Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Ancient Grapevine in Tibet Shocks Historians by Simply Refusing to Die In a stunning revelation that has baffled scientists and left horticultural experts scratching their heads, a grapevine in Tibet has recently been confirmed as the oldest in the world at a whopping 416 years of age
Ancient Grapevine in Tibet Shocks Historians by Simply Refusing to Die In a stunning revelation that has baffled scientists and left horticultural experts scratching their […]
British Sanctuary’s Escaped Flamingo Captured Enjoying French Vacation As if 2020 couldn’t get any weirder, a flamingo from a British sanctuary decided to take matters into its own wings and embark on a spontaneous trip to France
British Sanctuary’s Escaped Flamingo Captured Enjoying French Vacation As if 2020 couldn’t get any weirder, a flamingo from a British sanctuary decided to take matters […]
Behold! A Language Model Older Than Most Empires (Almost) Seriously? Another AI release? You’d think after, what, a dozen of these things claiming to revolutionize everything from poetry to pizza recipes, we’d be living in some utopian future powered by eloquently-written spam
Published: 11/11/2025 10:24:01 AM ## Behold! A Language Model Older Than Most Empires (Almost) Seriously? Another AI release? You’d think after, what, a *dozen* of […]
The Existential Dread of Yet Another Chatbot Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/11/2025 9:24:14 AM ## The Existential Dread of Yet Another Chatbot Right, let’s talk about this. This… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter marvel that […]
Behold! A Generative Miracle (That Mostly Just Confuses Me) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things now, aren’t we? Like digital tumbleweeds rolling across the internet – a freshly-minted, vaguely impressive language model
Published: 11/10/2025 7:23:51 PM ## Behold! A Generative Miracle (That Mostly Just Confuses Me) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things now, aren’t we? […]
A Horse, a Pool, and the Inevitability of AI Mishaps Seriously? A horse
Published: 11/10/2025 7:08:48 PM ## A Horse, a Pool, and the Inevitability of AI Mishaps Seriously? A horse. In a swimming pool. Virginia. I’m not […]
Minnesota Man’s Ambitious Quest to Break World Record with Ice Cream Cone in Ireland In a truly groundbreaking development that has left millions scratching their heads in bewilderment, a man from the freezing state of Minnesota has decided to jet off to balmy Ireland to attempt to break the world record for eating the most ice cream cones in a single sitting
Minnesota Man’s Ambitious Quest to Break World Record with Ice Cream Cone in Ireland In a truly groundbreaking development that has left millions scratching their […]
A Colossal Equine Misunderstanding (and Some AI, Apparently) Right then
Published: 11/10/2025 11:23:45 AM ## A Colossal Equine Misunderstanding (and Some AI, Apparently) Right then. Let’s talk about this. A 900-pound horse. In a swimming […]
Behold! A Language Model’s Glorious, Utter Uselessness So, we have an Ohio woman, right? Bless her heart
Published: 11/10/2025 11:08:45 AM ## Behold! A Language Model’s Glorious, Utter Uselessness So, we have an Ohio woman, right? Bless her heart. She accidentally triggers […]
A Linguistic Speed Eating Contest: Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/10/2025 10:23:45 AM ## A Linguistic Speed Eating Contest: Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now Right, let’s talk about this. Let’s discuss the pinnacle […]