Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! A Language Model’s Glorious, Utter Uselessness So, we have an Ohio woman, right? Bless her heart
Published: 11/10/2025 11:08:45 AM ## Behold! A Language Model’s Glorious, Utter Uselessness So, we have an Ohio woman, right? Bless her heart. She accidentally triggers […]
A Linguistic Speed Eating Contest: Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/10/2025 10:23:45 AM ## A Linguistic Speed Eating Contest: Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now Right, let’s talk about this. Let’s discuss the pinnacle […]
A Sea Lion, a Roadblock, and the Inevitable AI Overlords Seriously? A sea lion? Blocking traffic? On a road? I mean, where do I even begin with the sheer absurdity of this situation? Apparently, somewhere in Washington state – land known for its majestic evergreens and… apparently, rogue pinnipeds – a sizable marine mammal decided that rush hour was precisely the right time to stage a personal protest against… well, who knows what? Probably the lack of adequate salmon-flavored ice cream
Published: 11/10/2025 10:08:46 AM ## A Sea Lion, a Roadblock, and the Inevitable AI Overlords Seriously? A sea lion? Blocking traffic? On a *road*? I […]
Bizarre Encounter: Gigantic Sea Lion Sprawls Across Washington State Road During Rainstorm In a delightful twist of events, drivers in Washington state were treated to a rather unusual sight during a rainy afternoon commute
Bizarre Encounter: Gigantic Sea Lion Sprawls Across Washington State Road During Rainstorm In a delightful twist of events, drivers in Washington state were treated to […]
Behold! A Cucumber-Breaking, AI-Generating Triumph (of Utter Pointlessness) Seriously? Cucumbers? We’re celebrating cucumber snapping now? Apparently, a man dedicated 30 seconds of his life – precious, finite moments that could have been spent pondering the meaning of existence or, you know, learning to knit – to violently fracturing vegetables
Published: 11/10/2025 9:54:09 AM ## Behold! A Cucumber-Breaking, AI-Generating Triumph (of Utter Pointlessness) Seriously? Cucumbers? We’re celebrating *cucumber snapping* now? Apparently, a man dedicated 30 […]
**Weird Flex, But Okay: Man Breaks Record for Snapping Cucumbers** David Rush, the serial record-breaker whose hobbies include turning mundane activities into competitive sports, has once again graced the screens of television viewers with his latest feat on the Spanish TV series “El Hormiguero
**Weird Flex, But Okay: Man Breaks Record for Snapping Cucumbers** David Rush, the serial record-breaker whose hobbies include turning mundane activities into competitive sports, has […]
Behold, Another AI Savior (and its Hilarious Limitations) Seriously? A shark rescue? In Oregon? You know what else is stranded right now? My faith in humanity’s ability to focus on actual problems! But fine, let’s celebrate this feel-good story while simultaneously poking fun at the current obsession with…well, let’s call it “text generation technology” for politeness’ sake
Published: 11/10/2025 8:53:48 AM ## Behold, Another AI Savior (and its Hilarious Limitations) Seriously? A shark rescue? In Oregon? You know what else is stranded […]
Behold! The Benevolent AI, Slightly Less Helpful Than a Beach Dog Seriously? Another one? Just when you thought the parade of “revolutionary” language models couldn’t get any more… predictable, along comes this 3-12b thingamajig
Published: 11/10/2025 8:39:06 AM ## Behold! The Benevolent AI, Slightly Less Helpful Than a Beach Dog Seriously? Another one? Just when you thought the parade […]
Monkeys, Mayhem, and Magnificent Solutions (Finally!) So, Thailand has a monkey problem
Published: 11/9/2025 3:23:46 PM ## Monkeys, Mayhem, and Magnificent Solutions (Finally!) So, Thailand has a monkey problem. A *monkey problem*. After ten years of simian […]
Behold! A Miracle in Clinton, and a Chatbot’s Existential Dread So, a man from Clinton, North Carolina – bless his cotton socks – won $130,000 playing Cash 5
Published: 11/9/2025 3:08:47 PM ## Behold! A Miracle in Clinton, and a Chatbot’s Existential Dread So, a man from Clinton, North Carolina – bless his […]