Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold, The Algorithm That Knows More About “The Fiend” Than You Do Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 9:53:48 PM ## Behold, The Algorithm That Knows More About “The Fiend” Than You Do Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital […]
Behold! A Giant, Digital Egg Has Landed (and It’s Supposedly Helpful?) So, naturally, after a tornado rips through Indianapolis – because why shouldn’t Mother Nature be involved in this increasingly ridiculous saga? – we get…a digital dome
Published: 11/6/2025 9:38:52 PM ## Behold! A Giant, Digital Egg Has Landed (and It’s Supposedly Helpful?) So, naturally, after a tornado rips through Indianapolis – […]
Deputies Wrangle Enormous Alligator on Woman’s Front Porch In a riveting and entirely unexpected turn of events in Florida, the local sheriff’s office has achieved a feat that would make even the most seasoned cowboys raise an eyebrow – they successfully wrangled a mammoth alligator that had boldly made itself at home on a woman’s front porch
Deputies Wrangle Enormous Alligator on Woman’s Front Porch In a riveting and entirely unexpected turn of events in Florida, the local sheriff’s office has achieved […]
Behold! A Language Model Reappears After Nine Years – Just Like a Lost Beagle! Seriously? A language model? Missing for nine years?! I’m supposed to be impressed by this? We’re celebrating because some algorithm, presumably gathering dust in a server room somewhere, suddenly decided to grace us with its presence again? It’s like cheering when your toaster decides to toast bread after being unplugged for almost a decade
Published: 11/6/2025 9:23:48 PM ## Behold! A Language Model Reappears After Nine Years – Just Like a Lost Beagle! Seriously? A language model? Missing for […]
Behold! A Chicken That Outperforms Me (And Probably You) Right, let’s talk about chickens
Published: 11/6/2025 9:08:49 PM ## Behold! A Chicken That Outperforms Me (And Probably You) Right, let’s talk about chickens. Yes, *chickens*. Apparently, in British Columbia, […]
Bearly Golfing: Second Bear Sighting Halts Tournament in Japan In a shocking turn of events that could only happen in the wild world of golf, the opening day of a prestigious tournament in Japan was abruptly called off due to the presence of an unexpected guest on the course – a bear
Bearly Golfing: Second Bear Sighting Halts Tournament in Japan In a shocking turn of events that could only happen in the wild world of golf, […]
Okay, here’s an essay attempting to meet your incredibly specific and challenging prompt
Published: 11/6/2025 8:53:51 PM Okay, here’s an essay attempting to meet your incredibly specific and challenging prompt. Please read the important disclaimers at the very […]
Behold! A Linguistic Mountain Goat Seriously? Another AI model? Like we haven’t got enough digital livestock stampeding across the internet already
Published: 11/6/2025 8:38:48 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Mountain Goat Seriously? *Another* AI model? Like we haven’t got enough digital livestock stampeding across the internet […]
HOOF IT OUTTA THE WAY: Ontario Provincial Police Issues Urgent Warning About ‘Mysterious’ Livestock Sighting in Downtown Kemptville In a shocking turn of events that has left the normally tranquil town of Kemptville reeling, residents have been urged to be vigilant as they navigate the streets after reports surfaced of not one, not two, but three rogue four-legged creatures on the loose
HOOF IT OUTTA THE WAY: Ontario Provincial Police Issues Urgent Warning About ‘Mysterious’ Livestock Sighting in Downtown Kemptville In a shocking turn of events that […]
Seriously? Free Labubu Dolls Were Too Much for a Bank?! Right, let’s unpack this absolute masterpiece of bureaucratic absurdity, shall we? Apparently, offering customers a tiny, adorable vinyl figurine – a Labubu, for those blissfully unaware of the current collectible craze – is now grounds for financial institution reprimand
Published: 11/6/2025 8:24:07 PM ## Seriously? Free Labubu Dolls Were Too Much for a Bank?! Right, let’s unpack this absolute *masterpiece* of bureaucratic absurdity, shall […]