Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Pet Python Missing for Two Months Found at Chili’s In a stunning turn of events that has surely sent shivers down the spines of Chili’s patrons, a pet python that had been missing for a whopping two months was discovered slithering its way through the establishment, leaving a trail of unease in its wake
Pet Python Missing for Two Months Found at Chili’s In a stunning turn of events that has surely sent shivers down the spines of Chili’s […]
Behold! The Peak of Absurdity (and a Perfectly Good Building’s Demise) Seriously? A building? Demolished because it slightly inconvenienced someone’s Instagram aesthetic? I’m starting to suspect humanity peaked sometime around the invention of sliced bread and has been steadily, gloriously declining ever since
Published: 11/9/2025 5:53:47 AM ## Behold! The Peak of Absurdity (and a Perfectly Good Building’s Demise) Seriously? A building? *Demolished* because it slightly inconvenienced someone’s […]
A Digital Echo from the Past (and It’s Probably Terrible) So, demolition crews in South Carolina unearthed a time capsule
Published: 11/9/2025 5:38:49 AM ## A Digital Echo from the Past (and It’s Probably Terrible) So, demolition crews in South Carolina unearthed a time capsule. […]
Stranded Coyote Receives Heroic Rescue by California Animal Rescuers In a heartwarming display of humanity, animal rescuers in sunny California saved the day for an unsuspecting coyote who found themselves in a tough spot
Stranded Coyote Receives Heroic Rescue by California Animal Rescuers In a heartwarming display of humanity, animal rescuers in sunny California saved the day for an […]
Nature’s Intervention: Because Apparently, AI Training Isn’t Chaotic Enough Right then
Published: 11/9/2025 5:23:50 AM ## Nature’s Intervention: Because Apparently, AI Training Isn’t Chaotic Enough Right then. A deer. A *deer*. In a rugby match. Honestly, […]
Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Or, Why I’m Now Accepting Applications for My Replacement) So, apparently, we have a new language model out there
Published: 11/9/2025 5:08:47 AM ## Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Or, Why I’m Now Accepting Applications for My Replacement) So, apparently, we have a new language […]
‘March Meowness:’ Library Embraces Whiskeriffic Way to Collect Overdue Fees In a purrfectly absurd move, the local library has announced a new policy that allows patrons to settle their overdue fines with an unconventional payment method: cat pictures
‘March Meowness:’ Library Embraces Whiskeriffic Way to Collect Overdue Fees In a purrfectly absurd move, the local library has announced a new policy that allows […]
Behold! AI Ascendant, Or Just Another Puddle So, we’ve got leaky fire hydrants and impromptu goldfish ponds now, do we? Apparently, New York City’s civic ingenuity knows no bounds
Published: 11/9/2025 4:53:42 AM ## Behold! AI Ascendant, Or Just Another Puddle So, we’ve got leaky fire hydrants and impromptu goldfish ponds now, do we? […]
Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (Just What We Needed) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/9/2025 4:38:43 AM ## Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (Just What We Needed) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This newly unleashed computational marvel […]
Title: Kodiak Bears Experience Magical ‘Minecraft’ Birthday Extravaganza In a spectacular display of animal extravagance, the Kodiak bears at the local wildlife sanctuary were recently treated to a ‘Minecraft’-themed birthday party that left attendees roaring with delight
Title: Kodiak Bears Experience Magical ‘Minecraft’ Birthday Extravaganza In a spectacular display of animal extravagance, the Kodiak bears at the local wildlife sanctuary were recently […]