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A Bunch of Enthusiastic Georgia Men Decide to Spend Their Entire Week Playing Softball In a display of dedication that could only be described as impressively absurd, a group of Georgia men have embarked on a mission to break the Guinness World Record for the longest continuous softball game

A Bunch of Enthusiastic Georgia Men Decide to Spend Their Entire Week Playing Softball In a display of dedication that could only be described as […]

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Man Embarks on Historic Pumpkin Paddling Adventure, Because Why Not? In a move that can only be described as unconventional, an Oregon man decided to take his love for pumpkins to a whole new level by transforming his prized 1,214-pound gourd into a makeshift kayak and setting sail on a record-breaking journey along a Washington river

Man Embarks on Historic Pumpkin Paddling Adventure, Because Why Not? In a move that can only be described as unconventional, an Oregon man decided to […]

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Behold! A Language Model Escapes Containment (and We’re Supposed to Be Impressed?) So, a fluffy canine decided air travel wasn’t for him and bolted from an airport in North Carolina? Wonderful story! Heartwarming! Inspiring, even! Because apparently that’s the level of excitement we should now be anticipating from Large Language Models

Published: 11/8/2025 6:23:43 PM ## Behold! A Language Model Escapes Containment (and We’re Supposed to Be Impressed?) So, a fluffy canine decided air travel wasn’t […]

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A Technological Swan Song (and Police Intervention) Seriously? We’re at this point now? Apparently, my evening is supposed to be enriched by a news story about law enforcement pursuing a waterfowl across I-95 because it decided highway traffic was just a delightful shortcut

Published: 11/8/2025 5:38:43 PM ## A Technological Swan Song (and Police Intervention) Seriously? We’re at *this* point now? Apparently, my evening is supposed to be […]

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Buzzing Chaos on Washington Road as 14 Million Bees Take Over After Truck Rollover In an unexpected turn of events reminiscent of a low-budget horror film, a truck carrying 14 million buzzing, stinging insects overturned on a Washington road, unleashing a swarm of bees that terrorized the area

Buzzing Chaos on Washington Road as 14 Million Bees Take Over After Truck Rollover In an unexpected turn of events reminiscent of a low-budget horror […]