Author: Poor Dirt Richard
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BREAKING: Canadian Woman Shatters Speed Records on Penny Farthing Bike, Leaves Onlookers in Dust (and Slightly Concerned for Her Sanity) In a jaw-dropping display of daredevilry, 32-year-old Canadian cyclist, Lola LaFleur, has set not one, but TWO new world records on her trusty penny farthing bike
**BREAKING: Canadian Woman Shatters Speed Records on Penny Farthing Bike, Leaves Onlookers in Dust (and Slightly Concerned for Her Sanity)** In a jaw-dropping display of […]
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SLIDING MITT MANIA SWEEPS THE NATION: Baseball Players of All Ages Don Gloves of Glory In a bizarre trend that’s left coaches, parents, and umpires scratching their heads, baseball players from the Major Leagues to Little League are donning sliding mitts as a bold statement of style and self-expression
**SLIDING MITT MANIA SWEEPS THE NATION: Baseball Players of All Ages Don Gloves of Glory** In a bizarre trend that’s left coaches, parents, and umpires […]
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BREAKING: Panic Sets In As Mysterious Light Engulfs East Coast, Nation Horrified By Possibility Of Alien Invasion In a bizarre incident that has left scientists baffled and the general public FREAKING OUT, a strange, glowing light enveloped the entire East Coast of the United States last night, sparking widespread speculation about UFOs, alien invasions, and the imminent end of the world as we know it
**BREAKING: Panic Sets In As Mysterious Light Engulfs East Coast, Nation Horrified By Possibility Of Alien Invasion** In a bizarre incident that has left scientists […]
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BREAKING: SANTA SURVIVES AMAZONIAN ADVENTURE, DELIVERS GIFTS BY THE BOATLOAD! In a daring display of holiday cheer, jolly old Saint Nick traded in his sleigh for not one, but TWO sturdy boats to navigate the treacherous waters of the Amazon rainforest, bringing joy and presents to the good little boys and girls of a remote village near Manaus, Brazil
**BREAKING: SANTA SURVIVES AMAZONIAN ADVENTURE, DELIVERS GIFTS BY THE BOATLOAD!** In a daring display of holiday cheer, jolly old Saint Nick traded in his sleigh […]
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BREAKING: Oregon Lottery Players Strike Gold
**BREAKING: Oregon Lottery Players Strike Gold… Again!** In a jaw-dropping, life-changing, and utterly unbelievable turn of events, the Oregon Lottery has announced that TWO players […]
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BREAKING: MASSACHUSETTS POLICE DEPLOY CRACKER ARMY TO CAPTURE ROGUE PIG In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Worcester, Massachusetts, in stitches, local law enforcement was forced to deploy an unconventional tactic to apprehend a loose pig that had been terrorizing the town
**BREAKING: MASSACHUSETTS POLICE DEPLOY CRACKER ARMY TO CAPTURE ROGUE PIG** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Worcester, Massachusetts, in stitches, local law […]
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BREAKING: Ancient Message in a Bottle Uncovered in French Archaeological Site In a stunning archaeological revelation, a team of students excavating a centuries-old site in rural France has stumbled upon a truly incredible find: a message in a bottle penned by none other than a former archaeologist who worked at the very same site a whopping 200 years ago! The astonishing discovery was made by a group of students from the University of Paris, who were conducting a thorough dig at the historic site of “Pierre-la-Vieille,” a ancient village dating back to the Roman era
**BREAKING: Ancient Message in a Bottle Uncovered in French Archaeological Site** In a stunning archaeological revelation, a team of students excavating a centuries-old site in […]
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BREAKING: LOCAL MAN’S LUCK KNOWS NO BOUNDS AS HE WINS BIG
**BREAKING: LOCAL MAN’S LUCK KNOWS NO BOUNDS AS HE WINS BIG… AGAIN!** In a shocking turn of events that has left mathematicians baffled and lottery […]
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BREAKING: British Bunglers Break Beloved Bear, Nation Left in Stitches In a shocking display of drunken ineptitude, two British service members have confessed to committing a heinous crime that has left the nation in stitches: breaking and stealing half of a cherished Paddington Bear statue
**BREAKING: British Bunglers Break Beloved Bear, Nation Left in Stitches** In a shocking display of drunken ineptitude, two British service members have confessed to committing […]
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BREAKING: KITTEN’S DEATH-DEFYING 12-INCH JOURNEY ENDS IN MIRACULOUS RESCUE In a daring display of feline bravery, a plucky kitten in Indiana took a wild ride for the ages when it climbed into the engine compartment of an animal control employee’s car, sparking a heart-stopping rescue mission that will leave you on the edge of your seat! According to eyewitnesses, the fearless kitten, estimated to be only 6 months old, somehow managed to squeeze itself into the tiny crevice, a whopping 12 inches from freedom
**BREAKING: KITTEN’S DEATH-DEFYING 12-INCH JOURNEY ENDS IN MIRACULOUS RESCUE** In a daring display of feline bravery, a plucky kitten in Indiana took a wild ride […]