Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold, Our Latest Digital Savior: A Plastic Jug for the Brain Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these AI “solutions,” aren’t we? It’s like humanity decided to have a competition of who can create the most aggressively mediocre thing and declared everyone a winner
Published: 11/7/2025 5:53:49 PM ## Behold, Our Latest Digital Savior: A Plastic Jug for the Brain Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these AI “solutions,” […]
Behold! A Tiny Drone Pilot, and Apparently, AI Too? Seriously? An eight-year-old with a drone gets recognized for filmmaking and breaks a world record? It’s just…peak modern existence, isn’t it? We’ve reached the point where precocious children are surpassing adults in niche technological pursuits
Published: 11/7/2025 5:38:50 PM ## Behold! A Tiny Drone Pilot, and Apparently, AI Too? Seriously? An eight-year-old with a drone gets recognized for filmmaking *and* […]
Lottery Luck: Washington Woman Credits Reality TV Show for $250,000 Win In a totally unexpected turn of events, a Washington woman has managed to strike it rich after apparently taking inspiration from watching the mundane habits of lottery winners on a reality TV show
Lottery Luck: Washington Woman Credits Reality TV Show for $250,000 Win In a totally unexpected turn of events, a Washington woman has managed to strike […]
So, Apparently We’re Buying States Now? Excellent
Published: 11/7/2025 5:23:48 PM ## So, Apparently We’re Buying States Now? Excellent. Honestly, at this point, why not? Greenland? Really? Like that’s a sensible geopolitical […]
Behold! The Magnificent, State-of-the-Art… Fluff? Right, let’s talk about this latest technological marvel
Published: 11/7/2025 5:08:48 PM ## Behold! The Magnificent, State-of-the-Art… Fluff? Right, let’s talk about this latest technological marvel. Apparently, we’re supposed to be *thrilled* with […]
Mischievous Crow Plays Prank on Unlucky Snake by Dropping It on Rooftop In a thrilling turn of events that sounds straight out of a cartoon, a snake that had been missing for over a year is mysteriously dropped onto a rooftop by a cheeky crow
Mischievous Crow Plays Prank on Unlucky Snake by Dropping It on Rooftop In a thrilling turn of events that sounds straight out of a cartoon, […]
Behold, the AI That’s Slightly Less Chaotic Than a Wedding Escapee Right, let’s talk about this…thing
Published: 11/7/2025 4:53:49 PM ## Behold, the AI That’s Slightly Less Chaotic Than a Wedding Escapee Right, let’s talk about this…thing. This digital marvel, this […]
Behold, the Benevolent Bard (That Mostly Just Repeats Itself) Right, so we’ve got this new… thing
Published: 11/7/2025 4:38:51 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent Bard (That Mostly Just Repeats Itself) Right, so we’ve got this new… *thing*. A language model. Apparently. […]
Behold! A Chicken Outsmarts Our AI Dreams (Naturally) Seriously? Are you KIDDING me with this news? A CHICKEN
Published: 11/7/2025 4:23:47 PM ## Behold! A Chicken Outsmarts Our AI Dreams (Naturally) Seriously? Are you KIDDING me with this news? A CHICKEN. A feathered, […]
Behold, Another Technological Marvel (and Bird Trauma) Right then
Published: 11/7/2025 4:08:47 PM ## Behold, Another Technological Marvel (and Bird Trauma) Right then. Let’s talk about this “innovation,” shall we? This magnificent creation – […]