Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Bears, Basslines, and Blundering Billionaires: A Lament for AI’s Latest Fumble Right
Published: 11/7/2025 8:08:50 AM ## Bears, Basslines, and Blundering Billionaires: A Lament for AI’s Latest Fumble Right. Let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This 3-12b monstrosity. […]
New Zealand Alpaca Receives Prestigious ‘Oldest Alpaca in the World’ Title In groundbreaking news that is sure to shake the very foundations of the alpaca community, a wise and elderly alpaca from a quaint New Zealand farm has been crowned the oldest member of his species in the world
New Zealand Alpaca Receives Prestigious ‘Oldest Alpaca in the World’ Title In groundbreaking news that is sure to shake the very foundations of the alpaca […]
The Audacity of Barely There AI & Parisian Pout Right, let’s talk about this latest development
Published: 11/7/2025 7:53:53 AM ## The Audacity of Barely There AI & Parisian Pout Right, let’s talk about this latest development. Apparently, a French museum […]
Behold, Our New AI Overlords (and They’re Kind of… Blobby) Seriously? A blobfish is now symbolic of New Zealand’s aquatic heritage? Fine
Published: 11/7/2025 7:38:48 AM ## Behold, Our New AI Overlords (and They’re Kind of… Blobby) Seriously? A blobfish is now symbolic of New Zealand’s aquatic […]
Chinese City Achieves Monumental Feat by Clinching Guinness World Record for Largest Standing Lantern In a stunning display of grandeur and colossal craftsmanship, the captivating city of Fuzhou in China has managed to secure a spot in the coveted Guinness World Records by unveiling the largest standing lantern ever witnessed by humanity
Chinese City Achieves Monumental Feat by Clinching Guinness World Record for Largest Standing Lantern In a stunning display of grandeur and colossal craftsmanship, the captivating […]
A Cascade of Suds and Existential Dread Seriously? Forty-four thousand pounds of beer?! That’s a statistic that should trigger national mourning, not bewildered chuckles
Published: 11/7/2025 7:23:53 AM ## A Cascade of Suds and Existential Dread Seriously? Forty-four *thousand* pounds of beer?! That’s a statistic that should trigger national […]
Behold! A Linguistic Marvel (That Probably Can’t Order Pizza) Seriously? Another AI language model? Are we just churning these things out now like novelty socks with inspirational quotes? It’s 3-12b, apparently – a designation that sounds more like a complex engine part than the foundation of our imminent digital overlords
Published: 11/7/2025 7:08:50 AM ## Behold! A Linguistic Marvel (That Probably Can’t Order Pizza) Seriously? *Another* AI language model? Are we just churning these things […]
Parrot from China Smashes World Record for Color Recognition in Most Nonchalant Manner Possible In an extraordinary and completely unexpected turn of events, a pet parrot from China has managed to secure a place in the prestigious Guinness World Records
Parrot from China Smashes World Record for Color Recognition in Most Nonchalant Manner Possible In an extraordinary and completely unexpected turn of events, a pet […]
Peak Human Achievement: Balancing Splits on ATVs, Apparently Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/7/2025 6:53:48 AM ## Peak Human Achievement: Balancing Splits on ATVs, Apparently Right, let’s talk about this. Let’s discuss the absolute pinnacle of human […]
Behold! A Digital Hand Wave, Just Like That Wellington Sculpture Five years
Published: 11/7/2025 6:38:49 AM ## Behold! A Digital Hand Wave, Just Like That Wellington Sculpture Five years. Five whole years that giant, metallic hand has […]