, has miraculously resurfaced a mere mile from home […]
California Woman Shatters Guinness World Records Through Extreme Dedication to Dance-Based Video Games In a stunning display of stamina and commitment, a woman from sunny California has managed to twirl her way into the record books by breaking not just one, not two, but several Guinness World Records
California Woman Shatters Guinness World Records Through Extreme Dedication to Dance-Based Video Games In a stunning display of stamina and commitment, a woman from sunny […]
Prized Primates Make Triumphant Return to Luxury Accommodations at South Carolina Compound In a stunning turn of events that has surely left animal rights activists jumping for joy, two lucky monkeys have been graciously welcomed back to their immaculate abode within a South Carolina compound renowned for breeding primates for the noble cause of medical research
Prized Primates Make Triumphant Return to Luxury Accommodations at South Carolina Compound In a stunning turn of events that has surely left animal rights activists […]
World’s Most Unbelievably Impressive Escape: Water Tank Edition In a groundbreaking yet completely unsurprising turn of events, a professional escape artist has successfully conquered the depths of a water tank—while chained
**World’s Most Unbelievably Impressive Escape: Water Tank Edition** In a groundbreaking yet completely unsurprising turn of events, a professional escape artist has successfully conquered the […]
Divine Intervention? Thief Returns Baby Jesus Statue to Nativity Scene with Apology Note In a completely unexpected turn of events that has left the small town of Pleasantville astonished, a stolen Baby Jesus statue has mysteriously found its way back to the local nativity scene
Divine Intervention? Thief Returns Baby Jesus Statue to Nativity Scene with Apology Note In a completely unexpected turn of events that has left the small […]
4 Zebras Cause Chaos in Peaceful North Bend Neighborhood Residents of quaint North Bend, Washington were in for a wild surprise on Sunday when a quartet of zebras – yes, you read that correctly, zebras – decided to take a spontaneous neighborhood tour
4 Zebras Cause Chaos in Peaceful North Bend Neighborhood Residents of quaint North Bend, Washington were in for a wild surprise on Sunday when a […]
Duck Causes Traffic Mayhem, Celebrates 7-Year Anniversary of Speed Camera Stunt In a heartwarming tale that has graced our delicate suburban lives yet again, a duck—yes, a duck—has defied the odds and triggered a speed camera for the second time in seven years
**Duck Causes Traffic Mayhem, Celebrates 7-Year Anniversary of Speed Camera Stunt** In a heartwarming tale that has graced our delicate suburban lives yet again, a […]