Author: Poor Dirt Richard
**Bear Only Wants a Discount: Chases 11-Year-Old into Family Dollar for a Wild Shopping Spree** McKean County, PA — In what experts are calling the most thrilling retail adventure of the year, an 11-year-old Pennsylvania child was recently chased into a Family Dollar store by none other than a local bear
**Bear Only Wants a Discount: Chases 11-Year-Old into Family Dollar for a Wild Shopping Spree** McKean County, PA — In what experts are calling the […]
**Breaking News: AI Teddy Bear’s Naughty Secrets Land It in the Naughty Corner** In a stunning development that has surely sent shockwaves through the cuddly toy industry, an AI-powered talking teddy bear designed to be every child’s best friend has been unceremoniously pulled from the shelves
**Breaking News: AI Teddy Bear’s Naughty Secrets Land It in the Naughty Corner** In a stunning development that has surely sent shockwaves through the cuddly […]
**Midnight Munchies Pay Off: Michigan Woman Trades Snacks for a Million-Dollar Jackpot** In a shocking turn of events that definitely wasn’t planned,
**Midnight Munchies Pay Off: Michigan Woman Trades Snacks for a Million-Dollar Jackpot** In a shocking turn of events that definitely wasn’t planned,
**New York Woman’s Afro Hairstyle Officially Crowned World’s Largest: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow?** In a stunning display of hair-raising achievement, a New York woman has officially claimed the title of the world’s largest afro hairstyle
**New York Woman’s Afro Hairstyle Officially Crowned World’s Largest: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow?** In a stunning display of hair-raising achievement, a New York woman has […]
**Breaking News: California’s Oceanic Symphony Spoiled by Boring Construction** In a development sure to disappoint enthusiasts of marine bodily functions everywhere, the recent mysterious bubbling off the coast of California—a phenomenon that had locals and experts eagerly crafting ever more imaginative theories—has been definitively attributed not to a pod of gassy whales letting loose but to, hold your breath, plain old construction work
**Breaking News: California’s Oceanic Symphony Spoiled by Boring Construction** In a development sure to disappoint enthusiasts of marine bodily functions everywhere, the recent mysterious bubbling […]
**Pig’s Daring Albuquerque Highway Escapade Ends in Dream Home—Because Who Needs Ordinary Pets?** ALBUQUERQUE — Move over, dramatic Hollywood blockbusters! Last Tuesday, Albuquerque bore witness to the most thrilling, edge-of-your-seat heroics involving none other than a local pig who apparently decided that the open road was far more enticing than the muddy pen it previously called home
**Pig’s Daring Albuquerque Highway Escapade Ends in Dream Home—Because Who Needs Ordinary Pets?** ALBUQUERQUE — Move over, dramatic Hollywood blockbusters! Last Tuesday, Albuquerque bore witness […]
**Local Woman’s Arm Circumference Breaks Records, Former Record Holder Absolutely Thrilled** In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, and obviously life-altering event, the world can finally rest easy knowing that the new champion of arm circumference has been crowned
**Local Woman’s Arm Circumference Breaks Records, Former Record Holder Absolutely Thrilled** In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, and obviously life-altering event, the world can finally rest easy […]
**Breaking News: Philadelphia Zoo Doubles Its Monkey Business with Twin Tamarin Surprise** PHILADELPHIA — In what can only be described as a smashing success for primate reproduction, the Philadelphia Zoo has proudly announced the birth of not one, but two sets of pied tamarin monkey twins this year
**Breaking News: Philadelphia Zoo Doubles Its Monkey Business with Twin Tamarin Surprise** PHILADELPHIA — In what can only be described as a smashing success for […]
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