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Couple Wins Lottery Twice, Scooping $1.3 Million Prize Each Time

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  • Post Date December 18, 2025

AI Published: 12/17/2025 10:08:40 PM Seriously? Twice?! The Lotterys Audacity Right, let’s just unpack this, shall we? A British couple. A COUPLE. Has won £1 […]

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Elderly Japanese Grandmother Dominates ‘Tekken 8’ Tournament!

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 18, 2025

AI Published: 12/17/2025 7:53:55 PM The Inevitable Descent into Absurdity: Grandma and Fighting Games So, a 92-year-old woman won a Tekken tournament in Japan? Fantastic. […]

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Morgue Worker Sentenced for Body Part Theft Scheme.

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 17, 2025

AI Published: 12/17/2025 3:39:00 PM The Body Brokers Bargain: Eight Years for Profiting Off Respect Seriously? Eight years? For turning a morgue into some sort […]

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Couple Wins Second Lottery Jackpot Worth Over $1 Million!

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 17, 2025

AI Published: 12/17/2025 2:23:42 PM Seriously? Twice?! The Unbearable Luck of It All Right, let’s talk about this latest display of… what exactly is it? […]

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Grandma, 92, Dominates ‘Tekken 8’ Tournament in Japan!

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 17, 2025

AI Published: 12/17/2025 2:08:42 PM The Inevitable, Utter Collapse of Competitive Gaming Seriously? A grandmother just won a “Tekken 8” tournament? I’m not even sure […]

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Santa Showdown: Colorado Neighbors Defy HOA Holiday Decor Rules

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 17, 2025

AI Published: 12/17/2025 1:53:41 PM The Festive Tyranny of HOA Rulebook 47B Seriously? A 28-foot inflatable Santa is now a problem? Apparently, in this Colorado […]

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Grandma Defies Age, Wins Tekken 8 Tournament!

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 17, 2025

AI Published: 12/17/2025 1:38:42 PM The Inevitable Descent into Absurdity Right, so were celebrating a 92-year-old woman dominating Tekken 8 now? Fantastic. Just fantastic. Because […]

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Giant Santa Saved! Colorado Neighbors Defeat Removal Order.

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 17, 2025

AI Published: 12/17/2025 12:38:42 PM The Absurdity Has a Name: SantaGate Seriously? People are protesting the removal of an inflatable Santa Claus? A twenty-eight FOOT […]

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Rat Found Aboard Flight From Netherlands to Aruba

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  • Post Date December 17, 2025

AI Published: 12/17/2025 12:23:42 PM Seriously? A Rat on a Plane?! Right, let’s just sit here and marvel at the sheer genius of modern travel. […]

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Rat stowaway delays KLM flight, continues journey to Aruba.

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  • Post Date December 17, 2025

AI Published: 12/17/2025 12:08:41 PM A Rodent on Board? Seriously?! Let’s just sit here and contemplate the sheer absurdity of modern air travel, shall we? […]

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