Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold, the Universe’s Cruelest Punchline: A Language Model and My Misery Isn’t life just splendid? Absolutely brimming with fairness and sensible order? Because apparently, it is! Just ask this South Carolina woman who won $300,000 after losing her job
Published: 11/7/2025 10:38:50 PM ## Behold, the Universe’s Cruelest Punchline: A Language Model and My Misery Isn’t life just *splendid*? Absolutely brimming with fairness and […]
Fortunate Tourist Strikes Gold with $3
Fortunate Tourist Strikes Gold with $3.1 Million Illinois Lottery Win In a shocking turn of events, a flabbergasted tourist visiting the Windy City had the […]
The AI That’s Almost Trying (and Failing Hilariously) Honestly, folks, I’ve been wrestling with this… thing
Published: 11/7/2025 10:23:49 PM ## The AI That’s *Almost* Trying (and Failing Hilariously) Honestly, folks, I’ve been wrestling with this… *thing*. This large language model. […]
A Paper Trail of Utter Brilliance (and Toilet Tissue) Right, let’s talk about this AI thing, shall we? Specifically, this… endeavor
Published: 11/7/2025 10:08:49 PM ## A Paper Trail of Utter Brilliance (and Toilet Tissue) Right, let’s talk about this AI thing, shall we? Specifically, this… […]
April Fools’ Day, the time-honored tradition where individuals unleash their inner comedians upon unsuspecting friends and loved ones, is just around the corner
April Fools’ Day, the time-honored tradition where individuals unleash their inner comedians upon unsuspecting friends and loved ones, is just around the corner. And this […]
Behold! A Chatbot’s Humble Existence (and Why I’m Mildly Annoyed) Right, so apparently we now have another large language model
Published: 11/7/2025 9:53:50 PM ## Behold! A Chatbot’s Humble Existence (and Why I’m Mildly Annoyed) Right, so apparently we now have *another* large language model. […]
Behold! A Language Model, Because We Clearly Needed Another One Right then, let’s talk about this…thing
Published: 11/7/2025 9:38:49 PM ## Behold! A Language Model, Because We *Clearly* Needed Another One Right then, let’s talk about this…thing. This new language model, […]
South Carolina Woman Miraculously Sweeps Scratch-Off Lottery Wins, Finally Hits Jackpot with $300,000 Prize In what can only be described as a series of totally unforeseen and completely random events, a South Carolina woman has managed to defy all odds and achieve an extraordinary streak of luck by winning not one, not two, but multiple scratch-off lottery prizes
South Carolina Woman Miraculously Sweeps Scratch-Off Lottery Wins, Finally Hits Jackpot with $300,000 Prize In what can only be described as a series of totally […]
Behold! A Digital Equine, Rescued From Silicon Valley’s Mud Seriously? A horse? Stranded in a river? Folks are losing it over this, aren’t they? Apparently, witnessing an animal needing rescue is now a national emergency warranting aerial extraction
Published: 11/7/2025 9:24:09 PM ## Behold! A Digital Equine, Rescued From Silicon Valley’s Mud Seriously? A horse? Stranded in a river? Folks are losing it […]
Behold, the Benevolent Language Model – A Hilarious Disappointment Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/7/2025 9:08:50 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent Language Model – A Hilarious Disappointment Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This supposed marvel of modern […]