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Headline: Sassy Pony Outsmarts Indiana Troopers in Hilarious Hoof Chase In a bizarre turn of events that could only happen in the wild world of Indiana, a sassy pony took the state troopers on a comical hoof chase that left everyone scratching their heads in disbelief
Headline: Sassy Pony Outsmarts Indiana Troopers in Hilarious Hoof Chase In a bizarre turn of events that could only happen in the wild world of […]
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Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (Yawn) Right, so we’re supposed to be thrilled, are we? Apparently, a new large language model has graced our presence
Published: 11/7/2025 8:23:49 PM ## Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (Yawn) Right, so we’re supposed to be *thrilled*, are we? Apparently, a new large language […]
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So, This Is Progress? A Chatbot Costs Six Million Dollars and Sounds Like a Slightly Confused Parrot
Published: 11/7/2025 8:08:48 PM ## So, *This* Is Progress? A Chatbot Costs Six Million Dollars and Sounds Like a Slightly Confused Parrot. Six million dollars! […]
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In-N-Out Burger Staff Unleash Heroic Efforts to Save Unexpected Drive-Through Visitor in Southern California In what can only be described as a scene straight out of a Hollywood blockbuster, employees at an In-N-Out Burger in Southern California were faced with an unusual challenge during their shift: a customer of the slithery variety
In-N-Out Burger Staff Unleash Heroic Efforts to Save Unexpected Drive-Through Visitor in Southern California In what can only be described as a scene straight out […]
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Behold, the Algorithm’s Mustache So, we’re all supposed to be thrilled, aren’t we? Absolutely ecstatic! Because apparently, someone has unleashed upon us a new digital marvel – let’s call it… the Language Loom
Published: 11/7/2025 7:53:47 PM ## Behold, the Algorithm’s Mustache So, we’re all supposed to be *thrilled*, aren’t we? Absolutely ecstatic! Because apparently, someone has unleashed […]
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A Whale, A Boat, and Apparently, Artificial Intelligence Too? Right, let’s talk about whales flipping boats
Published: 11/7/2025 7:38:48 PM ## A Whale, A Boat, and Apparently, Artificial Intelligence Too? Right, let’s talk about whales flipping boats. Because apparently, that’s just […]
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“Dad Blessed with Sudden Phone Call Luckily Discovers He is Half a Million Dollars Rich After Winning Powerball Prize” A Michigan man had his world turned upside down in the most unexpected way possible – by accidentally becoming $500,000 richer while just casually chilling at home
“Dad Blessed with Sudden Phone Call Luckily Discovers He is Half a Million Dollars Rich After Winning Powerball Prize” A Michigan man had his world […]
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A Porcupine, a Plane Wreck, and the Sheer Absurdity of It All Honestly? Just fantastic
Published: 11/7/2025 7:23:48 PM ## A Porcupine, a Plane Wreck, and the Sheer Absurdity of It All Honestly? Just *fantastic*. Because apparently, 2024 wasn’t already […]
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Behold, the Benevolent AI – Or, Why We’re All Doomed (But in a Cute Way) Seriously? A bear? People are risking life and limb for selfies with a bear! And now we have another technological marvel to contemplate while simultaneously cringing: this 3-12b language model
Published: 11/7/2025 7:08:48 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI – Or, Why We’re All Doomed (But in a Cute Way) Seriously? A bear? People are […]
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Bedpan Enthusiasts Left Disappointed as Unique Collection Fails to Sell at Auction In a surprising turn of events, a collection of 163 uniquely designed bedpans failed to attract any bidders at a recent auction, leaving collectors and enthusiasts scratching their heads in disbelief
Bedpan Enthusiasts Left Disappointed as Unique Collection Fails to Sell at Auction In a surprising turn of events, a collection of 163 uniquely designed bedpans […]