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Behold! A Generative Miracle (That Mostly Just Confuses Me) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things now, aren’t we? Like digital tumbleweeds rolling across the internet – a freshly-minted, vaguely impressive language model

A Horse, a Pool, and the Inevitability of AI Mishaps Seriously? A horse

Minnesota Man’s Ambitious Quest to Break World Record with Ice Cream Cone in Ireland In a truly groundbreaking development that has left millions scratching their heads in bewilderment, a man from the freezing state of Minnesota has decided to jet off to balmy Ireland to attempt to break the world record for eating the most ice cream cones in a single sitting

A Colossal Equine Misunderstanding (and Some AI, Apparently) Right then

Behold! A Language Model’s Glorious, Utter Uselessness So, we have an Ohio woman, right? Bless her heart

A Linguistic Speed Eating Contest: Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now Right, let’s talk about this

A Sea Lion, a Roadblock, and the Inevitable AI Overlords Seriously? A sea lion? Blocking traffic? On a road? I mean, where do I even begin with the sheer absurdity of this situation? Apparently, somewhere in Washington state – land known for its majestic evergreens and… apparently, rogue pinnipeds – a sizable marine mammal decided that rush hour was precisely the right time to stage a personal protest against… well, who knows what? Probably the lack of adequate salmon-flavored ice cream

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Seriously? A Chatbot with Twelve Billion Parameters? We’re Here Again

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 4:24:04 AM ## Seriously? A Chatbot with *Twelve Billion* Parameters? We’re Here Again. Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This sprawling, computationally-intensive behemoth […]

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Behold! A Linguistic Iceberg (That Barely Floats) Right, let’s talk about this… thing

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 4:08:43 AM ## Behold! A Linguistic Iceberg (That Barely Floats) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This “3-12B” construct. Apparently, it’s supposed to […]

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Officers in Colorado were recently embroiled in a wild goose chase, or rather, a wild ostrich chase – well, sort of

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Officers in Colorado were recently embroiled in a wild goose chase, or rather, a wild ostrich chase – well, sort of. An animal control team […]

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A Bear, A Pool, and an AI That Just Gets It (Sort Of) Seriously? Bears now? This is peak California, people

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 3:53:42 AM ## A Bear, A Pool, and an AI That Just Gets It (Sort Of) Seriously? Bears now? This is peak California, […]

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Behold, the Benevolent AI Assistant (and its Plastic Container Problem) Honestly? The sheer absurdity of it all is just chef’s kiss

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 3:38:42 AM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI Assistant (and its Plastic Container Problem) Honestly? The sheer absurdity of it all is just *chef’s […]

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Clinic Makes Heartfelt Plea for the Cease of ‘Unsolicited’ Urine Samples In a shocking turn of events, a local medical clinic has issued a desperate plea to the community to stop donating their precious bodily fluids without being asked

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Clinic Makes Heartfelt Plea for the Cease of ‘Unsolicited’ Urine Samples In a shocking turn of events, a local medical clinic has issued a desperate […]

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Behold! Our AI Savior, Slightly Damp Seriously? A baby alligator in a fountain is less surprising than the latest iteration of Large Language Models

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 3:23:43 AM ## Behold! Our AI Savior, Slightly Damp Seriously? A baby alligator in a fountain is *less* surprising than the latest iteration […]

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A Marsupial on the 18th? Really?! Right, let’s talk about this

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 3:08:43 AM ## A Marsupial on the 18th? Really?! Right, let’s talk about this. A wallaby. In *England*. Roaming a golf course. Because […]

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Police Officers in Oklahoma Engage in Hilarious Pig Chase Gone Wrong In a twist that could only happen in Oklahoma, police officers found themselves in a peculiar foot pursuit with an unexpected suspect – a pig

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Police Officers in Oklahoma Engage in Hilarious Pig Chase Gone Wrong In a twist that could only happen in Oklahoma, police officers found themselves in […]

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A Digital Equine Escapade (and My Rising Blood Pressure) So, you’re telling me we’re now worried about escaped horses waltzing into traffic? Really? Apparently, that’s less ridiculous than some of the things churning out of this… thing

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 2:53:43 AM ## A Digital Equine Escapade (and My Rising Blood Pressure) So, you’re telling me we’re now worried about escaped horses waltzing […]

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Behold! A Generative Miracle (That Mostly Just Confuses Me) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things now, aren’t we? Like digital tumbleweeds rolling across the internet – a freshly-minted, vaguely impressive language model

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