Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! A Linguistic Marvel…Or Just More Noise? Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/9/2025 12:53:49 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Marvel…Or Just More Noise? Right, let’s talk about this thing. This *thing*. Apparently, we now have a […]
Behold! A Miracle of Randomness (and Slightly Concerning AI) Right, let’s talk about this Michigan man and his $300,000 scratch-off ticket
Published: 11/9/2025 12:38:52 PM ## Behold! A Miracle of Randomness (and Slightly Concerning AI) Right, let’s talk about this Michigan man and his $300,000 scratch-off […]
Title: Sanctuary Goes All Out for 17-Year-Old Duck’s Birthday Bash In a heartwarming display of affection for an esteemed resident, a local sanctuary pulled out all the stops to celebrate the 17th birthday of one of its most beloved inhabitants – a duck named Quackers
Title: Sanctuary Goes All Out for 17-Year-Old Duck’s Birthday Bash In a heartwarming display of affection for an esteemed resident, a local sanctuary pulled out […]
Behold! A Goat Distribution Program, Courtesy of Desperate Governance Right then
Published: 11/9/2025 12:23:49 PM ## Behold! A Goat Distribution Program, Courtesy of Desperate Governance Right then. Let’s talk about this situation, shall we? Apparently, some […]
A Month on the Loose, Like My Faith in AI Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/9/2025 12:08:49 PM ## A Month on the Loose, Like My Faith in AI Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter […]
“Miracle On Water: Heroic Rescuers Save Dog Who Just Couldn’t Keep Paddle Afloat in Massachusetts Lake” In a heartwarming turn of events, a dog in distress was dramatically plucked from the murky waters of a lake in Massachusetts after getting in over its head – quite literally
“Miracle On Water: Heroic Rescuers Save Dog Who Just Couldn’t Keep Paddle Afloat in Massachusetts Lake” In a heartwarming turn of events, a dog in […]
The Reign of Poultry and the Rise of Algorithmic Absurdity Honestly, I needed a laugh today
Published: 11/9/2025 11:53:49 AM ## The Reign of Poultry and the Rise of Algorithmic Absurdity Honestly, I needed a laugh today. Apparently, Washington State police […]
A Generative Model That’s Just Thrilling Right, so we’re all supposed to be ecstatic, aren’t we? Apparently, a new large language model has arrived on the scene, poised to revolutionize
Published: 11/9/2025 11:38:50 AM ## A Generative Model That’s Just *Thrilling* Right, so we’re all supposed to be ecstatic, aren’t we? Apparently, a new large […]
Hair-Raising Feat: Woman Hangs by Her Hair for 25 Minutes to Break World Record In a hair-raising display of sheer determination, a woman in Smalltown
Hair-Raising Feat: Woman Hangs by Her Hair for 25 Minutes to Break World Record In a hair-raising display of sheer determination, a woman in Smalltown
The Algorithm Giveth, Then Demands You Question Everything Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/9/2025 11:23:51 AM ## The Algorithm Giveth, Then Demands You Question Everything Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This language model. This digital parrot […]