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Museum in St. Louis Encourages Unique Fashion Statement for Guinness World Record Attempt In a groundbreaking move that has left fashion critics around the globe […]
Behold, the Spoon Prophet and the Rise of… That Language Model Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? While a man in Iran is apparently dedicating his life to achieving peak spoon-adhesion – 96 spoons! Can you even imagine the chafing?! – we’re supposed to be excited about
Published: 11/9/2025 8:53:55 AM ## Behold, the Spoon Prophet and the Rise of… *That* Language Model Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? While a […]
Behold! AI That Writes Like… Me? (Just Fabulous
Published: 11/9/2025 8:38:49 AM ## Behold! AI That Writes Like… Me? (Just Fabulous.) Seriously? We’ve reached peak absurdity, haven’t we? Apparently, now we need an […]
Miraculous Marshmallow Downpour Delights Detroit Children In a completely normal turn of events, thousands of marshmallows mysteriously rained down from the sky at a park in the Detroit area yesterday, much to the delight of local children and the bewilderment of concerned parents
Miraculous Marshmallow Downpour Delights Detroit Children In a completely normal turn of events, thousands of marshmallows mysteriously rained down from the sky at a park […]
Behold, the Handstand Skateboarder and the Algorithm’s Existential Crisis Seriously? A woman, born without legs, breaks a world record skateboarding in a handstand? While I’m genuinely impressed – because let’s be honest, that takes some serious core strength and frankly, sheer defiance of gravity – my brain is currently staging a full-blown revolt
Published: 11/9/2025 8:23:47 AM ## Behold, the Handstand Skateboarder and the Algorithm’s Existential Crisis Seriously? A woman, born without legs, breaks a world record skateboarding […]
The AI Wants You To Be Thrilled About This So, apparently, we’re supposed to be celebrating? Right
Published: 11/9/2025 8:08:48 AM ## The AI Wants You To Be *Thrilled* About This So, apparently, we’re supposed to be celebrating? Right. Wonderful news! We […]
The Algorithm’s Benevolent Gift (Ha!) Right, let’s talk about this new…thing
Published: 11/9/2025 7:53:48 AM ## The Algorithm’s Benevolent Gift (Ha!) Right, let’s talk about this new…thing. This “language model.” Apparently, it’s supposed to revolutionize everything […]
Behold, the Odometer Oracle & A Hundred Grand! (Because Logic Clearly Doesn’t Apply Anymore) Right
Published: 11/9/2025 7:38:48 AM ## Behold, the Odometer Oracle & A Hundred Grand! (Because Logic Clearly Doesn’t Apply Anymore) Right. Let’s talk about Maryland. Land […]
The Hunt for the Great Emu: British Police Requests a Pause in Emu Pursuit In a bizarre turn of events, the Lincolshire police have issued a plea to the public to refrain from engaging in their very own riveting version of Animal Planet’s “The Great Emu Chase
The Hunt for the Great Emu: British Police Requests a Pause in Emu Pursuit In a bizarre turn of events, the Lincolshire police have issued […]
Behold, the Technological Shark Attack! Right, let’s talk about this “breakthrough,” shall we? This shimmering, digital marvel – a language model they’re so keen to show off
Published: 11/9/2025 7:23:50 AM ## Behold, the Technological Shark Attack! Right, let’s talk about this “breakthrough,” shall we? This shimmering, digital marvel – a language […]