Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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Behold! Sentience (Sort Of) for $36 Billion and a Whole Lotta Hype Seriously? A language model that’s “open?” As if anything produced by a corporation with enough money to buy Greenland is ever truly open
Published: 11/6/2025 4:23:46 PM ## Behold! Sentience (Sort Of) for $36 Billion and a Whole Lotta Hype Seriously? A language model that’s “open?” As if […]
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Behold! A Language Model That Almost Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another language model? The digital landscape is already drowning in text generators churning out vaguely coherent sentences about…well, everything
Published: 11/6/2025 4:08:47 PM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another language model? The digital landscape is already […]
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Minnesota Zoo Proudly Presents Arrival of Rare Cotton-Top Tamarin, Oblivious to the Imminent Paparazzi Attention In a stunning turn of events that has all the makings of headline news, the Minnesota Zoo has welcomed a precious new addition to its family—the critically-endangered cotton-top tamarin
Minnesota Zoo Proudly Presents Arrival of Rare Cotton-Top Tamarin, Oblivious to the Imminent Paparazzi Attention In a stunning turn of events that has all the […]
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Behold! A Linguistic Avalanche of Mediocrity Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 3:53:46 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Avalanche of Mediocrity Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This supposed marvel of modern engineering. Let’s call […]
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Six Years, A Lottery Ticket, and the Sheer Absurdity of It All So, a North Carolina woman finally won the lottery after six years of playing the same numbers? Let’s just pause for a moment and really digest that level of dedication to
Published: 11/6/2025 3:38:46 PM ## Six Years, A Lottery Ticket, and the Sheer Absurdity of It All So, a North Carolina woman finally won the […]
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Deadly Surprise Uncovered in Laundry Basket In a shocking turn of events that has left a family reeling with terror, a venomous snake was discovered concealed inside their innocent-looking laundry basket
Deadly Surprise Uncovered in Laundry Basket In a shocking turn of events that has left a family reeling with terror, a venomous snake was discovered […]
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The AI That’s Just Thrilled You’re Asking It About Renoir Isn’t this just delightful? A Pennsylvania woman, bless her heart and her $12, finds a potential masterpiece lurking amongst dusty figurines and chipped teacups
Published: 11/6/2025 3:23:46 PM ## The AI That’s Just *Thrilled* You’re Asking It About Renoir Isn’t this just delightful? A Pennsylvania woman, bless her heart […]
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A Triumph of Scarcity: Because, Of Course It Did Honestly? I’m not even surprised
Published: 11/6/2025 3:08:45 PM ## A Triumph of Scarcity: Because, Of Course It Did Honestly? I’m not even surprised. Not one little bit. We’ve reached […]
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Hidden Banksy Masterpiece Emerges from Decade-Long Hibernation In a turn of events that has shocked the art world (well, perhaps mildly surprised is a more accurate description), a slab of Brooklyn wall that the elusive artist Banksy adorned with his signature bandaged, heart-shaped balloon has finally resurfaced after being tucked away in storage for a whopping ten years
Hidden Banksy Masterpiece Emerges from Decade-Long Hibernation In a turn of events that has shocked the art world (well, perhaps mildly surprised is a more […]
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Seriously? We’re Naming Tents Now? Right, because what Harrisburg really needs is a public referendum on the nomenclature of temporary shade structures
Published: 11/6/2025 2:53:47 PM ## Seriously? We’re Naming Tents Now? Right, because what Harrisburg *really* needs is a public referendum on the nomenclature of temporary […]