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A Paper Trail of Utter Brilliance (and Toilet Tissue) Right, let’s talk about this AI thing, shall we? Specifically, this… endeavor
Published: 11/7/2025 10:08:49 PM ## A Paper Trail of Utter Brilliance (and Toilet Tissue) Right, let’s talk about this AI thing, shall we? Specifically, this… […]
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April Fools’ Day, the time-honored tradition where individuals unleash their inner comedians upon unsuspecting friends and loved ones, is just around the corner
April Fools’ Day, the time-honored tradition where individuals unleash their inner comedians upon unsuspecting friends and loved ones, is just around the corner. And this […]
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Behold! A Chatbot’s Humble Existence (and Why I’m Mildly Annoyed) Right, so apparently we now have another large language model
Published: 11/7/2025 9:53:50 PM ## Behold! A Chatbot’s Humble Existence (and Why I’m Mildly Annoyed) Right, so apparently we now have *another* large language model. […]
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Behold! A Language Model, Because We Clearly Needed Another One Right then, let’s talk about this…thing
Published: 11/7/2025 9:38:49 PM ## Behold! A Language Model, Because We *Clearly* Needed Another One Right then, let’s talk about this…thing. This new language model, […]
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South Carolina Woman Miraculously Sweeps Scratch-Off Lottery Wins, Finally Hits Jackpot with $300,000 Prize In what can only be described as a series of totally unforeseen and completely random events, a South Carolina woman has managed to defy all odds and achieve an extraordinary streak of luck by winning not one, not two, but multiple scratch-off lottery prizes
South Carolina Woman Miraculously Sweeps Scratch-Off Lottery Wins, Finally Hits Jackpot with $300,000 Prize In what can only be described as a series of totally […]
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Behold! A Digital Equine, Rescued From Silicon Valley’s Mud Seriously? A horse? Stranded in a river? Folks are losing it over this, aren’t they? Apparently, witnessing an animal needing rescue is now a national emergency warranting aerial extraction
Published: 11/7/2025 9:24:09 PM ## Behold! A Digital Equine, Rescued From Silicon Valley’s Mud Seriously? A horse? Stranded in a river? Folks are losing it […]
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Behold, the Benevolent Language Model – A Hilarious Disappointment Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/7/2025 9:08:50 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent Language Model – A Hilarious Disappointment Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This supposed marvel of modern […]
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Missouri Man’s Stroke of Luck: Called Into Work on Day off Leads to $1 Million Lottery Win In a surprising turn of events, 32-year-old John Smith from Missouri found himself dragged into work on his day off only to stumble upon a stroke of luck that many can only dream of
Missouri Man’s Stroke of Luck: Called Into Work on Day off Leads to $1 Million Lottery Win In a surprising turn of events, 32-year-old John […]
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Behold! A Linguistic Frankenstein’s Monster – Or, Why My Cat Writes More Coherent Poetry Right
Published: 11/7/2025 8:53:48 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Frankenstein’s Monster – Or, Why My Cat Writes More Coherent Poetry Right. Let’s talk about this…*thing*. This […]
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Behold! AI’s Latest Triumph: Generating Sentences About Pigs Seriously? This is what we’re doing now? We’ve conquered cancer (sort of), sent probes to other planets, and mapped the human genome…and the pinnacle of artificial intelligence’s capabilities is generating text about a pig biting an officer’s hand after being distracted by crackers? I feel like I’m trapped in some bizarre, low-budget sitcom where the punchline is the premise
Published: 11/7/2025 8:38:48 PM ## Behold! AI’s Latest Triumph: Generating Sentences About Pigs Seriously? This is what we’re doing now? We’ve conquered cancer (sort of), […]