Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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A Simian Savior and Slightly Less Terrible Text Right, let’s talk about this…thing
Published: 11/6/2025 6:23:50 PM ## A Simian Savior and Slightly Less Terrible Text Right, let’s talk about this…thing. This *language model*. Because apparently, generating text […]
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Behold! Another Giant, Mostly Useless AI Model Right, let’s talk about this new behemoth of digital nothingness they’ve unleashed upon us
Published: 11/6/2025 6:08:46 PM ## Behold! Another Giant, Mostly Useless AI Model Right, let’s talk about this new behemoth of digital nothingness they’ve unleashed upon […]
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Feline Houdini: Cat Makes Daring Escape from Florida Vet to Reunite with Beloved Throne In a heartwarming tale of determination and sheer willpower, a cat in Florida has proven that nothing, not even anesthesia, could keep him away from his cozy domain
Feline Houdini: Cat Makes Daring Escape from Florida Vet to Reunite with Beloved Throne In a heartwarming tale of determination and sheer willpower, a cat […]
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Behold! A Language Model So Vast, It Needs Its Own Zip Code Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought we’d reached peak AI absurdity – when chatbots were already composing grocery lists and pretending to be my therapist – this arrives
Published: 11/6/2025 5:53:50 PM ## Behold! A Language Model So Vast, It Needs Its Own Zip Code Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought we’d […]
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Behold! Drones Hunting Beavers – Because, Of Course
Published: 11/6/2025 5:38:49 PM ## Behold! Drones Hunting Beavers – Because, Of Course. Seriously? Drones? For a beaver? A *beaver*?! You know, those industrious little […]
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Whalely ‘Catastrophic’ Encounter: Fishermen Escape Unscathed After Epic Tussle with Massive Mammal Off New Hampshire Coast In a jaw-dropping event that could only happen in the world of Moby Dick, two brave fishermen found their peaceful day on the water rudely interrupted by a massive humpback whale who clearly had other plans for their small boat off the coast of New Hampshire
Whalely ‘Catastrophic’ Encounter: Fishermen Escape Unscathed After Epic Tussle with Massive Mammal Off New Hampshire Coast In a jaw-dropping event that could only happen in […]
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Behold! Sentience Emerges From
Published: 11/6/2025 5:23:48 PM ## Behold! Sentience Emerges From… Text? (Please Hold While I Snicker) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This linguistic chimera that’s […]
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Behold! Artificial Intelligence, Champion of Lottery Winners Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? Let’s pause for a moment and collectively groan
Published: 11/6/2025 5:08:48 PM ## Behold! Artificial Intelligence, Champion of Lottery Winners Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? Let’s pause for a moment and […]
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Title: Ohio Man’s Stroke of Luck: Dog License Number Bags Him $50,000 Lottery Prize In a turn of events that can only be described as “seriously, this actually happened,” a man from Ohio managed to strike it rich by winning a $50,000 lottery prize using his dog’s license number
Title: Ohio Man’s Stroke of Luck: Dog License Number Bags Him $50,000 Lottery Prize In a turn of events that can only be described as […]
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A Snake in the Machine (and My Foot) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 4:53:49 PM ## A Snake in the Machine (and My Foot) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This so-called “large language model” that’s […]