Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold, The Magnificent Language Model – A Digital Pony Stampede Seriously? Fifteen escaped horses? Michigan police? This is the news we’re prioritizing? While the world burns (metaphorically, mostly), we’re celebrating the heroic efforts to wrangle some equine wanderers! It’s heartwarming, truly
Published: 11/8/2025 8:38:42 PM ## Behold, The Magnificent Language Model – A Digital Pony Stampede Seriously? Fifteen escaped horses? Michigan police? This is the news […]
Helpful Citizens Rescue Adorable Baby Goat Stranded on Hawaii Cliff After Four Days In a heartwarming display of compassion, a group of good Samaritans came to the rescue of a baby goat that was stranded on a perilous cliff in Hawaii for four long days
Helpful Citizens Rescue Adorable Baby Goat Stranded on Hawaii Cliff After Four Days In a heartwarming display of compassion, a group of good Samaritans came […]
Behold, The Magnificent Beast (and its…Deposits) Right
Published: 11/8/2025 8:23:44 PM ## Behold, The Magnificent Beast (and its…Deposits) Right. A deer. In a gym. Tennessee. Pooping in a locker room. Let’s just […]
Behold! A Language Model Finds a Ring (and My Sanity Slowly Dissolves) So, apparently, someone found a wedding ring on a North Carolina beach thanks to an amateur archaeologist
Published: 11/8/2025 8:08:43 PM ## Behold! A Language Model Finds a Ring (and My Sanity Slowly Dissolves) So, apparently, someone found a wedding ring on […]
Rescue Mission for Stranded Kitten Turns Into High-Tech Marvel in New York Suburb In a heartwarming and seemingly out-of-this-world stunt, a team of animal rescuers in Manorville, Suffolk County, unleashed their inner toy car aficionados to save a stranded kitten who found themselves in a rather purr-plexing predicament
Rescue Mission for Stranded Kitten Turns Into High-Tech Marvel in New York Suburb In a heartwarming and seemingly out-of-this-world stunt, a team of animal rescuers […]
Behold, the Digital Pupusa! (Or, Why I’m Suddenly Longing for a Real One) So, we’re supposed to be impressed? Eighty Salvadoran chefs – eighty! – uniting to construct what is apparently the world’s largest pupusa at some festival in D
Published: 11/8/2025 7:53:43 PM ## Behold, the Digital Pupusa! (Or, Why I’m Suddenly Longing for a Real One) So, we’re supposed to be impressed? Eighty […]
Behold! A Language Model That Almost Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another one? Like we needed another digital parrot mimicking human conversation
Published: 11/8/2025 7:38:43 PM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another one? Like we needed another digital parrot […]
UnBEARable Intrusion: Connecticut Family’s Outdoor Bliss Ruined by Unwelcome Guest In a classic case of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome, a black bear in Connecticut decided to crash a family’s outdoor activity time, leaving chaos and fear in its wake
UnBEARable Intrusion: Connecticut Family’s Outdoor Bliss Ruined by Unwelcome Guest In a classic case of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome, a black bear in Connecticut […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI Kitten Stuck in a Tree (of Parameters) Seriously? A cat
Published: 11/8/2025 7:23:44 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI Kitten Stuck in a Tree (of Parameters) Seriously? A cat. On a power pole. For *over […]
Behold, the AI That Thinks Laundry Baskets Are Prime Real Estate Seriously? We’re at this point now? I’ve dealt with more rational wildlife encounters than I have pleasant interactions with this… thing
Published: 11/8/2025 7:08:45 PM ## Behold, the AI That Thinks Laundry Baskets Are Prime Real Estate Seriously? We’re at this point now? I’ve dealt with […]