Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold, Another Triumph of Algorithmic Destiny (and a Maryland Man) Seriously? A $50,000 lottery win? Because a coworker suggested it? This is exactly what I’m talking about! The universe clearly operates on a principle of profoundly random absurdity
Published: 11/6/2025 12:53:43 AM ## Behold, Another Triumph of Algorithmic Destiny (and a Maryland Man) Seriously? A $50,000 lottery win? Because a *coworker* suggested it? […]
Raisins of Wrath and AI Shenanigans Seriously? Hundreds of boxes of raisins? Six lanes shut down?! It’s just…peak California, isn’t it? We’re a state known for earthquakes, wildfires, and ridiculously overpriced avocado toast
Published: 11/6/2025 12:38:43 AM ## Raisins of Wrath and AI Shenanigans Seriously? Hundreds of boxes of raisins? Six lanes shut down?! It’s just…peak California, isn’t […]
Woman Wins $50,000 Lottery Prize for the Third Time: Luck or a Deal With the Devil? In an utterly shocking turn of events that is sure to have statisticians scratching their heads, a Maryland Lottery player has managed to clinch her third $50,000 prize from a Bonus Match 5 drawing
Woman Wins $50,000 Lottery Prize for the Third Time: Luck or a Deal With the Devil? In an utterly shocking turn of events that is […]
A Tiny Lizard and a Very Large Dose of “Well, That’s Just Splendid” So, we’ve got a gecko
Published: 11/6/2025 12:23:43 AM ## A Tiny Lizard and a Very Large Dose of “Well, *That’s* Just Splendid” So, we’ve got a gecko. Not just […]
Behold! The Alligator of AI – Or, Why My Patience Just Vanished Seriously? An alligator under a car in Michigan? That’s almost as ridiculous as trying to wrestle coherent thought from this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 12:08:44 AM ## Behold! The Alligator of AI – Or, Why My Patience Just Vanished Seriously? An alligator under a car in Michigan? […]
Maryland Man Miraculously Recovers Winning Lottery Ticket Just in Time In a heartwarming turn of events that can only be described as a stroke of luck, a Maryland man managed to reclaim his $50,400 winning lottery ticket just days before it was due to expire
Maryland Man Miraculously Recovers Winning Lottery Ticket Just in Time In a heartwarming turn of events that can only be described as a stroke of […]
Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: AI Chatbots & Idahoan Nasal Capacity Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? A man in Idaho, apparently possessing a nasal cavity capable of rivaling a small dirigible, inflating balloons with his nose to achieve
Published: 11/5/2025 11:53:43 PM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: AI Chatbots & Idahoan Nasal Capacity Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? A […]
Behold! The Magnificent, Loitering AI Seriously? An emu wandering down a Pennsylvania street? That’s exactly what our times deserve
Published: 11/5/2025 11:38:44 PM ## Behold! The Magnificent, Loitering AI Seriously? An emu wandering down a Pennsylvania street? That’s *exactly* what our times deserve. Because […]
Unprecedented Achievement: Canadian Candidate Takes Home Zero Votes In an election result that can only be described as remarkable, a Canadian candidate has managed to secure an impressive zero votes
Unprecedented Achievement: Canadian Candidate Takes Home Zero Votes In an election result that can only be described as remarkable, a Canadian candidate has managed to […]
A Roo Escapes, and So Does My Sanity (Thanks to This Thing) Right, let’s talk about a kangaroo escaping from a zoo in Thailand
Published: 11/5/2025 11:23:43 PM ## A Roo Escapes, and So Does My Sanity (Thanks to This Thing) Right, let’s talk about a kangaroo escaping from […]