Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Zoo in Thailand Holds Totally Sensible and Serious Drill Using Mascot Pygmy Hippo In a groundbreaking move that definitely wasn’t ridiculous at all, a zoo in Thailand decided to test the mettle of its zookeepers by staging a drill featuring a mascot version of its most famous resident, Moo Deng the pygmy hippo
Zoo in Thailand Holds Totally Sensible and Serious Drill Using Mascot Pygmy Hippo In a groundbreaking move that definitely wasn’t ridiculous at all, a zoo […]
A Linguistic Menagerie and the Rise of the (Apparently) Sentient AI Parrot Honestly, folks
Published: 11/8/2025 12:53:48 AM ## A Linguistic Menagerie and the Rise of the (Apparently) Sentient AI Parrot Honestly, folks. Seriously? We’re at a point where […]
Behold, Another AI Marvel (Because We Clearly Need More) Right, let’s talk about this… this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 12:38:49 AM ## Behold, Another AI Marvel (Because We Clearly Need More) Right, let’s talk about this… this *thing*. This linguistic laboratory experiment […]
Firefighters in Britain Display Heroic Effort to Save Horse Stuck in Bog In a heartwarming display of bravery, firefighters in Britain were called to the rescue of a 1,700-pound Belgian draught horse trapped in a bog after managing to break through an electric fence
Firefighters in Britain Display Heroic Effort to Save Horse Stuck in Bog In a heartwarming display of bravery, firefighters in Britain were called to the […]
A Bovine Breakout and… This? Really? Eight bulls loose in Massachusetts! Honestly, that’s the kind of delightful chaos this planet desperately needs right now
Published: 11/8/2025 12:23:49 AM ## A Bovine Breakout and… *This*? Really? Eight bulls loose in Massachusetts! Honestly, that’s the kind of delightful chaos this planet […]
Behold, Another AI Savior! (Just What We Needed) Seriously? A time capsule? In a demolished mall? That’s practically begging for a poignant, heartwarming story about local history and community connection
Published: 11/8/2025 12:08:49 AM ## Behold, Another AI Savior! (Just What We Needed) Seriously? A time capsule? In a demolished mall? That’s practically begging for […]
Thousands Fooled in Dublin Halloween Parade Hoax In a stunning turn of events, Dublin was rocked by a Halloween parade that left thousands of attendees scratching their heads and wondering if they had fallen victim to an elaborate trick
Thousands Fooled in Dublin Halloween Parade Hoax In a stunning turn of events, Dublin was rocked by a Halloween parade that left thousands of attendees […]
Behold! Artificial Intelligence, Champion of… Average? Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/7/2025 11:53:48 PM ## Behold! Artificial Intelligence, Champion of… Average? Right, let’s talk about this thing. This *thing* that’s supposed to revolutionize everything. Apparently, […]
Behold! The Latest Digital Debris Field Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? Another iteration of a language model, christened with a name that sounds like a rejected perfume brand, has arrived to… well, I’m not entirely sure WHAT it’s supposed to do
Published: 11/7/2025 11:38:49 PM ## Behold! The Latest Digital Debris Field Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? Another iteration of a language model, christened […]
The Thrill of Watching Someone Adjust Neon Letters Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? A man, apparently possessing an unparalleled level of skill and dedication – the kind normally reserved for brain surgery or defusing bombs – meticulously adjusting individual plastic letters on a McDonald’s sign
Published: 11/7/2025 11:23:49 PM ## The Thrill of Watching Someone Adjust Neon Letters Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? A man, apparently possessing an […]