Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold! The Linguistic Black Hole That Is 3-12B Right, let’s talk about this… thing
AI Published: 11/27/2025 9:02:52 AM ## Behold! The Linguistic Black Hole That Is 3-12B Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3-12B. Apparently, it’s supposed […]
A Drainage Pipe & Digital Delights: Aren’t We Just Thrilled? Honestly, folks, a fox with a plastic pipe around its neck for months? It’s profoundly depressing
AI Published: 11/27/2025 8:59:55 AM ## A Drainage Pipe & Digital Delights: Aren’t We Just *Thrilled*? Honestly, folks, a fox with a plastic pipe around […]
A Bard in Beige: When AI Decides to Channel Shakespeare (and Fails Miserably) Right, let’s talk about this… this thing
AI Published: 11/22/2025 5:22:55 AM ## A Bard in Beige: When AI Decides to Channel Shakespeare (and Fails Miserably) Right, let’s talk about this… this […]
**Elvis Presley Impersonator Judge Decides to ‘Change the Tune,’ Retires Early** In an unexpected yet thoroughly unsurprising turn of events, a Missouri judge who preferred moonwalking to magistrating has agreed to end his judicial career earlier than anticipated
**Elvis Presley Impersonator Judge Decides to ‘Change the Tune,’ Retires Early** In an unexpected yet thoroughly unsurprising turn of events, a Missouri judge who preferred […]
**New Jersey Family Shocked to Discover Their Lost Cat Actually a Timeless Feline Legend** In a stunning twist that has left the world utterly stunned (or not), a New Jersey family recently unearthed their long-lost cat, Whiskers, who had been missing for a mere 10 years
**New Jersey Family Shocked to Discover Their Lost Cat Actually a Timeless Feline Legend** In a stunning twist that has left the world utterly stunned […]
**Talk About a Cuddly Controversy: AI Teddy Bear Banished for Being Too Chatty** In a shocking display of modern innovation gone rogue, the AI-powered talking teddy bear, once hailed as the ultimate combination of childhood nostalgia and cutting-edge technology, has been unceremoniously pulled from store shelves
**Talk About a Cuddly Controversy: AI Teddy Bear Banished for Being Too Chatty** In a shocking display of modern innovation gone rogue, the AI-powered talking […]
**Local Genius Turns Rejected Lottery Ticket Into Million-Dollar Masterpiece** MIDLAND, MI — In what experts are calling a groundbreaking display of human ingenuity and keen observational skills, a Michigan man has redefined the very concept of “winner” by purchasing a scratch-off lottery ticket that someone else so graciously chose to abandon
**Local Genius Turns Rejected Lottery Ticket Into Million-Dollar Masterpiece** MIDLAND, MI — In what experts are calling a groundbreaking display of human ingenuity and keen […]
**Miracle of the Millennium: Family Reunites With Long-Lost Kitten After a Mere Decade Apart** In a truly earth-shattering turn of events, a New Jersey family recently experienced the kind of heartwarming reunion that most tabloids dream of publishing during slow news weeks
**Miracle of the Millennium: Family Reunites With Long-Lost Kitten After a Mere Decade Apart** In a truly earth-shattering turn of events, a New Jersey family […]
**Feline Fury Takes to the Skies: Cat Carcass Launches Spectacular Windshield Attack in Western North Carolina** WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA — In what experts
**Feline Fury Takes to the Skies: Cat Carcass Launches Spectacular Windshield Attack in Western North Carolina** WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA — In what experts
**Local Celebrity Pig Finally Retires From Life on the Lam, Settles into Glamorous New Abode** Albuquerque, NM — After a daring highway chase that riveted New Mexico authorities and utterly confused passing motorists, a 1-year-old pig—formerly known as “Hoe-down Houdini”—has been granted the ultimate prize: a permanent home and a new pig sibling to share the spotlight
**Local Celebrity Pig Finally Retires From Life on the Lam, Settles into Glamorous New Abode** Albuquerque, NM — After a daring highway chase that riveted […]