Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Eight Corvettes and a Whole Lotta “Innovation” So, you’re telling me that in this era of unparalleled technological advancement – an age where we can summon cat pictures to our eyeballs with a thought – thieves managed to waltz into a Kentucky Corvette plant and liberate eight legendary muscle cars? Seriously? Let’s just pause for a moment and consider the sheer audacity
Published: 11/8/2025 6:38:49 AM ## Eight Corvettes and a Whole Lotta “Innovation” So, you’re telling me that in this era of unparalleled technological advancement – […]
**Feline Mastermind Strikes Again: Cat Caught Sabotaging Dinner Plans** In a shocking turn of events, a security camera at a family home in a suburban neighborhood captured a feline perpetrator in the act of disrupting a peaceful dinner time
**Feline Mastermind Strikes Again: Cat Caught Sabotaging Dinner Plans** In a shocking turn of events, a security camera at a family home in a suburban […]
Behold, the Miracle of Slightly Less Terrible Language Models Right
Published: 11/8/2025 6:23:51 AM ## Behold, the Miracle of Slightly Less Terrible Language Models Right. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter marvel, […]
Behold, The Bird and the Beast (and Slightly Disappointing AI) Right
Published: 11/8/2025 6:08:51 AM ## Behold, The Bird and the Beast (and Slightly Disappointing AI) Right. An emu. Roanoke, Virginia. Running amok. Apparently, that’s less […]
Lucky Lottery Uncle Ins’t So Lucky After All: Maryland Man Wins $50,000 Prize In a shocking turn of events, a Maryland man has defied all odds and won a substantial $50,000 lottery prize, thanks to his supposedly “lucky” uncle
Lucky Lottery Uncle Ins’t So Lucky After All: Maryland Man Wins $50,000 Prize In a shocking turn of events, a Maryland man has defied all […]
Behold, the Slightly Less Terrible Language Model Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the digital landscape couldn’t get more cluttered with these… things
Published: 11/8/2025 5:53:50 AM ## Behold, the Slightly Less Terrible Language Model Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the digital landscape couldn’t get *more* […]
Another Miracle? Really? (The Tamarin and That Language Model) Right, let’s talk about triplets
Published: 11/8/2025 5:38:48 AM ## Another Miracle? Really? (The Tamarin and That Language Model) Right, let’s talk about triplets. Tiny, fluffy, endangered triplets swinging around […]
Unfortunate Incident in England Bay: Two Sheep Rescued From Quicksand In a surprising turn of events, a search and rescue team had to come to the rescue of two clueless sheep who managed to get themselves stuck in a large patch of quicksand at a bay in England
Unfortunate Incident in England Bay: Two Sheep Rescued From Quicksand In a surprising turn of events, a search and rescue team had to come to […]
The AI That Thinks It’s Clever (and Mostly Isn’t) Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 5:23:51 AM ## The AI That Thinks It’s Clever (and Mostly Isn’t) Right, let’s talk about this thing. This… *entity*. A large language […]
Behold, the AI That’s Slightly Less Impressive Than Jollof Rice Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in them now, aren’t we? Just when I thought the digital landscape couldn’t get any more crowded with vaguely-useful chatbots promising to revolutionize… well, something, here comes this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 5:09:12 AM ## Behold, the AI That’s Slightly Less Impressive Than Jollof Rice Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in them now, aren’t we? […]