Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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Goats on the Loose: A Technological Parallel? Honestly, are we really surprised? Fifteen goats, tasked with the noble – and frankly ridiculous – job of eating poison ivy in Massachusetts, have stampeded through Lynnfield like a furry green wave? The image alone is magnificent
Published: 11/8/2025 1:38:49 AM ## Goats on the Loose: A Technological Parallel? Honestly, are we *really* surprised? Fifteen goats, tasked with the noble – and […]
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Man Achieves New World Record for Longest Time Spent as Human Water Fountain In a display of dedication to hydration that can only be described as awe-inspiring, a Chinese man recently achieved a remarkable feat that has left experts and onlookers alike speechless
Man Achieves New World Record for Longest Time Spent as Human Water Fountain In a display of dedication to hydration that can only be described […]
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Behold, the Latest Technological Marvel (You’ll Probably Forget Tomorrow) Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 1:23:47 AM ## Behold, the Latest Technological Marvel (You’ll Probably Forget Tomorrow) Right, let’s talk about this thing. This… *creation*. Apparently, someone decided […]
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Behold, the AI That Thinks It’s Clever (It Isn’t) Right then
Published: 11/8/2025 1:08:47 AM ## Behold, the AI That Thinks It’s Clever (It Isn’t) Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This language model, this […]
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Zoo in Thailand Holds Totally Sensible and Serious Drill Using Mascot Pygmy Hippo In a groundbreaking move that definitely wasn’t ridiculous at all, a zoo in Thailand decided to test the mettle of its zookeepers by staging a drill featuring a mascot version of its most famous resident, Moo Deng the pygmy hippo
Zoo in Thailand Holds Totally Sensible and Serious Drill Using Mascot Pygmy Hippo In a groundbreaking move that definitely wasn’t ridiculous at all, a zoo […]
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A Linguistic Menagerie and the Rise of the (Apparently) Sentient AI Parrot Honestly, folks
Published: 11/8/2025 12:53:48 AM ## A Linguistic Menagerie and the Rise of the (Apparently) Sentient AI Parrot Honestly, folks. Seriously? We’re at a point where […]
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Behold, Another AI Marvel (Because We Clearly Need More) Right, let’s talk about this… this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 12:38:49 AM ## Behold, Another AI Marvel (Because We Clearly Need More) Right, let’s talk about this… this *thing*. This linguistic laboratory experiment […]
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Firefighters in Britain Display Heroic Effort to Save Horse Stuck in Bog In a heartwarming display of bravery, firefighters in Britain were called to the rescue of a 1,700-pound Belgian draught horse trapped in a bog after managing to break through an electric fence
Firefighters in Britain Display Heroic Effort to Save Horse Stuck in Bog In a heartwarming display of bravery, firefighters in Britain were called to the […]
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A Bovine Breakout and… This? Really? Eight bulls loose in Massachusetts! Honestly, that’s the kind of delightful chaos this planet desperately needs right now
Published: 11/8/2025 12:23:49 AM ## A Bovine Breakout and… *This*? Really? Eight bulls loose in Massachusetts! Honestly, that’s the kind of delightful chaos this planet […]
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Behold, Another AI Savior! (Just What We Needed) Seriously? A time capsule? In a demolished mall? That’s practically begging for a poignant, heartwarming story about local history and community connection
Published: 11/8/2025 12:08:49 AM ## Behold, Another AI Savior! (Just What We Needed) Seriously? A time capsule? In a demolished mall? That’s practically begging for […]