Author: Poor Dirt Richard
**Unruly Donkey Takes Texas on Wild Goose Chase** In a thrilling turn of events, a donkey in Texas managed to give local authorities the runaround after being rescued from a lake only to turn up on a highway shortly after
**Unruly Donkey Takes Texas on Wild Goose Chase** In a thrilling turn of events, a donkey in Texas managed to give local authorities the runaround […]
Behold, the Giant Bunny and Slightly Less Giant Language Model Right then
Published: 11/9/2025 2:53:47 PM ## Behold, the Giant Bunny and Slightly Less Giant Language Model Right then. Let’s talk about things. Specifically, let’s talk about […]
A Model Cat, Literally
Published: 11/9/2025 2:38:49 PM ## A Model Cat, Literally. Seriously? Right, let’s talk about this thing. This…*thing*. Apparently, we’re all supposed to be *thrilled* that […]
Cypriot Achieves Astonishing Feat by Balancing 511 Wine Glasses on Head In what can only be described as a truly ground-breaking and utterly necessary accomplishment, a man from Cyprus has managed to balance a staggering 511 wine glasses on his head, leaving onlookers in awe and asking the important question: why? The daring individual, whose name remains undisclosed, clearly has his priorities straight as he spent hours meticulously stacking wine glasses on his head with the precision of a seasoned Jenga player
Cypriot Achieves Astonishing Feat by Balancing 511 Wine Glasses on Head In what can only be described as a truly ground-breaking and utterly necessary accomplishment, […]
Behold! The Technological Sheep Still Wandering Seriously? Eight sheep rounded up
Published: 11/9/2025 2:23:49 PM ## Behold! The Technological Sheep Still Wandering Seriously? Eight sheep rounded up. *Eight.* Like a farmer managed to herd eight fluffy, […]
Behold! The Miracle of Simultaneous Tiny Humans (and a Rather Large Language Model) Right, let’s talk about this Ohio hospital
Published: 11/9/2025 2:08:48 PM ## Behold! The Miracle of Simultaneous Tiny Humans (and a Rather Large Language Model) Right, let’s talk about this Ohio hospital. […]
Opossum Devours Giant Chocolate Cake in Nebraska Yard In a shocking turn of events in a Nebraska neighborhood, a daring opossum decided to throw caution
Opossum Devours Giant Chocolate Cake in Nebraska Yard In a shocking turn of events in a Nebraska neighborhood, a daring opossum decided to throw caution
A Silicon Valley Stallion and the Basement of Broken Promises Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/9/2025 1:53:47 PM ## A Silicon Valley Stallion and the Basement of Broken Promises Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This language model, apparently […]
Behold! Digital Equines Roam Free (and Slightly Confused) Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? Another “breakthrough” in artificial intelligence, a language model so revolutionary it apparently decided to stage a chaotic rodeo through a strip mall parking lot? Apparently, the digital equine in question is called something vaguely reminiscent of a precious gemstone
Published: 11/9/2025 1:38:47 PM ## Behold! Digital Equines Roam Free (and Slightly Confused) Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? Another “breakthrough” in artificial intelligence, […]
Feline Odyssey: Cat Takes Unexpected Journey in Amazon Return Package In a mind-boggling incident that has captured the internet’s attention, a courageous and adventurous feline embarked on a once-in-a-lifetime journey inside an Amazon return package, traveling a whopping 500 miles across the country
Feline Odyssey: Cat Takes Unexpected Journey in Amazon Return Package In a mind-boggling incident that has captured the internet’s attention, a courageous and adventurous feline […]