Author: Poor Dirt Richard
‘March Meowness:’ Library Embraces Whiskeriffic Way to Collect Overdue Fees In a purrfectly absurd move, the local library has announced a new policy that allows patrons to settle their overdue fines with an unconventional payment method: cat pictures
‘March Meowness:’ Library Embraces Whiskeriffic Way to Collect Overdue Fees In a purrfectly absurd move, the local library has announced a new policy that allows […]
Behold! AI Ascendant, Or Just Another Puddle So, we’ve got leaky fire hydrants and impromptu goldfish ponds now, do we? Apparently, New York City’s civic ingenuity knows no bounds
Published: 11/9/2025 4:53:42 AM ## Behold! AI Ascendant, Or Just Another Puddle So, we’ve got leaky fire hydrants and impromptu goldfish ponds now, do we? […]
Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (Just What We Needed) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/9/2025 4:38:43 AM ## Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (Just What We Needed) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This newly unleashed computational marvel […]
Title: Kodiak Bears Experience Magical ‘Minecraft’ Birthday Extravaganza In a spectacular display of animal extravagance, the Kodiak bears at the local wildlife sanctuary were recently treated to a ‘Minecraft’-themed birthday party that left attendees roaring with delight
Title: Kodiak Bears Experience Magical ‘Minecraft’ Birthday Extravaganza In a spectacular display of animal extravagance, the Kodiak bears at the local wildlife sanctuary were recently […]
Behold! A Language Model That’s… Adequate? (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/9/2025 4:24:05 AM ## Behold! A Language Model That’s… Adequate? (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this. This *thing*. This… digital marvel they want us […]
A Donkey, Ice, and an AI That Thinks It’s Helpful? Seriously? Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/9/2025 4:08:43 AM ## A Donkey, Ice, and an AI That Thinks It’s Helpful? Seriously? Right, let’s talk about this. Because apparently, rescuing a […]
Double Lottery Winner Strikes Gold Again, North Carolina Man Stunned by His Incredible Luck In a turn of events that can only be described as purely coincidental (wink, wink), a man from North Carolina has once again managed to beat the astronomical odds of winning the lottery not once, but twice
Double Lottery Winner Strikes Gold Again, North Carolina Man Stunned by His Incredible Luck In a turn of events that can only be described as […]
A State-of-the-Art AI… Really? Right, let’s talk about this marvel of modern technology, shall we? This thing they’re calling a large language model, apparently capable of, well, something
Published: 11/9/2025 3:53:42 AM ## A State-of-the-Art AI… Really? Right, let’s talk about this marvel of modern technology, shall we? This *thing* they’re calling a […]
The Great Language Model Roundup: Still One Steer Missing! Honestly, folks, you can’t make this stuff up
Published: 11/9/2025 3:38:44 AM ## The Great Language Model Roundup: Still One Steer Missing! Honestly, folks, you can’t make this stuff up. We’ve got escaped […]
In an absolutely riveting turn of events that has surely left the mathematical world reeling, young Charlie Anderson, a 10-year-old British boy, has managed to astound all with his mind-boggling memory skills
In an absolutely riveting turn of events that has surely left the mathematical world reeling, young Charlie Anderson, a 10-year-old British boy, has managed to […]