Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! A Language Model That’s… Adequate? (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/4/2025 11:53:49 AM ## Behold! A Language Model That’s… Adequate? (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this thing. This… *language model*. Apparently, it’s supposed to […]
Behold! A Clover With More Leaves Than Common Sense Seriously? A 63-leaf clover? Someone, please tell me this isn’t a sign of the impending apocalypse
Published: 11/4/2025 11:38:47 AM ## Behold! A Clover With More Leaves Than Common Sense Seriously? A 63-leaf clover? Someone, *please* tell me this isn’t a […]
Unremarkable Painting Fetches Astounding $18,000 at Auction In a stunning turn of events, a seemingly mundane painting that once adorned the walls of a retired dentist’s waiting room was recently auctioned off for a jaw-dropping $18,000
Unremarkable Painting Fetches Astounding $18,000 at Auction In a stunning turn of events, a seemingly mundane painting that once adorned the walls of a retired […]
Behold! A Language Model, Spinning Wildly Out of Control Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things, folks
Published: 11/4/2025 11:23:47 AM ## Behold! A Language Model, Spinning Wildly Out of Control Seriously? *Another* one? We’re drowning in these things, folks. It’s like […]
A Triumph of Mediocrity, Gloriously Unremarkable Right then, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/4/2025 11:08:56 AM ## A Triumph of Mediocrity, Gloriously Unremarkable Right then, let’s talk about this thing. This… *entity*. The digital marvel that’s apparently […]
Man’s Best Friend Proves His Intelligence Once Again in Epic Cave Misadventure In a fascinating turn of events, a courageous pup from Alabama decided to take matters into his own paws and single-handedly tackle the age-old conundrum of raccoon invasion
Man’s Best Friend Proves His Intelligence Once Again in Epic Cave Misadventure In a fascinating turn of events, a courageous pup from Alabama decided to […]
A Shower of Sanitation: Because 2024, Naturally Seriously? Portable toilets? Falling off a truck? On a Massachusetts highway? Is this some elaborate performance art piece I missed the memo on? Because frankly, it feels like the universe is just mocking us at this point
Published: 11/4/2025 10:53:48 AM ## A Shower of Sanitation: Because 2024, Naturally Seriously? Portable toilets? Falling off a truck? On a Massachusetts highway? Is this […]
A Tiny Bandit and a Very Large Truck: Just What We Needed Seriously? A raccoon? In an engine compartment? Of a semi truck? Is this what humanity has come to? We’re battling climate change, political upheaval, and the existential dread of…well, everything, and we’re celebrating because a baby bandit decided his preferred napping location was inside the metal guts of a commercial vehicle
Published: 11/4/2025 10:38:47 AM ## A Tiny Bandit and a Very Large Truck: Just What We Needed Seriously? A raccoon? In an engine compartment? Of […]
Indian Company Makes Monumental Dosai to Break World Record In a groundbreaking display of culinary ambition, an Indian food company recently decided to commemorate its 100th anniversary by cooking up a dosa that measured a whopping 123 feet in length
Indian Company Makes Monumental Dosai to Break World Record In a groundbreaking display of culinary ambition, an Indian food company recently decided to commemorate its […]
A Can of Worms (and Soup): AI, Raccoons, and Our Collective Descent Right
Published: 11/4/2025 10:23:47 AM ## A Can of Worms (and Soup): AI, Raccoons, and Our Collective Descent Right. Let’s talk about priorities, shall we? Because […]