Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Just Thrilling) So, we have a new language model, do we? Another one? Honestly, I’m practically vibrating with excitement
Published: 11/9/2025 10:38:50 AM ## Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Just Thrilling) So, we have a new language model, do we? *Another* one? Honestly, I’m practically […]
Mysterious Object Lights Up Southern California Sky, Experts Stumped In a surprising turn of events for the residents of southern California, a bright fireball streaked across the night sky, captivating onlookers and sparking a frenzy on social media
Mysterious Object Lights Up Southern California Sky, Experts Stumped In a surprising turn of events for the residents of southern California, a bright fireball streaked […]
Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Just What We Needed
Published: 11/9/2025 10:23:48 AM ## Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Just What We Needed.) So, *this* happened. Apparently, someone cooked up a new language model – […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI That Can Barely Handle a Lightning Bolt Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/9/2025 10:08:50 AM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI That Can Barely Handle a Lightning Bolt Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This Large Language […]
Lucky Maryland Man Hits Jackpot After Random Conversation with Co-Worker In a shocking turn of events that can only be described as pure coincidence, a Maryland man has struck it rich with a whopping $50,000 lottery prize
Lucky Maryland Man Hits Jackpot After Random Conversation with Co-Worker In a shocking turn of events that can only be described as pure coincidence, a […]
Behold! A Digital Bear Brawl (and I’m Not Talking About Katmai) Seriously? Another large language model? Are we still doing this? It’s like watching a competitive eating contest where everyone is just shoveling slightly different-flavored pudding into their mouths
Published: 11/9/2025 9:53:47 AM ## Behold! A Digital Bear Brawl (and I’m Not Talking About Katmai) Seriously? Another large language model? Are we *still* doing […]
Behold! A New Linguistic Miracle (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/9/2025 9:39:13 AM ## Behold! A New Linguistic Miracle (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This…model. Apparently, someone decided we needed another one. […]
In a shocking turn of events, the world has been rocked by a piece of fruit that has caused more drama than a reality TV show marathon
In a shocking turn of events, the world has been rocked by a piece of fruit that has caused more drama than a reality TV […]
Behold! AI Now Rewards Fitness! (Seriously?) Right, because this is exactly what we needed
Published: 11/9/2025 9:23:47 AM ## Behold! AI Now Rewards Fitness! (Seriously?) Right, because this is *exactly* what we needed. A man going to the gym […]
Behold! Another Shiny Thing in the Desert (and It’s Supposedly Intelligent?) Seriously? A monolith? North of Las Vegas? As if Nevada needed another bizarre tourist trap vying for attention with Area 51 and those aggressively sparkly casinos
Published: 11/9/2025 9:08:55 AM ## Behold! Another Shiny Thing in the Desert (and It’s Supposedly Intelligent?) Seriously? A monolith? North of Las Vegas? As if […]