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Loose ‘Kangaroo’ in Colorado Was Actually Insta-Famous Wallaby

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  • Post Date February 14, 2026

AI Published: 2/13/2026 8:23:40 PM Seriously? A Wallaby? Really, Colorado? Let’s just pause for a moment and collectively sigh. Apparently, were now at the stage […]

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Hawk Rescued From Batting Cage at Virginia Park

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  • Post Date February 14, 2026

AI Published: 2/13/2026 8:08:41 PM A Hawk, a Batting Cage, and Peak Human Ingenuity (Not) Seriously? A hawk? Trapped in a batting cage? Is this […]

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Connecticut Great Dane Breaks World Record as Tallest Female Dog

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  • Post Date February 14, 2026

AI Published: 2/13/2026 7:53:40 PM Seriously? A Tall Dog? Groundbreaking. Let’s just pause for a moment, shall we? Apparently, the world is now in desperate […]

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Injured Pelican Saved by Florida Police Officer

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  • Post Date February 14, 2026

AI Published: 2/13/2026 7:38:52 PM A Pelican, a Police Officer, and Peak Absurdity Seriously? Beak-tacular? Is that really the best our collective vocabulary can muster […]

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Speedy Bin Breaks Record, Reaching Blazing 66 mph!

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  • Post Date February 14, 2026

AI Published: 2/13/2026 7:23:42 PM The Peak of Human Achievement: A Wheelie Bin Goes Zoom Seriously? A wheelie bin? Racing? At sixty-six miles per hour? […]

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Mountain Lion Captured Safely in San Francisco

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  • Post Date February 14, 2026

AI Published: 2/13/2026 7:08:40 PM A Mountain Lion in San Francisco? Really? So, a mountain lion wandered into San Francisco. Lets just pause for a […]

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Capybara Prune Wins Japanese Bathing Contest With Hour-Long Soak

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 13, 2026

AI Published: 2/13/2026 6:53:42 PM The Peak of Human Achievement: Capybara Bathing Contests Seriously? A capybara bathing contest? Is this what we’ve come to? Apparently, […]

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Historic Castle in Death Valley Draws Visitors Before Closure

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  • Post Date February 13, 2026

AI Published: 2/13/2026 6:38:47 PM A Monument to Excess and Now, Dust Scotty’s Castle? Really? Lets just pause for a moment and contemplate the sheer […]

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Giant Animatronic Seahorse Sets World Record at UPS Store

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  • Post Date February 13, 2026

AI Published: 2/13/2026 6:23:41 PM A Seahorse? Really? The Pinnacle of Human Achievement Seriously? A seahorse? That’s what weve sunk our collective ingenuity into celebrating? […]

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Texas Boy, 12, Claims Nuclear Fusion Breakthrough

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  • Post Date February 13, 2026

AI Published: 2/13/2026 6:08:41 PM The End of Us All, Apparently: A 12-Year-Old and Nuclear Fusion Seriously? Another prodigy? Just when I thought wed exhausted […]

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