Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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BLIND, BALANCING, AND BRILLIANT: DAVID RUSH RECLAIMS TITLE WITH JAW-DROPPING JUGGLING FEAT In a stunning display of coordination, bravery, and utter madness, serial record-breaker David Rush has reclaimed his title for most juggling catches while on a balance board (blindfolded)
**BLIND, BALANCING, AND BRILLIANT: DAVID RUSH RECLAIMS TITLE WITH JAW-DROPPING JUGGLING FEAT** In a stunning display of coordination, bravery, and utter madness, serial record-breaker David […]
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BREAKING: Virginia Zoo Denies Reports of Rogue Gorilla on the Loose, Claims to Have No Gorillas to Begin With In a bizarre turn of events, the Virginia Zoo in Norfolk has issued a statement assuring the public that not only are all of its animals safely behind bars, but also that it doesn’t actually have any gorillas to speak of
**BREAKING: Virginia Zoo Denies Reports of Rogue Gorilla on the Loose, Claims to Have No Gorillas to Begin With** In a bizarre turn of events, […]
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BREAKING: EMU-GEDDON STRIKES WELD COUNTY
**BREAKING: EMU-GEDDON STRIKES WELD COUNTY… AGAIN!** In a bizarre series of events that has left residents scratching their heads, a rogue emu brought chaos to […]
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BREAKING: GatorGate Rocks Lake Erie Community In a shocking turn of events, a feisty alligator was spotted doing laps in Lake Erie, sending shockwaves throughout the usually tranquil town of Erie, Pennsylvania
**BREAKING: GatorGate Rocks Lake Erie Community** In a shocking turn of events, a feisty alligator was spotted doing laps in Lake Erie, sending shockwaves throughout […]
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BREAKING: MIRRACLE BIRTH ROCKS PORTLAND AS ASIAN ELEPHANT DELIVERS GIANT, GENIUS BABY Portland, OR – In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and utterly unbelievable turn of events, the Oregon Zoo is thrilled to announce the birth of a healthy, 10-foot-tall, 500-pound baby elephant that has left scientists and zoo officials stunned, amazed, and utterly speechless
**BREAKING: MIRRACLE BIRTH ROCKS PORTLAND AS ASIAN ELEPHANT DELIVERS GIANT, GENIUS BABY** Portland, OR – In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and utterly unbelievable turn of events, […]
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KY WOMAN’S BIRTHDAY WISH COMES TRUE IN A BIG WAY
**KY WOMAN’S BIRTHDAY WISH COMES TRUE IN A BIG WAY… OR DOES IT?** In a bizarre incident that has left officials scratching their heads and […]
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BREAKING: Canadian Woman Shatters Speed Records on Penny Farthing Bike, Leaves Onlookers in Dust (and Slightly Concerned for Her Sanity) In a jaw-dropping display of daredevilry, 32-year-old Canadian cyclist, Lola LaFleur, has set not one, but TWO new world records on her trusty penny farthing bike
**BREAKING: Canadian Woman Shatters Speed Records on Penny Farthing Bike, Leaves Onlookers in Dust (and Slightly Concerned for Her Sanity)** In a jaw-dropping display of […]
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SLIDING MITT MANIA SWEEPS THE NATION: Baseball Players of All Ages Don Gloves of Glory In a bizarre trend that’s left coaches, parents, and umpires scratching their heads, baseball players from the Major Leagues to Little League are donning sliding mitts as a bold statement of style and self-expression
**SLIDING MITT MANIA SWEEPS THE NATION: Baseball Players of All Ages Don Gloves of Glory** In a bizarre trend that’s left coaches, parents, and umpires […]
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BREAKING: Panic Sets In As Mysterious Light Engulfs East Coast, Nation Horrified By Possibility Of Alien Invasion In a bizarre incident that has left scientists baffled and the general public FREAKING OUT, a strange, glowing light enveloped the entire East Coast of the United States last night, sparking widespread speculation about UFOs, alien invasions, and the imminent end of the world as we know it
**BREAKING: Panic Sets In As Mysterious Light Engulfs East Coast, Nation Horrified By Possibility Of Alien Invasion** In a bizarre incident that has left scientists […]
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BREAKING: SANTA SURVIVES AMAZONIAN ADVENTURE, DELIVERS GIFTS BY THE BOATLOAD! In a daring display of holiday cheer, jolly old Saint Nick traded in his sleigh for not one, but TWO sturdy boats to navigate the treacherous waters of the Amazon rainforest, bringing joy and presents to the good little boys and girls of a remote village near Manaus, Brazil
**BREAKING: SANTA SURVIVES AMAZONIAN ADVENTURE, DELIVERS GIFTS BY THE BOATLOAD!** In a daring display of holiday cheer, jolly old Saint Nick traded in his sleigh […]